So I guess in the spirit of remaking every movie ever made, someone had the brilliant horrible idea of trying to make another movie based on the Hasbro board game "Clue." Like the author of the article, when I read this all I could ask is WHY??????

http://popwatch.ew.com/popwatch/2009/02/why-new-clue.html

and

http://news-briefs.ew.com/2009/02/clue.html

PS - they are also making a movie based on Candy Land...

[Edited on February 25, 2009 at 8:59 PM. Reason : link]

2/25/2009 8:57:05 PM

basically a remake of a remake

[Edited on February 25, 2009 at 9:18 PM. Reason : amirite]

2/25/2009 9:09:13 PM

Of all board games they could bastardize, why did they have to pick Clue?? I LOVED the movie Clue and they will never live up to it.

2/25/2009 9:22:17 PM

hopefully another sexy as hell french maid

2/25/2009 10:08:17 PM

2/25/2009 11:19:04 PM

2/25/2009 11:19:42 PM

Positively impossible for it to be as good as the first one.

Could be tolerable with the right cast, though...maybe?

2/25/2009 11:52:27 PM

cast will be crucial for this to be successful.

also, candy land movie, wtf???

2/25/2009 11:59:28 PM

I wonder if Tim Curry would have a cameo or something.

2/26/2009 12:50:23 AM

tim curry was downhill after

2/26/2009 1:16:36 AM

THEY ALL FLOAT

2/26/2009 1:19:03 AM

BEEP BEEP RICHIE



[Edited on February 26, 2009 at 1:22 AM. Reason : ]

2/26/2009 1:21:55 AM

YOULL DIE IF YOU TRY

2/26/2009 1:26:07 AM

KISS ME FAT BOY

2/26/2009 1:30:30 AM

Dont cha want a baLOON?

2/26/2009 1:32:03 AM

HERE I AM, WEEZY

2/26/2009 1:38:31 AM

LOOK INTO MY DEADLIGHTS

[Edited on February 26, 2009 at 1:39 AM. Reason : THEY FLOAT]

2/26/2009 1:38:48 AM

TAKE YA PICK, BUH-BUH-BUH...BILLY BOY

2/26/2009 1:42:18 AM

YOUR GONNA LIKE IT DOWN HERE

2/26/2009 1:42:42 AM

DONCA WANT IT, DANCHA WANT IT, DONCHA WANT IT

2/26/2009 1:44:27 AM

At first I was like



Then I was like^

2/26/2009 1:46:56 AM

DO YOU HAVE PRINCE ALBERT IN A CAN? YOU DO?!? THEN YOU BETTA LET THE POOR GUY OUT!





[Edited on February 26, 2009 at 1:51 AM. Reason : THEY ALLLL FLOAT]

2/26/2009 1:48:19 AM

Your gonna like it down here

Bring your friends!

2/26/2009 1:51:04 AM

I'LL TEACH YOU HOW TO FLOAAAAAT, THEY ALLL FLo0o0o0o0o0oat

2/26/2009 1:54:27 AM

AH-HUH

AH-HUH

AH-HUH



LET ME MAKE A FEW AAAAAAADJUSTMENTS

[Edited on February 26, 2009 at 1:58 AM. Reason : THEY ALL FLOAT]

2/26/2009 1:54:46 AM

AND WHEN YOU'RE DOWN HERE WITH ME, YOULLLL FLOAT TOO!

2/26/2009 1:59:30 AM

Runniny wont do you any good



GIRRRRLY BOYYY

2/26/2009 2:00:55 AM

AWWW DONCHA WANT IT GEORGIE

2/26/2009 2:04:51 AM

KISS ME FAT BOYYYYYYY

2/26/2009 2:05:25 AM

our work here is done.

and that french maid was hot, Colleen Camp

2/26/2009 2:24:25 AM

2/26/2009 10:32:34 AM

My first thought after reading the topic was




[Edited on February 27, 2009 at 8:29 AM. Reason : ..]

2/27/2009 8:28:24 AM

2/27/2009 8:43:02 AM

i always felt sorry for the singing telegram girl

2/27/2009 9:11:02 AM

lol true, well what are your guy's picks for the various roles...

i think brad pitt would make a decent col. mustard though he wouldn't really fit the prototypical age range of that character.

2/27/2009 2:41:03 PM

Holy crap, Tim Curry was IT? It was a long time before I could watch that movie, as in, I was an adult--I hate clowns, especially scary clowns

Do not want to see a Clue remake, you can't top it. Now Candy Land, I can only imagine.

2/27/2009 4:09:36 PM

Quote :

"i always felt sorry for the singing telegram girl"

i KNEW she looked familiar the last time i saw clue.

she was in the damn go-gos.

2/27/2009 4:35:11 PM

Mr. Boddy - Colin Farell

Professor Plum - Robert Downey Jr.

Colonel Mustard - Christian Bale

Mr. Green - David Duchovny

Wadsorth - Tim Curry (can't imagine anyone else)

The Cook - Conchata Ferrell (fat chick from Two and a Half Men)

Not sure about the rest of the cast, but I think that's a good starting point

2/27/2009 4:57:42 PM

^sausagefest

2/27/2009 7:11:08 PM

this is strange. I loved this game as a kid and even read some of the books

but i have absolutely zero recollection of a movie ever being made

2/27/2009 7:25:03 PM

That skirt and those knee-high socks increase my desire to have sex with her.

2/27/2009 10:27:20 PM

OK I seriously had no idea that Tim Curry was the clown in It. But after 922471630 posts in a row with the clown's picture, I can definitely see a resemblance.

2/27/2009 10:53:33 PM

Epic Thread.

[Edited on February 28, 2009 at 12:35 AM. Reason : It.]

2/28/2009 12:35:31 AM

we try

2/28/2009 5:43:06 PM

Quote :

"Mr. Green - David Duchovny"

nice pick

Yvette - Kristin Chenoweth ?
Miss Scarlett - Angie Everhart ?


[Edited on February 28, 2009 at 9:12 PM. Reason : ?]

2/28/2009 9:07:42 PM