Now that Google has the "suggestion" feature you can see what other people have been looking up.

Go to Google and start typing something like:

"How does a ", "Why does a ", "Why can't I " and and try different letters and such. You will see where people have Googled:

"why does poop float"
"why does it rain"
"how does a abortion work"
"how does a girl get pregnant"
"how does a yeast infection feel"
"how does a yeast infection look"
"how does a 10 year old make money"
"how does a 13 year old lose weight"
"how can bulimia be prevented"
"how can fish drown"
"who can administer botox"
"who can i sue"
"who can help me pay my rent"
"why aren't sarah palin's children in school"
"why aren't dinosaurs in the bible"
"why aren't guys interested in me"
"why aren't girls interested in me"
"why aren't girls funny"
"why can't i stay hard"
"why can't i stop thinking about him"
"who can wear a gorilla suit the longest"

and many, many more ... post more examples as you find them ...

1/31/2009 4:37:47 PM

k

1/31/2009 4:39:05 PM

k

1/31/2009 4:39:05 PM

Quote :

""who can wear a gorilla suit the longest""

hahaha hahahah

hahahahah

that's me

1/31/2009 4:39:36 PM

Quote :

"who can help me pay my rent"

OBAMA

1/31/2009 4:40:15 PM

why is my poop green?

1/31/2009 4:41:27 PM

"who has gas"
"do i look dumb in this picture i want to put it on myspace"

1/31/2009 4:44:12 PM

how long does

first suggestion:

how long does cocaine stay in your system

1/31/2009 4:44:31 PM

"can a tampon get lost"

1/31/2009 4:46:16 PM

What if Spinrad's The Iron Dream were true?

1/31/2009 4:46:17 PM

"can a nigga get a table dance"

HAHA

also (unrelated?) "what is this rash i have"

[Edited on January 31, 2009 at 4:53 PM. Reason : +]

1/31/2009 4:48:54 PM

what's the most you ever lost on a coin toss
what's the most viewed video on youtube
what's the most expensive car in the world
what's the most spoken language in the world
what's the most expensive thing on ebay
what's the most accurate pregnancy test


what's the best way to lose weight
what's the best way to get pregnant
what's the best way to lose belly fat
what's the best way to lose weight fast
what's the best way to commit suicide
what's the best way to make money
what's the best way to get rid of blackheads
what's the best way to learn spanish
what's the best way to get a six pack
what's the best way to ask a girl out

1/31/2009 4:57:55 PM

where is my stimulus check

1/31/2009 5:06:01 PM

"then who was phone?"

I'm Big Business and i approved this message.

1/31/2009 5:13:05 PM

"do they have a fourth of july in england?"

1/31/2009 5:20:18 PM

from chrome: http://www.humanistsofutah.org/2002/WhyCantIOwnACanadian_10-02.html was the first page suggested for "why can't i"

1/31/2009 5:48:30 PM

1/31/2009 5:53:04 PM

what the hell is on joey's head?

1/31/2009 6:29:30 PM

nicleback

1/31/2009 6:31:29 PM

Quote :

""who can wear a gorilla suit the longest""

that made me laugh pretty good.

1/31/2009 6:36:52 PM

theres a fukung image that goes through like 20 different ones

i'll see if i can dig it up

1/31/2009 6:36:59 PM

speaking of google.

I got a text message on my cellphone today that said:

“(how) dan told me you want to see this
rqwe.gushcrop.com/Norma”

The sender was from “Debora@lifeskillsintl.com”

so i googled "gushcrop" and i came to a website that said this:

Quote :

"Today internet surfers are searching for a rather obscure term known as gushcrop. We have attempted to conduct some research on gushcrop and have yet to turn up any sort of information. This is one of those searches that bears absolutely no explanation. We’ve yet to come across a site that knows what gushcrop. Google was very lacking in its ability to give us information pertaining to gushcrop, so once again we’re asking for your help. If you know anything about gushcrop, you’re asked to leave a comment here. We’ve had a tremendous number of our visitors help us compile information on such obscure searches as gushcrop, and were once again asking for the help of our visitors. There are a countless number of people currently searching for gushcrop, and we would like to provide them with some relevant and timely information. So, if you are in posession of any information pertaining to gushcrop, we ask that you let us know by leaving a comment below"

anyways... "gushcrop" is the 4th most searched thing on google today and no one knows what it is.

what the fuck is this shit? has anyone else got a random text message?

[Edited on January 31, 2009 at 6:41 PM. Reason : oh and i havent gone to the site, fearing a virus or something]

1/31/2009 6:40:19 PM

Haha

"Why isn't bill ayers in jail"
"Where did all the fat go"
"When will I be loved"
"If he says he's got beef"

"When will Obama be assassinated"
"When will Obama get shot"
"When will Obama be killed"
"When will Bush be arrested"

"Will a man rob god"
"Will a gun fire in space"
"Does toast cause cancer"
"how do you know if your pregnant"

1/31/2009 6:49:50 PM

Quote :

"how can fish drown"

THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

1/31/2009 6:53:42 PM

"is obama the antichrist"
"are there cameras in dressing rooms"
"are there children in hell"
"are there vampires out there"
"is diarrhea a sign of pregnancy" (W T F???)

[Edited on February 1, 2009 at 12:23 PM. Reason : +]

2/1/2009 12:22:43 PM

"can a virgin get pregnant"

"will a clause in the constitution prevent sen. hillary clinton from being secretary of state"

[Edited on February 1, 2009 at 12:29 PM. Reason : .]

