http://turdtwister.com/

The Turd Twister is a complete kit for shaping your turd into amazing designs, and it comes with a hilarious instruction manual. It's just a joke of course, and it's good for hours of laughter! It's the Ultimate Gift for the person who has everything, including a "twisted" sense of humor!

3/3/2009 3:17:15 PM

speaking of...

3/3/2009 3:18:22 PM

wow

3/3/2009 3:18:37 PM

Several choices to choose from:

Twirler Turd

Stellar Turd

Love Turd

Lucky Turd

Spaghetti Turd

Christmas Turd

Teddy Turd

Bat Turd

Skull Turd

Lightning Turd

Birthday Turd

Pyramid Turd

Churro Turd

Gingerbread Turd

Wiener Turd

Planetary Turd

Sun Turd

Moon Turd

3/3/2009 3:19:10 PM

i'm getting ambrosia one of these.

I'm Big Business and i approved this message.

3/3/2009 3:22:08 PM

dammit, they trademarked E-Z Grip Sphincter Lok, that was going to be the name of my new band

3/3/2009 3:25:30 PM

there's always next year

3/3/2009 3:26:39 PM

i want one butt its the fear of shooting it out of my rectum at a high rate of speed

3/3/2009 3:35:35 PM

oh, you are clever, sir.

3/3/2009 3:36:17 PM

So is fake turd-shapers a new trend or something? Because a different kind was posted a few days ago.

3/3/2009 3:37:31 PM

I think this one is actually a real product, but I doubt it works.

The other one was just fake.

3/3/2009 3:52:46 PM

this just makes me think about the poop tube

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/52426/

3/3/2009 3:56:56 PM

3/3/2009 4:00:24 PM

old im pretty sure kiwi posted this a few days ago

3/3/2009 4:11:36 PM

nope, she posted about something else

3/3/2009 4:19:11 PM

pickle pwnt

3/3/2009 4:22:04 PM

same thing

3/3/2009 7:54:28 PM

Quote :

"INADVERTENT OVER INSERTION"

really? We're raising a generation that likes sticking things up their butt - how could this be good?

3/3/2009 9:43:55 PM

My shits are too powerful, I'd blow that ring right off.

3/3/2009 9:45:16 PM

i'd love to go and drop a big Bat Turd right about now

3/4/2009 9:33:28 AM

we already got em started with this gem of a rectal thermometer!

3/4/2009 10:04:34 AM

Quote :

"oral, underarm, or rectal use"

hooray, with choices like that, how could you pass up rectal

3/4/2009 10:08:39 AM

i've heard that doctor's recommend rectal for children. gets em used to life i guess.

3/4/2009 10:41:59 AM