What witty insults are ya'll putting on posters for the game? Ideas?

1/30/2009 2:48:46 PM

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1/30/2009 3:08:06 PM

Here's some ideas that you all might be able to work with.

Thank You Bob Knight For Calling Out Travelin' Tyler!

Since the game is on ABC and you may want to get on TV you can always go with the classic:

Anybody
But
Carolina


Put Danny Green's face on top of Napoleon Dynamite doing his dance at the end of the movie. Also change the "VOTE FOR PEDRO" to "VOTE FOR TYLER".
http://www.funtalking.com/images/wallpaper_napoleondance2.jpg

"Carolina Girls and Guys Love Dick" and have a picture of Vitale underneath

"Jimmy Dykes tell us more about Tyler's will" (since he'll be at the game and it was our game where he brought up the whole Tyler's Will bit)

Create a sign that looks like a book and have Roy Williams photo on it. Then have the title either mentioning choking or how to piss off 21k people (then have the photo with him wearing the KU sticker).


Acuvue contacts (and Tyler Hansbrough)...delaying games since 2005


I chose Acuvue b/c the color of the box is close to Carolina Blue.

[Edited on January 30, 2009 at 3:31 PM. Reason : ]

1/30/2009 3:29:48 PM

Tyler Hansborough
Traveling up and down the East Coast since 2005

1/30/2009 3:30:36 PM

In reference to WRAL's Tarheel Traveler bit on the local news, somebody could have a picture of Hansblow and underneath it write "the Real Tarheel Traveler"

I would do it, but I'll be sitting up in the rafters.

Or there's the classic:

Carolina Blue is just past tense for Carolina Blows

Or

"Does Hansblow even have eyelids, and if he does, why in the fuck doesn't he use them?"

1/30/2009 3:44:52 PM

wow, this thread is loaded with potential

you're really gonna show the nation who is better with these "witty" signs and then you'll still lose by 30

[Edited on January 30, 2009 at 3:47 PM. Reason : hahah]

1/30/2009 3:46:47 PM

^ yeah really.

1/30/2009 3:48:03 PM

^^ agreed. This is some pretty weak shit

[Edited on January 30, 2009 at 3:50 PM. Reason : .]

1/30/2009 3:49:52 PM

^, ^^, and ^^^Man this board is becoming infested with UNC fans....

1/30/2009 4:00:10 PM

i don't know about SN0WMAN, and we all know about tailsock, but i just hate things that try too hard.

1/30/2009 4:05:13 PM

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"wow, this thread is loaded with potential you're really gonna show the nation who is better with these "witty" signs and then you'll still lose by 30 [Edited on January 30, 2009 at 3:47 PM. Reason : hahah] "

You're a moron. I don't think anyone posting in this thread is expecting our team to win or for our signs to make a difference. At the same time, having no signs because we don't think we are going to win would make us a pretty pathetic/self-loathing fanbase. Judging from your post, that may be what you are all about, but not me. If you think the insults are so pathetic, how about you contribute one of your own? Otherwise shut the fuck up and go try to bring reality to people who are actually unrealistic.

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"^^ agreed. This is some pretty weak shit"

You are an ECU fan. Your entire existence is some pretty weak shit. Gtfo.

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"i don't know about SN0WMAN, and we all know about tailsock, but i just hate things that try too hard."

Making a sign is trying too hard? Thats just sad dude.

[Edited on January 30, 2009 at 4:21 PM. Reason : overkill]

1/30/2009 4:09:04 PM

can't we just chant S-T-D again over and over and over.

actually i think that i would be really hilarious if the whole student section went apeshit calling out traveling and doing the traveling signal every time tyler got the ball.




[Edited on January 30, 2009 at 4:15 PM. Reason : i think i saw it in a dream once....]

1/30/2009 4:14:09 PM

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"Why am I not surprised to see you in here? I would say it's just that time of the month for you, but you constantly seem to be pms'ing so it must be something else."

what? all i do in sportstalk anymore is post about how sidney lowe should not be fired. that and laugh when ernie gives wolfpackgrl shit.

