I need your help guys. I have come to the conclusion that I'm diggin' WolfpckGrl17. Over the years, I've grown quite fond of her booty meat, and I think the next step is to court this woman...
So far, I have her TWW name, she's my facebook friend, and I have her digits in my Palm Treo 800W.
The other day, I was randomly looking through facebook pics, and a pic of her popped up. She was wearing some skin tight camo. pants, laying on a bed. Booty meat for days, son......days.

TWW, please advise. I think I want to make her my mistress.

2/19/2009 9:08:50 AM

get the cocoa butter handy

2/19/2009 9:09:29 AM

you're black right? just ask.

2/19/2009 9:09:55 AM

you're going to need to fake being on the football team though

2/19/2009 9:10:15 AM

tell me something about her personality guys. where does she eat? what does her hair smell like while she's sleeping?

football?

2/19/2009 9:26:17 AM

hahaha..


i feel left out, how come i am not facebook friends with her!





just spit that e-game yo! lol

2/19/2009 9:32:03 AM

good idea....

hey WolfpckGrl17, I'm no Fred Flinstone, but I'll make your bed rock

2/19/2009 9:36:16 AM

2/19/2009 9:37:01 AM

i'm pretty sure that would work! just wait till she logs on and see's this..

2/19/2009 9:37:10 AM

kiwi, do you have anything to add from a woman's perspective ?

2/19/2009 9:38:40 AM

but she is my mistress

2/19/2009 9:38:50 AM

buy her girls lessons on the clarinet, get a job, show her that you're bona fide.


Next thing you know, you're a suitor.

2/19/2009 9:57:43 AM

HE'S GOT PROSPECTS!

2/19/2009 9:59:06 AM

maybe I should make her a mixtape.

2/19/2009 10:01:28 AM

the best thing that happened to her old man was when he got hit by that train!

2/19/2009 10:01:51 AM

The only way to proceed is to write her a love letter within a java applet.

2/19/2009 10:03:36 AM

You should wait for her in the bushes dressed in matching camo clothes and surprise her!

2/19/2009 10:06:40 AM

kiwi, camo. does not repel pepper spray. I like my eyes, k?

2/19/2009 10:13:53 AM

i agree, make her a mixtape!!!

2/19/2009 10:21:16 AM

why doesnt your wife post on here?

2/19/2009 10:22:59 AM

fother mucker, this isn't the 'ask EMCE nosy ass questions' thread. 'tha fuck outta here with that noise.

2/19/2009 10:25:50 AM

the pictures are just head shots

need a full body nude to see if its worth it

2/19/2009 10:26:49 AM

Quote :

"why doesnt your wife post on here?"

lol i think its his fiancee/ or girlfriend and she does

[Edited on February 19, 2009 at 10:34 AM. Reason : ]

2/19/2009 10:30:25 AM

Quote :

"you're black right? just ask."

2/19/2009 10:31:53 AM

Wait around for better.

2/19/2009 10:33:54 AM

it was a valid question why doesnt she.

2/19/2009 10:34:31 AM

i'm assuming you've already sent her a smiley face

2/19/2009 10:34:56 AM

She likes giving rimjobs.

Make sure you wipe beforehand. Or not, you sick fuck.

2/19/2009 10:35:03 AM

ragged, you know that saying 'there are no stupid questions?'



that saying is incorrect.


anyway, I've sent her approximately 10.32 smiley faces. i've even 'listened' to her problems, G. am I going in the right direction here?

2/19/2009 10:37:47 AM

^^^^she does... pretty sure someone said that already




^umm. .32 smiley faces? how does one accomplish sending .32 of a smiley face?

[Edited on February 19, 2009 at 10:38 AM. Reason : .]

2/19/2009 10:37:51 AM

Quote :

"The other day, I was randomly looking through facebook pics, and a pic of her popped up. She was wearing some skin tight camo. pants, laying on a bed. Booty meat for days, son......days."

I will need you to PM me a link to this picture before I can give any advice

Quote :

"why doesnt your wife post on here?"

And you are obviously an idiot who has never had a mature relationship. His girl knows he is on here, knows he posts here, reads his posts, and gets the fact that it's all in fun. Shit, she posts on here quite a bit to confirm the fact that she knows these things. She fully trusts him and they have a wonderful relationship. Maybe when you grow up and become a big boy you will know what that feels like.

[Edited on February 19, 2009 at 10:42 AM. Reason : a]

2/19/2009 10:39:08 AM

^^^ no, you can't be a nice guy. gotta play hard to get

[Edited on February 19, 2009 at 10:40 AM. Reason : ^]

[Edited on February 19, 2009 at 10:42 AM. Reason : hope you're super religious too]

[Edited on February 19, 2009 at 10:44 AM. Reason : http://photos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v20/199/27/11820847/n11820847_30821904_8333.jpg may work]

2/19/2009 10:40:23 AM

Serious relationships are like the ocean. That is all.

2/19/2009 10:46:51 AM

I completely quit TWW for my ex for 3 years because she didn't get it the way EMCE's girl gets it.

2/19/2009 10:48:44 AM

These threads you make would be infinitely more interesting if you weren't already in a serious relationship.

2/19/2009 10:49:08 AM

I think that is what makes them more interesting actually, because it brings out all the trolls

2/19/2009 10:50:13 AM

Quote :

"Booty meat for days, son......days."

2/19/2009 10:51:21 AM

I don't think she is my FB friend, but I want to see this booty meat picture

2/19/2009 10:53:34 AM

Its in the facebook link above.

2/19/2009 10:54:59 AM

enjoy

2/19/2009 10:55:45 AM

I approve of that picture. Although it would be better without the pants. Too bad she digs black dudes.

However I do have a problem with the fact that the picture is almost 3 years old. A lot can change in 3 years, if you know what I'm sayin'.

[Edited on February 19, 2009 at 10:58 AM. Reason : a]

2/19/2009 10:57:33 AM

indeed

2/19/2009 10:57:59 AM

2/19/2009 11:02:36 AM

haha

not back dimples

but just one back dimple

2/19/2009 11:04:49 AM

^^ you should start an e-relationship with me. just to keep things fair, ya know?

2/19/2009 11:06:08 AM

no thanks.

2/19/2009 11:07:35 AM

pwnt

2/19/2009 11:08:34 AM

once you go black, they'll never take you back.

2/19/2009 11:30:13 AM

exactly...

2/19/2009 11:36:26 AM

hey Wordsworth

2/19/2009 11:38:05 AM