stupid character limit

me: have to go to the store to get mussels and use a knife to open them
her: grabs that shit off the sea floor and cracks it with a rock

1/28/2009 1:30:51 AM

i dont understand

i dont have an otter

1/28/2009 1:31:59 AM

1/28/2009 1:34:40 AM

me: have to wear Gore-Tex to be waterproof
otter: naturally fucking waterproof




motherfucker thinks he's sooooooooooooooo special.

1/28/2009 1:38:03 AM

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1/28/2009 1:49:10 AM

lolotters < lolcats

1/28/2009 2:00:05 AM

my otter is 'otter than your otter

1/28/2009 2:03:25 AM

0/10

1/28/2009 2:36:23 AM

Quote :

"my otter is 'otter than your otter"

You had to be fucking high when you typed that.

1/28/2009 2:46:39 AM

me: can take a shower when I get some oil on me.
otter: dies

1/28/2009 2:47:21 AM

Oil on you?

go on.....

1/28/2009 2:49:10 AM

yeah pics or you're lying



vs



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1/28/2009 2:50:51 AM

1/28/2009 2:56:32 AM

awwww

1/28/2009 7:49:40 AM

opposable thumbs?

1/28/2009 8:20:24 AM

this is complete and otter mayhem

1/28/2009 9:14:29 AM

goddamn, i want an otter......

i would feed him otter fodder

1/28/2009 1:17:38 PM

lol, otter fodder.

that's good.

1/28/2009 1:18:10 PM

Me: Is not an otter
Otter: Is an otter

1/28/2009 1:55:53 PM

I prefer beaver, myself.

1/28/2009 1:57:16 PM

You otter not be doing that.

1/28/2009 1:57:42 PM

Me: United Atheist Alliance
Otter: Allied Atheist Alliance

Me: Chop down trees to make table to eat on
Otter: Eat on tummy

Otter than that, not much.

1/28/2009 1:59:28 PM

1/28/2009 2:21:44 PM

1/28/2009 2:24:56 PM

Me: Doesn't like sushi
Otter: Lives for it.

1/28/2009 2:29:50 PM

^^ ftw

1/28/2009 2:57:12 PM

parody?

1/28/2009 2:59:06 PM