I'll start us off:

Shindler's List - Amon and the Jewish girl in the wine cellar

2/14/2009 9:25:40 AM

3 of my favorites

1. "A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms. Enthusiams..."

2. "So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one -- big hitter, the Lama -- long, into a ten-thousand foot crevice, right at the base of this glacier. And do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga...gunga -- gunga galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consiousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice."





[Edited on February 14, 2009 at 10:19 AM. Reason : 1]

[Edited on February 14, 2009 at 10:29 AM. Reason : monolgue fail]

2/14/2009 10:11:55 AM

If it is between two characters it is not a monologue, it is a dialogue. A monologue is a speech by one character on screen or on stage.

2/14/2009 10:27:44 AM

Very true. Myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Bad

2/14/2009 10:29:32 AM

What if the other character remains silent?

2/14/2009 12:03:21 PM

Quote :

"BLOOD ALONE MOVES THE WHEELS OF HISTORY! Have you ever asked yourselves in an hour of meditation - which everyone finds during the day - how long we have been striving for greatness? Not only the years we've been at war - the war of work - but from the moment as a child, when we realize the world could be conquered. It has been a lifetime struggle, a never-ending fight, I say to you and you will understand that it is a privilege to fight. WE ARE WARRIORS! Salesmen of north-eastern Pennsylvania, I ask you once more rise and be worthy of this historical hour! No revolution is worth anything unless it can defend itself. Some people will tell you salesman is a bad word. They'll conjure up images of used car dealers, and door to door charlatans. This is our duty to change their perception. I say, salesman and women of the world... unite. We must never acquiesce, for it is together... TOGETHER THAT WE PREVAIL. WE MUST NEVER CEDE CONTROL OF THE MOTHERLAND... FOR IT IS TOGETHER THAT WE PREVAIL!"

2/14/2009 12:09:23 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TROhlThs9qY&feature=PlayList&p=AAA553009AE251C7&playnext=1&index=10

2/14/2009 12:12:02 PM

^^^I believe that is then called a soliloquy (especially if the other character does not hear or does not respond to the speaker).

2/14/2009 12:22:01 PM

Banana Monlogues

2/14/2009 12:29:56 PM

glengarry speech from apoc
thumbs up

2/14/2009 12:35:08 PM

2/14/2009 12:42:13 PM

glengarry speech from apoc
thumbs up

2/14/2009 12:44:30 PM

It's gotta be the Clark Griswold rant from Christmas Vacation!!!

"Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, fore-fleshing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is. Hallelujah. Holy shit. Where's the Tylenol?"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGxyIhsSAow

2/14/2009 1:12:57 PM

A+! Hallelujah! Holy shit!

2/14/2009 1:27:47 PM

25th Hour, mirror scene

2/14/2009 1:52:08 PM

Made me

2/14/2009 2:06:37 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxwrVw6Vsjw

2/14/2009 8:49:38 PM

^I used to have a speaking impediment and my parents trained me on him

2/14/2009 10:00:37 PM

1) Vagina
2)

Quote :

" Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Mother mother fuck. Mother mother fuck fuck. Mother fuck mother fuck. Noise noise noise. 1 2 1 2 3 4 Noise noise noise. Smokin weed, smokin weed. Doin' coke, drinkin beers. Drinkin beers, beers beers. Rollin' fatties, smokin blunts. Who smokes the blunts? We smoke the blunts. Rollin' blunts and smokin um' 15 bucks, little man, put that shit in my hand. If that money doesn't show then you owe me owe me owe. My jungle love. Oh e oh e oh. I think I wanna know ya know ya ... yeah, what."

I'm Big Business and i approved this message.

2/14/2009 10:10:14 PM

I realize it only sort of counts, but every single last one of these (especially Brave Heart and Mr Smith goes to Washington <3 )

2/15/2009 10:37:32 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkVzspuCkxg

apparently, this got my roommate into governor's school

2/15/2009 12:41:18 PM

CLARK W GRISWOLD

Christmas Vacation Meltdown

HOLY SHIT!... wheres the tylenol?

best comedy monologue hands down

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyS74GfYZdc

[Edited on February 15, 2009 at 12:57 PM. Reason : link]

2/15/2009 12:55:20 PM

that compilation up there is cool

2/15/2009 1:10:30 PM

1.) Let's wind the clocks back a year. These cops and lawyers wouldn't dare cross any of you. I mean, what happened? Did, did your balls drop off? Hm?

You see, a guy like me...

Look, listen. I know why you choose to have your little...group therapy sessions in broad daylight. I know why you're afraid to go out at night... The Batman. See, Batman has shown Gotham your true colors, unfortunately. Dent? He's just the beginning.

And as for the television's so-called "plan?" Batman has no "jurisdiction." He'll find him and make him squeal! I know the squealers when I see them, and...

2.) Dog carcass in alley this morning, tire tread on burst stomach. This city is afraid of me. I have seen it's true face.

The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and scab over, all the vermin will drown.

The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their wastes and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "save us!"...

...and I'll look down and whisper "no."

2/15/2009 2:23:04 PM

i'm a fan of the Sam Jackson monologue in Deep Blue Sea

just because it's all dramatic and rousing and then BAM shark ate him

2/15/2009 2:47:54 PM

2/15/2009 7:10:20 PM