2/1/2009 12:27:32 PM

"can you become a police officer with a dui"
"can you become a police officer with a ged"
"can you become a police officer with a criminal record"
"can you become a police officer with bad credit"

This doesn't bode well at all ...

also

"you can't fire me i don't work in this van"
"you can't fool owls"
"do i look like i sell drugs"
"do i look like a cat to you boy"

[Edited on February 1, 2009 at 1:14 PM. Reason : +]

2/1/2009 12:45:11 PM

"va"

suggests

"vagina testicle scrotum penis"

2/1/2009 1:23:18 PM

i got that too - yesteray at 4:00 pm

Quote :

"speaking of google. I got a text message on my cellphone today that said: “(how) dan told me you want to see this rqwe.gushcrop.com/Norma” The sender was from “Debora@lifeskillsintl.com” so i googled "gushcrop" and i came to a website that said this: Quote : "Today internet surfers are searching for a rather obscure term known as gushcrop. We have attempted to conduct some research on gushcrop and have yet to turn up any sort of information. This is one of those searches that bears absolutely no explanation. We’ve yet to come across a site that knows what gushcrop. Google was very lacking in its ability to give us information pertaining to gushcrop, so once again we’re asking for your help. If you know anything about gushcrop, you’re asked to leave a comment here. We’ve had a tremendous number of our visitors help us compile information on such obscure searches as gushcrop, and were once again asking for the help of our visitors. There are a countless number of people currently searching for gushcrop, and we would like to provide them with some relevant and timely information. So, if you are in posession of any information pertaining to gushcrop, we ask that you let us know by leaving a comment below" anyways... "gushcrop" is the 4th most searched thing on google today and no one knows what it is. what the fuck is this shit? has anyone else got a random text message? [Edited on January 31, 2009 at 6:41 PM. Reason : oh and i havent gone to the site, fearing a virus or something] "

2/1/2009 1:39:23 PM

"getting drunk alone"
"getting drunk by yourself"
"getting drunk faster"
"beer for my horses"
"fat chicks are gross"
"fat chicks skinny guys"
"fat chicks get laid more"
"fat chicks in small places"
"fat chicks running"

2/5/2009 8:22:40 PM

this thread inspired me to google "fat chicks in small spaces"

2/5/2009 8:32:23 PM

WHAT THE HELL IS AN ALUMINUM FALCON






oh, now he's cryyyinnnnng

2/5/2009 8:57:42 PM

"what does eating a girl out taste like"
"why are all the black kids sitting together in the cafeteria"
"sex for dummies"
"sex games for wii"
"sex games to play with wife"
"sex positions during pregnancy"
"sex withdrawal method"

2/5/2009 9:07:15 PM

^ the black kids one is a book i believe

2/5/2009 9:14:19 PM

[Edited on February 6, 2009 at 8:39 AM. Reason : courtesy of Joie ]

2/6/2009 8:38:29 AM

ahah

i actually lol'd at that one

2/6/2009 8:40:18 AM

why does poop float?

2/6/2009 8:41:35 AM

GOOGLE IT OMG

2/6/2009 8:43:54 AM

2/6/2009 8:44:55 AM

google is your friend
google is making us stupid
google is skynet
google is hiring
google is a number
google is big brother
google is liberal
google is watching
google is creepy
google is spanish

microsoft is dead
microsoft is a monopoly
microsoft is not a monopoly
microsoft is dying
microsoft is synchronizing folders
microsoft is paying you
microsoft is the devil
microsoft is good
microsoft is located
microsoft is paying

apple is publicly opposing proposition 8
apple is my sign
apple is good for health
apple is crap
apple is the new microsoft
apple is pants
apple is a monopoly
apple is a cult
apple is the devil
apple is overrated

linux is not windows
linux is not unix
linux is better than windows
linux is better
linux is the best
linux is sexy
linux is crap
linux is dead
linux is obsolete
linux is slow

2/6/2009 8:55:27 AM

"why do [insert race]" is fun:

example:

"why do white people smell like wet dogs"

2/6/2009 8:11:17 PM

for eat:

eating disorders
eaton centre
eaton
eat this not that
eat pray love
eatability
eaton vance
eating healthy
eating out
eating well

2/6/2009 8:22:16 PM

^^

"why do black people say aks"
"how do white people dance"
"how do black people get lighter"

LOL ----> "why do farts smell different in the shower" and "can you see russia from alaska"

[Edited on February 6, 2009 at 9:05 PM. Reason : lol]

2/6/2009 9:00:59 PM

^thanks left eye

2/6/2009 9:55:58 PM

Quote :

""who can i sue""

there's a billboard for this website driving to Logan Airport from I-93. Pisses me off

[Edited on February 6, 2009 at 10:17 PM. Reason : ]

2/6/2009 10:16:41 PM

^^ (that was lopez with an 's', also she's dead. no scrubs.)

2/6/2009 11:56:04 PM

Quote :

"why do black people say aks"

2/6/2009 11:58:50 PM

lol @ thread

2/8/2009 6:20:30 PM

"why do cats eat their kittens"
"why do cats vomit so much"
"why do dogs bark at black people"
"why do dogs eat their own poop"
"why do dogs eat grass then vomit"

"who ate the damn pizza rolls"

2/9/2009 8:55:58 PM

"What would Jesus buy"
"What would Jesus do"
"What would Jesus brew"
"What would Jesus eat"
"What would Jesus drive"
"What would Jesus bomb"
"What would Jesus say"

2/9/2009 9:00:28 PM