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"Making a sign is trying too hard? Thats just sad dude."

making a sign that says "Does Hansblow even have eyelids, and if he does, why in the fuck doesn't he use them?" is, without question, trying too hard.

1/30/2009 4:22:24 PM

Why was Jesus not born in Chapel Hill?
Because no one could find three wise men and a virgin.

1/30/2009 4:26:39 PM

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"actually i think that i would be really hilarious if the whole student section went apeshit calling out traveling and doing the traveling signal every time tyler got the ball."

the band could just leave their instruments at home and do their super awesome traveling chant the entire game

1/30/2009 4:29:39 PM

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"what? all i do in sportstalk anymore is post about how sidney lowe should not be fired. that and laugh when ernie gives wolfpackgrl shit."

Agreed about Sidney Lowe. And that bit on my part was overkill (hence the edit prior to your post). Something (independent of TWW) pissed me off about the time I was posting and I went overboard. Sorry. Haha.

As for

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"making a sign that says "Does Hansblow even have eyelids, and if he does, why in the fuck doesn't he use them?" is, without question, trying too hard. "

Maybe that was a reach. So what? I'm not begging anybody to make a sign out of it. This isn't the "UNC Insults that must be made into signs once they are posted" thread. The ? about Hansblow's eyelids really is something I've asked before. Albeit in jest, but that's kind of the point of this thread. You hating on insults posted in a thread made for insults is stupid. I don't know if you're trying to boost your objectivity street cred up here or what, but give it a rest dude. Nobody cares.

V In that instant it probably wasn't far from the truth. Fuck girls btw. Haha

[Edited on January 30, 2009 at 4:55 PM. Reason : V]

1/30/2009 4:39:12 PM

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"Something (independent of TWW) pissed me off about the time I was posting and I went overboard."

sounds like it's your time of the month.. har har har.

just kidding, i never say 'time of the month' or 'pms'ing'.

1/30/2009 4:50:42 PM

Ehh, I like the Jimmy Dykes and Tarheel Traveler ones...hell, when they first started that segment, Hansblow was the first thing that came to mind.

1/30/2009 4:50:48 PM

I can't say I'm expecting us to win, but I always hold out hope...besides, why would I want to pass up the opportunity to hate on Carolina?


I don't want anything vulgar because I respect the fact people bring their kids to the game...

1/30/2009 4:54:03 PM

take a kids swimming pool with a Beaker doll sort of hanging up jumping into it


and now for realistic ideas

1/30/2009 5:06:10 PM

1/30/2009 5:17:26 PM

I like the contacts one...and the dick vitale

1/30/2009 5:19:47 PM

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""Carolina Girls and Guys Love Dick" and have a picture of Vitale underneath"

oh yeah, this MUST be done! Make sure "GUYS" is bolded and all caps

[Edited on January 30, 2009 at 5:22 PM. Reason : x]

1/30/2009 5:21:36 PM

.Haha.....I'm seriously thinking about it...although, I google image search Hansbrough and some pretty epic facial expressions came up...I just can't think of any captions : (





[Edited on January 30, 2009 at 5:44 PM. Reason : trying to post pic]

[Edited on January 30, 2009 at 5:53 PM. Reason : .]

1/30/2009 5:33:18 PM

University of
No
Class

University of
National
Chokers


8 McDonald's All-Americans (more than any other school) and no national titles.

1/30/2009 5:46:13 PM

Dear Danny,

Do you know someone I can get a stash of drugs and weapons from?

Sincerely,

ATF Agent

1/30/2009 5:56:07 PM

OUCH.

that would make the news, for sure.

1/30/2009 6:02:56 PM

should just make a big sign that reads "Faggots"

1/30/2009 6:07:46 PM

what's the story behind that?

i have missed the memo.

