http://www.beerformyhorsesthemovie.com

HOW DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS

1/22/2009 3:15:54 PM

Do you live underneath some sort of rock?

1/22/2009 3:20:41 PM

Apparently so.

1/22/2009 3:23:12 PM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beer_for_My_Horses_(film)

Quote :

"Toby Keith as Bill "Rack" Racklin Rodney Carrington as Lonnie Freeman Ted Nugent as Skunk Tarver Barry Corbin as Buck Baker Greg Serano as Tito Garza Claire Forlani as Annie Curtis Armstrong as D.A. Tom Skerritt as Sheriff Wilson Landry Willie Nelson as Charlie Chris Browning as Deputy Stippens Mac Davis as Preacher Keith Jardine as Jay Boy Simpson"

WTF man?!?! I used to beat to her in her Meet Joe Black days. She's pretty well dead to me after this.

1/22/2009 3:36:17 PM

I hadn't heard anything about this

that makes me feel slightly better about America as a whole

1/22/2009 3:40:29 PM

plot from wiki:

Quote :

"Two buddies, Rack (Keith) and Lonnie (Carrington), have quietly been pursuing justice as deputies in a small Oklahoma town. But when Rack’s girlfriend Annie (Forlani) is kidnapped by a drug lord as revenge for the arrest of his brother, Tito, the duo decide to defy their boss, Sheriff Landry, and chase them down by any means necessary. Rounding up the town’s lawman—Skunk Tarver, a defiantly silent man who chooses to use a bow n’ arrow instead of a gun—they take off on a mission."

this sounds absolutely amazing. i like how the drug lord is mexican and his brother's name is tito...stereotype anyone? i bet this thing sold like hot cakes in the trailer parks.

1/22/2009 3:43:59 PM

It's not on blu-ray yet.

1/22/2009 4:08:04 PM

1/22/2009 4:10:11 PM

Well shit, if this is gonna turn into a Claire Forlani appreciation thread...

http://www.egotastic.com/entertainment/celebrities/claire-forlani/claire-forlani-nude-videos-from-false-witness-004319

1/22/2009 4:11:54 PM

Quote :

"i like how the drug lord is mexican and his brother's name is tito...stereotype anyone? i bet this thing sold like hot cakes in the trailer parks."

so were you going for irony that makes you sound retarded or was this gem pure luck?

1/22/2009 4:18:20 PM

^gg

1/22/2009 5:22:22 PM

i think i saw the end of this on the CMT haha, only turned it on cause the title made me go WTF?!

1/22/2009 9:46:43 PM

Actually, the greatest film ever produced. Ever. Everever. is

1/22/2009 9:53:27 PM