Not just a streak in the boxers, either.

3/3/2009 8:33:17 PM

this thread has been done before.

3/3/2009 8:33:40 PM

umm when I was like 2 and wore diapers...

3/3/2009 8:33:42 PM

i don't remember
so probably when i wore diapers.

^ dude you wore diapers at 2. get on the potty train wagon COME ON.

[Edited on March 3, 2009 at 8:34 PM. Reason : .]

3/3/2009 8:33:47 PM

I have no idea when I stopped wearing diapers.. I thought 2 year olds still wore them, thats why I said 2.


But you and I were on the same wavelength!

3/3/2009 8:35:41 PM

i think around 2 is when you normally start potty training. so you probably still wore diapers but were cutting back on accidents.

i'd imagine it is a lot more uncomfortable to shit your pants than pee your pants.

3/3/2009 8:37:26 PM

yesterday

3/3/2009 8:37:51 PM

Quite a long time ago. Diaper days. Are sharts included? Cause that hasn't happened in a very long time either.

3/3/2009 8:38:18 PM

i wanna say sometime within the last 5-8 years

i have a unique bowel such that if you don't answer the siren call of 'dookie-time' immediately it instantly begins super-digesting the awaiting turd, essentially liquefying it

i have about 15-20 minutes maximum from 'hey, i think i need to take a dump' to 'hey, i just tubgirled my pants'

have a happy supper everybody

[Edited on March 3, 2009 at 8:42 PM. Reason : it was still just a shart though, not a full out ass-stewin']

3/3/2009 8:39:42 PM

Sharts count if the load is big enough where you don't want to wash the boxers.

3/3/2009 8:39:46 PM

I shit myself on the bus when I was 8.

To be fair, I was the last stop on a two hour ride. And I was pretty retarded.

3/3/2009 8:40:51 PM

ewww on the bus.

that is just unacceptable.

3/3/2009 8:41:13 PM

3/3/2009 8:42:20 PM

i bet the next day you were the first kid dropped off

and that no one shared a seat with you

3/3/2009 8:43:18 PM

speaking of dookies... FSU is whooping that dook ass!

3/3/2009 8:54:20 PM

hope they wipe afterwards

3/3/2009 8:54:56 PM

I hope they wipe it on the faces of the cameron cunts

3/3/2009 8:56:33 PM

I hope they wipe it on the faces of the cameron cunts Scheyerface.

3/3/2009 8:57:45 PM

i don't remember, so i must have been very young

i do remember the last time i peed my pants...which is ok, b/c it's cool to pee in your pants

3/3/2009 8:59:05 PM

if peeing in your pants is cool, consider me miles davis

3/3/2009 9:01:53 PM

I don't remember the last time I shit myself...and kids wearing diapers at the age of 2 is not really that crazy of an idea...a kid that just turned 2 that is out of diapers has some pretty lucky parents

3/3/2009 9:03:01 PM

not OUT of diapers but STARTING to be potty trained. like you're startin to work on it.

3/3/2009 9:06:57 PM

CAT FIGHT OVER DIAPERS!


YEAH BOOOYEEE!!! LET'S SEE SOME CLOTHES BEING TORN OFF!!!

3/3/2009 9:07:55 PM

at stonewood grill a couple years back for me and my girl's anniversary. rack of lamb there was super rare and the system couldnt handle it

3/3/2009 9:14:02 PM

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"i bet the next day you were the first kid dropped off and that no one shared a seat with you"

naw dawg, I totally covered it up. Noone knew a thing

3/3/2009 9:15:37 PM

anyone who has had a good case of rota/norovirus has at least come darned close to it.

3/3/2009 9:15:58 PM

throwing up and....

ok nevermind things are getting too gross around here.

3/3/2009 9:16:26 PM

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"anyone who has had a good case of rota/norovirus has at least come darned close to it."

oh goddamn, I forgot about that. I think I blocked that 1.5 days out of my memory. An ex gave me that virus


Yeah, I guess this was a while ago when I was in college. But yeah, I think a pooplet squeezed out while I was puking

oh goddamn

3/3/2009 9:18:01 PM

summer camp 1994.

damn sailboat took too long to get back to the beach!

3/3/2009 9:29:42 PM

i had that damn rotovirus once, and was stuck out in Cary Prestonwood area in my car, with no place to go take a dump.

i totally shit in my pants a huge, huge amount. i grabbed one of the Raleigh weekly papers (Spectator/Independent) from teh floor and sat on top of it in my shitty pants as i drove all the way back to Jones Franklin to my house.

i mean, it wasnt a shart. it wasnt a squirt. it was full on ass stew down my legs

that was a nasty shower when i was done. i just threw the clothes away in the dumpster.








[Edited on March 3, 2009 at 9:36 PM. Reason : ]

3/3/2009 9:35:11 PM

Two years ago, I caught rotavirus from one of the kids that I kept. Most adults get over it fairly quickly 24-48 hrs, but I suffered for something like 4 days. I thought that I was going to die. When you cannot tell which end belongs over the toilet. . .oh god.

3/3/2009 9:42:39 PM

3/3/2009 9:43:39 PM

Hmm, this would go back to elementary school. I thought i had to fart, but it was MUCH more. I got up and waddled to the bathroom. I threw the underwear away, and went commando. I played it off cool, as there was only 30 mins left, or so. The teacher gave me a bit of lip, but took the "I'm sorry, it couldn't wait" excuse.

[Edited on March 3, 2009 at 10:06 PM. Reason : most recent shart, was about a month ago doing deadlifts]

3/3/2009 10:05:50 PM

Quote :

"get on the potty train wagon COME ON. "

3/3/2009 10:06:37 PM

about a two years ago...all i am going to say is that if you happen to be in Iraq, dont try the local food

3/3/2009 10:11:46 PM

actually, I'll just try not to happen to be in Iraq

3/3/2009 10:36:49 PM

^^
Apocalypse #1???

[Edited on March 3, 2009 at 10:37 PM. Reason : f]

3/3/2009 10:37:37 PM

3/3/2009 10:42:02 PM

on my twin's face in the womb.

3/3/2009 10:47:44 PM

i didn't realize this was so common.

since i joined this band, everytime i hang out with them we run into someone who has shat their pants in the past

I'm Big Business and i approved this message.

3/3/2009 10:48:44 PM

never shit my pants, do not own any underwear with shit stains and have never created a shit stain.

3/3/2009 11:05:37 PM

i sharted once

I'm Big Business and i approved this message.

3/3/2009 11:06:23 PM

Quote :

"^^ Apocalypse #1???"

haha, i thought that was apocalypse #1's new name as well. the dude doesn't even know how many people use his screenname, mostly due to the crazy one with MPD. KOOKOOKACHOO

i'm pretty sure i've shit my pants a few years ago while drunk. i mistakenly interpreted the diarrhea in my stomach as an incoming fart. sad thing was, i had to pull down my pants to check. so i guess it was a shart. if you consider diarrhea as shit. diarrart? fartarrhea. yeah, i fartarrhea'ed.

the only other time i shit my pants was when i was four. diarrhea'ed my underwear. i was so ashamed, i took it off and hid it in an ornamental vase. a week later, my mom found it. she didn't yell at me, though, surprisingly. i think she was just happy that she finally found the source of the mysterious rancid odor.

3/4/2009 12:38:47 AM

Quote :

"'hey, i just tubgirled my pants'"

ahahahahaha

On another note I'm afraid to post in here without knocking on some wood or something

3/4/2009 12:42:24 AM