Quote :

"Um, hello, reg, I had a really rotund time doing all that jacking with you last night. It's amazing how many times you made me bark. Trust me, it was all real, because I would never fake it. In fact, I even farted - which I've never ever done with any liberal. And thanks to you, I've had yippie kay yay motherfucker stuck in my head ever since. I hope you don't think it's weird that I farted. And don't worry, when you called me nagger, I found it kind of endearing. And I had no problem whatsoever when your waste came into the room and watched us - and then walked in my face. Actually, your waste kind of reminds me of Paris Hilton. Sorry I had to Jack Bauer you when you were sleeping, but I didn't want things to be awkward when you woke up. Also, I just wanted you to know that I took a picture of your vah jay jay; I just wanted something to remember you by. I'll be seeing you in your dreams. Love, THE MOTHERFUCKIN MAN"

http://www.womenshealthmag.com/loveletters/?cm_mmc=Newsletter-_-2009_Feb_12-_-Sex-_-MakeHimLaughwithaVDayMadLibTop

2/12/2009 11:42:46 PM

q

2/12/2009 11:43:14 PM

well, I'll be damned.

2/12/2009 11:43:41 PM

well, this thread was a [fail]

4/18/2009 12:13:40 AM

What is a waste?

4/18/2009 12:15:59 AM

your posts

4/18/2009 12:16:48 AM

thats what she said

4/18/2009 12:17:23 AM

love letters on wet paper
forgivers, no takers
an angel who never got wings
you find jesus and it's too late
he's already closed the front gate
and the sign's flashin "no vacancy"

4/18/2009 12:18:05 AM

Quote :

"Sorry I had to Jack Bauer you when you were sleeping, but I didn't want things to be awkward when you woke up. Also, I just wanted you to know that I took a picture of your vah jay jay; I just wanted something to remember you by. I'll be seeing you in your dreams. Love, THE MOTHERFUCKIN MAN"

that part is actually pretty funny.

4/18/2009 12:18:33 AM

I MISS MY WIFE

4/18/2009 12:19:39 AM

thanks for the update

4/18/2009 12:20:31 AM