1/30/2009 6:11:49 PM

http://blogsarchive.newsobserver.com/accnow/index.php?title=father_of_unc_player_charged_in_drug_bus&more=1&c=1&tb=1&pb=1

Quote :

"Daniel R. Green, the father of UNC freshman basketball player Danny Green was arrested in New York on Thursday for his role in "a sophisticated cocaine distribution network" Newsday reported. And this isn't a corner eight-ball deal gone wrong, Newsday writes, the Long Island drug sting "netted 210 kilograms, or 462 pounds, of cocaine — a stash with a street value of $40 million — as well as $5 million in cash, high-powered handguns and rifles, 10 vehicles, eight houses and two nursing homes.""

1/30/2009 6:24:43 PM

I'd rather ride a tractor than ride another dude

1/30/2009 6:26:33 PM

^ FTW

1/30/2009 6:30:17 PM

[Edited on January 30, 2009 at 6:33 PM. Reason : bigger]

1/30/2009 6:31:51 PM

how about we be modest in our inevitable defeat

1/30/2009 7:00:27 PM

LOLOLOLOL

SOMEONE PLZ DO THE COCAINE SHIT ABOUT DANNY!

1/30/2009 7:02:45 PM

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"and two nursing homes."

is that where they're selling cocaine nowadays?

1/30/2009 7:09:16 PM

it would make "stds" and "i killed your grandfather" look like child;s play.

1/30/2009 7:12:37 PM

We can't really win. I mean if we are too hardcore the media will say we are classless, which they already do enough of with how they blow some things way out of proportion (i.e. the few drunk students that peed in the stands for fear of losing their seat; the media didn't even mention the stupid nazi like policies that were being enforced on the student section). If we do nothing we look like pussies and are never noticed for how awesome our student section is at getting into opposing coaches' and players' heads. We aren't a media darling like Duke with their Cameron Crazies who are celebrated for things that are way worse than some of the things that we've done. Remember when the UNC student section held up "green cards" when Gavin Grant was shooting free throws a few years ago? I don't remember that being mentioned by the media making a big deal about that, which could have been construed as being intolerant of immigrants. I say go hardcore and hope it helps the team out enough that we either aren't embarrassed or who knows actually pull out a win.

[Edited on January 30, 2009 at 7:30 PM. Reason : ]

1/30/2009 7:24:53 PM

really at that point the goal should just be to provoke them enough that one of them gets a technical for figthing w/ the fans.

or leave the game crying. whichever.

1/30/2009 7:29:03 PM

^^ i say FUCK the media.. it is what it is.

^ we should throw our cups on their homosexual asses, but they'd probably try to make it a wet T contest knowing those flaming fags.

[Edited on January 30, 2009 at 7:45 PM. Reason : .]

1/30/2009 7:45:17 PM

danny green's dad just handed everyone in the room a free pass to let him have it

don't let me down, kids

1/30/2009 7:59:44 PM

the old who's your daddy, or switch it up to where's your daddy

1/30/2009 8:03:14 PM

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=31024510

1/30/2009 8:06:03 PM

1/30/2009 8:09:23 PM

hahhaha, do "who'se your daddy and what does he do?"

perhaps that's subtle enough. probably not.

1/30/2009 8:15:31 PM

"NO ONE MAKES ME BLEED MY OWN BLOOD!"




[Edited on January 30, 2009 at 8:19 PM. Reason : ]

1/30/2009 8:18:11 PM

Everyone please check your grammar and spelling before making these signs. We don't need to have some sign that the media deems classless that they can also make fun of.

1/30/2009 8:21:33 PM

^^aww...he looks like he's gonna cry

1/30/2009 8:23:19 PM

Hansbrough and Frasor: Professional Balcony Pool Divers



or use one and have above the image have it say "I AM A GOLDEN GOD!"


Yeah that's real "G" Bobby

1/30/2009 8:31:24 PM

i thought only bitches made that face.

1/30/2009 8:33:08 PM