i'm talking like > 3 standard deviations. and lately i've been sick so i'm blowing my nose like every 10 minutes. i fear this is distracting to my coworkers and they will soon resent me and talk about me behind my back. i'm a supporter of first strike policies so i've added arsenic to all their coffee mugs. should be an interesting afternoon

1/28/2009 12:33:34 PM

TAKE IT OUTSIDE

1/28/2009 12:34:22 PM

i always felt like thats something you should be doing in private in the bathroom
i love when people do it at the dinner table

1/28/2009 12:34:23 PM

It always sounds louder in your head.

You should tape it so we can hear it ok?

1/28/2009 12:34:39 PM

^ no, that's OK

1/28/2009 12:35:48 PM

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"You should tape it so we can hear it ok?"

whenever my wife is talking to somebody on the phone and i blow my nose, the person on the other end of the phone always asks her "what the hell was that? is everything ok there?"

1/28/2009 12:36:06 PM

Your first strike tactic was very insightful, because they are definitely getting annoyed by you blowing your nose constantly.

They are talking behind your back saying that you should have stayed home today, instead of risking making other people sick, and suffering them to hear your disgusting nose juices flow out of your nostrils.

1/28/2009 12:37:08 PM

lol that happens when my dog is lapping water out her bowl...way too loud

1/28/2009 12:37:40 PM

1/28/2009 12:37:45 PM

I feel your pain. I sneeze louder than I can scream. People in the cubicles around me usually jump out of their seats or mumble an exclamation and then quietly judge me. Luckily I don't sneeze very often, but I'll have to look into the arsenic counterstrike approach.

1/28/2009 12:40:39 PM

when she blows my nose, it is unusually loud

1/28/2009 12:42:51 PM

when she blows my hose, it is unusually loud

1/28/2009 12:42:51 PM

hahaha wtf is tww

[Edited on January 28, 2009 at 12:44 PM. Reason : hose=nose @ 12:42:51 freaky]

1/28/2009 12:44:24 PM

1/28/2009 12:46:09 PM

LOL WAT?!?!?!

1/28/2009 12:46:12 PM

you can do it too, but i dont suggest it

you'll get put in the box

MINE WAS AN ACCIDENT I SWEAR

1/28/2009 12:49:41 PM

i always feel bad when i have a bad case of the sniffles in class

1/28/2009 12:50:26 PM

pilgrimshoes took the blue pill

1/28/2009 12:50:53 PM

there is an unending reservoir of snot in my skull somewhere. i'm pretty sure this violates several laws of nature

[Edited on January 28, 2009 at 12:57 PM. Reason : if i could pinpoint the exact source of this snot orgy, i would happily stab it with lasers]

1/28/2009 12:56:16 PM

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"I feel your pain. I sneeze louder than I can scream"

i too am like this. i can sneeze so fucking loud that the receptionists jumps in the front of the office

1/28/2009 12:59:32 PM

Quote :

"when i blow my nose, it is unusually loud "

.....AND I JIZZED IN MY PANTS

1/28/2009 1:00:24 PM

bttt for context

1/28/2009 6:29:57 PM