I am SOOOOO sorry. I didn't even want to go to the Saucer tonight, I hardly ever do. I had a really big dinner at Jibarra, the new mexican place and then got talked into going. It hit my stomach as soon as we left the restaurant and didn't get loose until we walked in and met our friends.

I was standing with my back to you and didn't realize that your head was directly behind my buttocks. I thought that I was just standing in front of a table full of guys in the middle of a thoroughfare and that any gaseous emissions would be unnoticeable and quickly dispersed. I was wrong. It hit me first and I had to run away from my own stink. Only when I had made it across the room did I look back and see the horrified look on your face.

Yes. I farted. I'm sorry.

1/26/2009 11:14:17 PM

k

1/26/2009 11:15:20 PM

hahahahhhahaha 10/10 will read again.

1/26/2009 11:15:26 PM

LOL

1/26/2009 11:16:24 PM

Have you ever seen Carlito's Way



You should have been like "OK, I'M RELOADED" and hit her with the second wave



Once she knows you farted, and you know she knows you farted, there's no turning back

1/26/2009 11:17:29 PM

ahahahahahaha breathe ahahahahahahha


thanks i needed that laugh tonight

1/26/2009 11:18:09 PM

so thats why you hide in the corner

1/26/2009 11:24:49 PM

I didn't even order. I just hung out by the door until Paige finished her beer.

1/26/2009 11:26:16 PM

Quote :

"hahahahhhahaha 10/10 will read again."

I've done that before, I know it

1/26/2009 11:29:28 PM

LMAO!

1/26/2009 11:33:34 PM

Hahaha. This needs to be posted on craigslist's missed connections so it can be reposted in the "this is why I love craigslist" thread.

1/26/2009 11:34:41 PM

bwahahahahah!!1 niiiiiiiice. thank you for this thread.

1/26/2009 11:35:03 PM

^^ Thought about it.

1/26/2009 11:37:58 PM

fuck, double post

[Edited on January 27, 2009 at 12:00 AM. Reason : asdf]

1/26/2009 11:59:55 PM

hahaha which end was she standing on? i just got back

1/27/2009 12:05:46 AM

it was around the second table from the door in the middle

1/27/2009 12:06:46 AM

haha it was proly some chick that was with my crew, i was sitting at the bar because there wernt any seats at their table, got bored and went to play some darts

1/27/2009 12:08:53 AM

IOTFP

1/27/2009 12:44:16 AM

AWESOME

1/27/2009 1:11:38 AM

IT WAS A CHICK WITH MY CREW

1/27/2009 1:19:20 AM

Jibarra is new?

1/27/2009 1:23:25 AM

hahaha, I got there at like 10:40 and I knew I smelled fart as I was walking up by the bar meeting my friends. WAS IT YOU?

1/27/2009 2:09:37 AM

Quote :

" PART OF MY PUSSY POSSE "

1/27/2009 2:11:25 AM

funny

1/27/2009 2:23:36 AM

1/27/2009 5:12:17 AM

i was supposed to meet some people up there tonight but i was too drunk when i left practice to mess around with drinking downtown...so i hit up bada and went home


$1

1/27/2009 5:15:24 AM

nice

1/27/2009 9:37:59 AM

Quote :

"hahaha, I got there at like 10:40 and I knew I smelled fart as I was walking up by the bar meeting my friends. WAS IT YOU?"

Yes. It was pungent and room filling.

1/27/2009 12:08:48 PM

crop dusting

1/27/2009 12:19:49 PM

Quote :

"You should have been like "OK, I'M RELOADED" and hit her with the second wave"

1) Chances are this poor waitress didn't kill his cousin over a drug deal.

2) Chances are this poor waitress didn't think of herself as big time, or, if she did, I'm certain Mr. Joshua knew nothing of that possible self-proclamation when he decided to flatulate.

3) Chances are Mr. Joshua has never spent time in prison for drug trafficking, and his last name probably isn't Brigante.

4) The Flying Saucer doesn't have pool tables, pal.

5) Urban hustler movie references ought to be left to baseless rap songs.


BTW, great fucking thread. A++

[Edited on January 27, 2009 at 12:28 PM. Reason : asfsadfd]

1/27/2009 12:27:44 PM

Uhh, unless they got rid of it in the last year or so since I was last there, they have at least one pool table.

1/27/2009 12:35:25 PM

you are correct, as I haven't been in the back part in probably 10 years.

wow.

1/27/2009 12:36:30 PM

No pool table in the back. It's been gone for a while.

1/27/2009 12:37:34 PM

Who the fuck are you? I should remember you? What, you think you like me? You ain't like me motherfucker, you a punk. I've been with made people, connected people. Who've you been with? Chain snatching, jive-ass, maricon motherfuckers. Why don't you get out of here and go snatch a purse.

1/27/2009 12:37:50 PM

^^well ok then.

^favorite part of the movie.

btw, what did the waitress look like? My friend Madeline works there pretty often.

[Edited on January 27, 2009 at 12:39 PM. Reason : asfdasfddd]

1/27/2009 12:38:48 PM

Man I was there Friday and we had this mouth breather waitress who annoyed the shit outta me.

1/27/2009 12:40:38 PM

ASTHMA LIPS

1/27/2009 12:40:59 PM

ok I just almost peed my pants!

LOL @ asthma lips

1/27/2009 12:42:53 PM

Remember me? Benny Blanco from the Bronx

1/27/2009 12:43:58 PM

'twas pretty busy last night

as it is every pint night

1/27/2009 1:14:44 PM

Missed Connections:

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/cgi-bin/personals.cgi?category=mis

1/27/2009 1:15:52 PM

^ posted.

Quote :

"Jibarra is new?"

The downtown location is.

1/27/2009 3:00:02 PM

^^ Best of...

1/27/2009 4:14:09 PM

Tagged for best of

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/mis/1010009109.html

1/27/2009 5:19:46 PM

No hits from craigslist yet.

1/28/2009 3:44:47 PM

4/20/2009 2:16:02 PM

good post.

4/20/2009 2:18:44 PM

today is fart 20 day

4/20/2009 3:13:46 PM