me: toss and turn for 20 minutes trying to get comfortable at bedtime
him: falls into bed and is instantly comfortable

me: clean, but cluttered
him: uhm...less clean, but a neat freak

me: I don't mind getting up at 3 or 4 or 5 or 6am...provided I get enough sleep, or something like it
him: dude hates mornings, no matter what

1/27/2009 11:21:17 PM

me: penis
her: vagina

etc

1/27/2009 11:22:00 PM

^WINNAR

1/27/2009 11:23:07 PM

me: exists in space time
her: does not exist in space time.

I'm Big Business and i approved this message.

1/27/2009 11:23:08 PM

me: takes me forever to get to sleep at night, minimum of 2 hours
her: falls asleep instantly

me: hates mornings
her: doesnt mind them

me: can go forever without sleep, can get by on 2-4 hours of sleep a night
her: must have 7+

me: love trying new foods
her: likes eating the same things all the time

1/27/2009 11:23:13 PM

me: goes to bed when I say I'm going to bed
her: takes a hour between saying it and being in bed

1/27/2009 11:23:42 PM

me: person
her: hand

1/28/2009 12:59:07 AM

Me: Not a constant pain in the ass
Her: A constant pain in the ass

1/28/2009 1:06:17 AM

me: stands up to pee
her: sits down, unless the location warrants 'hovering'

1/28/2009 1:13:56 AM

Me: Pay attention to nothing
Him: Pay attention to everything

1/28/2009 1:20:40 AM

me: "shit, 'Fundamental differences between you and your mother' doesnt fit!"
her: "my facebook chat is being really slow"

1/28/2009 1:29:01 AM

me: loves beef, pork, etc.
her: will very rarely eat meat other than fish or sometimes chicken (former vegetarian)

me: somewhat obsessive over my car
her: as long as it has wheels, a radio, and runs

me: techie by profession and interests
her: technology challenged

me: somewhat out of shape
her: wants to start training for a half marathon

me: NCSU alumnus
her: UNC alumna



[Edited on January 28, 2009 at 11:31 AM. Reason : d]

1/28/2009 11:29:53 AM

me: I have a blue cell phone
him: oh wait...there is no him.

1/28/2009 11:32:38 AM

Me: crude jokes/statements galore
her: hates the crude

1/28/2009 11:33:09 AM

me: single


[Edited on January 28, 2009 at 11:37 AM. Reason : ..]

1/28/2009 11:36:45 AM

him: is a ginger
me: is not a ginger

1/28/2009 1:57:14 PM

me: loves vegetables, especially broccoli
him: won't eat anything green or remotely vegetable shaped

me: Kinda hot (maybe)
him: Perfect 10 A+++ hot

1/28/2009 1:58:58 PM

me: can't cook. can fall asleep immediately and can sleep through anything.

him: is a chef. takes him 2 hours to fall asleep and any sound can wake him up

1/28/2009 1:59:30 PM

Me: Exists
Her:

1/28/2009 2:05:41 PM

Me: post-pubescent
Her: pre-pubescent

1/28/2009 2:08:39 PM

fucking pedo

1/28/2009 2:09:38 PM

Him: logical, organized, thinks things through
Me: mostly illogical, messy, ruled by how things feel at that given moment


Him: all about streamlining and making things easier
Me: lazy about finding better ways to do things

Him: he can sleep anytime, anywhere
Me: sleeping is a challenge

1/28/2009 2:15:25 PM