CNN just reported that Obama refuses to fall asleep. When asked "Why?" he replied,

"Last nigga who had a dream got shot! Not me playa!"

1/21/2009 11:01:37 PM

1/10

1/21/2009 11:02:07 PM

lol

7.5/10

[Edited on January 21, 2009 at 11:02 PM. Reason : rate]

1/21/2009 11:02:13 PM

4.5/10

1/21/2009 11:03:07 PM

0/10

1/21/2009 11:03:16 PM

^^^10/10 edit

1/21/2009 11:03:17 PM

not true

1/21/2009 11:03:41 PM

meh

1/10

1/21/2009 11:03:44 PM

^10/10 response

1/21/2009 11:04:24 PM

6.9/10

1/21/2009 11:06:09 PM

8/10

1/21/2009 11:13:56 PM

0.5/10

1/21/2009 11:14:02 PM

lol/rofl

1/21/2009 11:22:52 PM

chicken/watermelon

1/21/2009 11:29:10 PM

titties/beer

1/21/2009 11:31:20 PM

the whole "not me playa" is what ruined it

1/21/2009 11:36:29 PM

4.38274/10

1/21/2009 11:38:11 PM

1/21/2009 11:40:29 PM

10/10

1/28/2009 12:01:39 AM

threads like this make me miss played-out george bush jokes

1/28/2009 12:04:46 AM

I laughed

1/28/2009 12:05:28 AM

This might have been funny if it wasn't [old]

1/28/2009 12:38:31 AM

7/10

1/28/2009 12:39:48 AM

10/10^10

1/28/2009 12:41:45 AM

lol
10/10

1/28/2009 9:55:57 AM

i laffed, 10/10

1/28/2009 10:07:17 AM