punchmonk Double Entendre 22300 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I get this hankering two to three times a week.
It's generally a reminder that I've forgotten to eat that day.
Most of the time, I eat a few boxes of pasta with a couple sticks of butter, and the hankering goes away.
Other times, I find a reason to celebrate like, say, a new episode of one of my favorite TV shows or maybe I've made a good decision recently like showering. Skip the food and head straight to the store for a case of beer.
Then I drink it, throw up in the sink, and piss the bed.
THEN I spend the next three days cleaning up after myself and recovering from my hangover--this involves, you guessed it, a few boxes of pasta and couple sticks of butter." |
Thank you for this post. 2/27/2009 10:19:46 PM |
BubbleBobble :3 114211 Posts user info edit post |
2/27/2009 10:20:31 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89740 Posts user info edit post |
yeah, Bridget is cool
I prefer her to the majority of you people 2/27/2009 10:47:53 PM |
TreeTwista10 minisoldr 148223 Posts user info edit post |
she's alright, for a curvaceous stoner 2/27/2009 10:48:32 PM |
Tarun almost 11687 Posts user info edit post |
pics or this dint happen 2/27/2009 10:50:39 PM |
BridgetSPK #1 Sir Purr Fan 31378 Posts user info edit post |
Thanks, y'all!
2/28/2009 1:46:34 AM |
0EPII1 All American 42535 Posts user info edit post |
and she has a cavernous vagina you can go spelunking in 2/28/2009 1:48:34 AM |
Tiberius Suspended 7607 Posts user info edit post |
BridgetSPK has long been one of my favorite tdubbers 2/28/2009 1:49:46 AM |
tromboner950 All American 9667 Posts user info edit post |
About as naive as one can get, but otherwise a pretty cool person. 2/28/2009 1:52:17 AM |
BigMan157 no u 103353 Posts user info edit post |
sup 5/22/2014 1:20:47 PM |
synapse play so hard 60929 Posts user info edit post |
signed! 5/22/2014 1:24:03 PM |
qntmfred retired 40596 Posts user info edit post |
she aight 5/22/2014 1:28:11 PM |
Ribs All American 10713 Posts user info edit post |
5/22/2014 1:49:21 PM |
BridgetSPK #1 Sir Purr Fan 31378 Posts user info edit post |
Thanks, guys. I actually appreciate the appreciation. So this is nice.
^^^^Hey! 5/22/2014 7:19:56 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89740 Posts user info edit post |
I want to see her butthole before either one of us dies 5/22/2014 7:34:51 PM |
BridgetSPK #1 Sir Purr Fan 31378 Posts user info edit post |
I'm afraid I reached my max for tolerating sexual remarks. I read it and didn't like it.
So I'll take no appreciation from here on out. 5/22/2014 9:37:59 PM |
Meg All American 6759 Posts user info edit post |
5/22/2014 9:40:41 PM |
moron All American 34036 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "About as naive as one can get, but otherwise a pretty cool person. " |
She's not naive, she's just hopeful. theres a difference...5/23/2014 1:05:27 AM |
BigMan157 no u 103353 Posts user info edit post |
sup 2/14/2015 7:36:03 PM |
Mr. Joshua Swimfanfan 43948 Posts user info edit post |
Would riggida-riggida-wreck it. 2/14/2015 7:37:44 PM |
BridgetSPK #1 Sir Purr Fan 31378 Posts user info edit post |
You're in luck--I'm almost officially looking for a new partner!
So all my "friendly" offers to meet for wings should now definitely be received as lame attempts at sex.
[Edited on February 14, 2015 at 8:24 PM. Reason : I love talking about myself waaay too much.] 2/14/2015 8:20:01 PM |
Fhqwhgads Fuckwads SS '15 20681 Posts user info edit post |
I appreciate her. 2/14/2015 9:20:17 PM |
BridgetSPK #1 Sir Purr Fan 31378 Posts user info edit post |
^Appreciation reciprocated!
2/15/2015 2:42:16 PM |
A Tanzarian drip drip boom 10994 Posts user info edit post |
Don't turn this into an AT&T commercial. 2/15/2015 2:49:59 PM |
BridgetSPK #1 Sir Purr Fan 31378 Posts user info edit post |
I don't watch enough TV to get the joke, but I'm smiling regardless.
2/15/2015 4:56:28 PM |