3/1/2009 11:25:52 PM

the life out of you

3/1/2009 11:26:13 PM

...my dick

3/1/2009 11:26:29 PM

semen from your ass

3/1/2009 11:26:46 PM

...the life out of my dick.

3/1/2009 11:26:54 PM

really, i like this girl more and more

3/1/2009 11:27:22 PM

they may suck but they also have vaginas and that trumps everything

3/1/2009 11:27:56 PM

FMWife

3/1/2009 11:28:01 PM

AHA

I like you too!

3/1/2009 11:28:03 PM

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3/1/2009 11:29:20 PM

it's true.

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[Edited on March 1, 2009 at 11:31 PM. Reason : return!]

3/1/2009 11:30:56 PM

yeah well guys suck too.

so there you go poopie face.

3/1/2009 11:31:15 PM

agreed.

finally, i'll agree that we do in fact suck.

the hard part:

THE GENES

THEY MUST CONTINUE

3/1/2009 11:34:35 PM

only the sucky ones suck



the good ones only blow

3/1/2009 11:36:01 PM

I'm confused. Gamecat and G.O.D. seem kinda flirtatious.

3/1/2009 11:36:25 PM

aha, love.

3/1/2009 11:37:10 PM

because we agree?

srsly wtf?

3/1/2009 11:39:41 PM

penis

lol i made a funny

3/1/2009 11:40:26 PM

^^There were smiley faces and italics. I mean, clearly, you were flirting.

AHA

But seriously, best thread ever:

http://brentroad.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=552536&page=1#12425507

3/1/2009 11:46:16 PM

spanks

3/1/2009 11:48:14 PM

how many times have you heard, "i can't be in a relationship with anyone right now", which in women talk means, "i don't like you anymore." At least men are honest.

3/1/2009 11:52:41 PM

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""i can't be in a relationship with anyone right now", which in women talk means, "i don't like you anymore.""

Sometimes it means "I'm batshit crazy, I know it, and I don't want to hurt you."

3/1/2009 11:57:33 PM

mostly cuz chicks hate it when people are upset/mad at them.

(example: "please don't be mad at me")

3/2/2009 12:15:10 AM

^ you're a guy, you arent supposed to know how women think! shhhhhhh

3/2/2009 12:46:44 AM

You know on the Simpsons, there's that Cat Lady who shouts gibberish and throws cats at everybody?

All women are like that, only some of them throw drama instead.

3/2/2009 12:50:56 AM

^^they think?

3/2/2009 12:51:43 AM

we were bowling the other night

and one of the girls told my boy "you have to think of it like a woman, the strongest fastest stroke doesn't always get it done"

i leaned over and said "if its like a woman you might as well tape your wallet to the ball, that'll get it"

3/2/2009 12:53:35 AM

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"Sometimes it means "I'm batshit crazy, I know it, and I don't want to hurt you.""

I think that's the case. I just don't want to admit it. For some reason it seems better thinking i did something wrong.

3/2/2009 2:04:56 AM

i don't get the women not wanting people to be mad at them

really? this is true?

3/2/2009 2:05:59 AM

oh yeah. very much so.

3/2/2009 2:09:23 AM

most girls i know don't care if people are mad at them

as long as they have people on their side, i mean

3/2/2009 2:11:07 AM

If a girl still really likes a guy but doesn't feel like she can be in a relationship, she doesn't want him to be mad at her.

3/2/2009 2:14:11 AM

I don't know if it's a gender thing or not.

But I've had a few girls cry to me about cheating on their boyfriends. I always sympathize and try to make them feel better, but it always turns out that they're crying because they're afraid someone might found out. They don't feel bad about the actual cheating, just that their boyfriends might find out and get mad.

3/2/2009 2:17:50 AM

^ probably because they have so much resentment that they don't care anymore

3/2/2009 10:08:20 AM

^^that is pretty much the nature of females though. they don't care as much about if what they did is right or wrong as they do how someone will perceive what it is they did.

it goes in both directions.

they can do something thats totally understandable and right but worry about if someone is going to hate them for it and then may apologize for said thing.

yet

they can do something that is totally heinous and horrific without feeling an ounce of remorse and only pray no one finds out.

I do not understand how they can operate like this.

3/2/2009 10:11:02 AM

I possess zero understanding of women, and am therefore terrified of them.

3/2/2009 10:20:56 AM

NO we dont

3/2/2009 10:21:27 AM

How Women Deal With Problems
1. Shame
2. Blame
3. Maim

Shame

Women are desperately afraid of confrontation and they refuse to admit it. The world is built on confrontation and if you got stuck with a vagina instead of ass-busting fists and a brain that invented the wheel, you got fucked.

Blame

When faced with confrontation, no matter how small and civil it might be, women blame you for not reading their minds and thereby “forcing” them into a position that requires action. Women are used to opening their legs to get what they want, not their mouths. The fastest way to shut a woman up is by needing her to say something. Just ask the overwhelming majority of children who are sexually and physically abused by the men their single mothers bring into their lives.

Maim

Call the cops because someone posted your phone number to an undisclosed page on the internet? To a woman, that sounds reasonable. Start immediately threatening legal and criminal action instead of working out the problem? That’s the only recourse when you expect everyone to read your mind. It’s actually a compromise for what a woman really wants to do — which is cut your dick off. The problem with women is that no one can read their minds because their minds are written with shit on shit.

In other words, women are shit heads.

3/2/2009 10:40:14 AM

ass-busting fists

3/2/2009 11:04:02 AM

Quote :

"ASS BUSTING FISTS"

3/2/2009 12:39:45 PM

this is still very much true.

3/5/2009 3:16:58 PM

Poor women, this thread doesn't like you. I do though, come on over!

3/5/2009 3:26:50 PM

How come the losers always complain about the women? Have some confidence and maybe you will find a nice lookin broad that likes to fuck you.

3/5/2009 3:28:27 PM

haha. where's the loser complaining that he can't get any? Think that's not the issue here.

3/5/2009 3:37:26 PM

Quote :

"God Damned Succubus"

3/5/2009 3:59:56 PM

Quote :

"Have some confidence and maybe you will find a nice lookin broad that likes to fuck you."

walk and be like " hey woman, go in the kitchen and make me a sawnwich then come suck my dick"

3/5/2009 4:02:33 PM