...will not sell people less than fifty cents of gas.

And they stop just short of spitting in your face if you ask.

3/9/2009 7:09:39 AM

What station (if you're in Raleigh)?

3/9/2009 7:10:07 AM

It's the one in Pleasant Valley, like tucked behind Bunky's and Taco Bell.

3/9/2009 7:11:18 AM

I'm going to stop short at calling you the oddest person that I really don't know, but some days you really push the bar.

3/9/2009 7:11:38 AM

i mean, thats like a 2 second squeeze of the trigger lol

3/9/2009 7:12:35 AM

BridgetSPK's acting today

3/9/2009 7:14:09 AM

I bought a cigar for a dollar and then asked for forty eight cents on pump two.

And the cheap cigar I desperately needed to finish my paper...I just dropped it into my makeshift ashtray--an ultraclassy glass of water. So cross your fingers the microwave dries it out enough for me to suck down at least some nicotine...I'm totally gonna inhale.

You know, it's like you blame stuff on your drug habit, but then when you quit using drugs, you're still the same...and it's like, maybe I'm just naturally trashy?

3/9/2009 7:24:10 AM

^nah, you're cool

3/9/2009 7:25:33 AM

whoa





girls smoking cigars

3/9/2009 7:30:11 AM

I never really had a drug habit.

It's also not really a cigar.

It's a black n mild.

I just couldn't bring myself to type that out.

3/9/2009 7:38:30 AM

why? why would you need 48 cents worth of gas?

3/9/2009 8:01:33 AM

i finally made it a whole weekend with my husband without smoking



i wanted to go buy a pack at least 3 or 4 times but we did it!

3/9/2009 8:05:51 AM

^you're gay?

3/9/2009 8:14:14 AM

nope

3/9/2009 8:16:35 AM

^that's illegal asshole.

[Edited on March 9, 2009 at 8:17 AM. Reason : fg]

3/9/2009 8:16:47 AM

I was just curious, no offense intended

Was confused by the whole 'M'/husband thing.

[Edited on March 9, 2009 at 8:19 AM. Reason : .]

3/9/2009 8:18:01 AM

The PC term is "tilde"

3/9/2009 9:19:41 AM

Quote :

"maybe I'm just naturally trashy?"

I've often wondered the same thing.

3/9/2009 10:42:44 AM

Quote :

"ONE PUMP CHUMP"

3/9/2009 10:43:58 AM

^that looks strangely familiar...

3/9/2009 10:51:28 AM

my gas station loves me. they even leave me alone when i dont make eye contact

mucho respecto.

3/9/2009 11:15:29 AM

I'm Big Business and i approved this message.

3/9/2009 11:16:31 AM

my mom works at a feed mill country store place with gas pumps. she had this drunk and/or high lady come in once and ask for $1.XX worth of gas on a pump. this was when gas was like $3.50 /gal. the lady went out there, pumped the gas, and came back in. she managed to get out "i think your pump is broken. it cut off really quick." my mom looked at her and said "well how long is it supposed to run to put out $1.XX worth of gas?" lady got all confused and left.

3/9/2009 11:27:37 AM

That's because 50 cents of gas is worthless.

3/9/2009 11:46:39 AM

bloody hell, what's that for, a Prius with an AC adapter?

3/9/2009 11:47:25 AM

so

3/9/2009 11:47:48 AM

hell, I probably couldn't even start my truck with .50 worth of gas.

3/9/2009 11:49:49 AM

i installed one of those arcade game ticket dispensers in my car. winning tickets is so fun, i completely forget how much money i'm wasting on gas!

3/9/2009 11:51:21 AM

what does it dispense tickets based on - or just whenever you turn it on?

3/9/2009 11:52:04 AM

i would like to frequent BridgetSPK's gas station

I'm Big Business and i approved this message.

3/9/2009 11:52:26 AM

i get a ticket every mile. and when i get about 70mph, i get 5 tickets/mile. it's so

3/9/2009 11:53:41 AM

a god amongst men....at chuck e cheese

3/9/2009 11:55:59 AM

pathetic

3/9/2009 12:46:04 PM

Quote :

"why? why would you need 48 cents worth of gas?"

yard appliance?

3/9/2009 12:48:31 PM

48 cents in gas would get me to the stop sign... not very effective.

3/9/2009 12:59:22 PM

so

3/9/2009 1:00:51 PM

Quote :

"You know, it's like you blame stuff on your drug habit, but then when you quit using drugs, you're still the same...and it's like, maybe I'm just naturally trashy?"

hahahahaha

bridget, you say that nice african man almost spat on you?

3/9/2009 1:10:34 PM

^I gave her my 48 cents pre-pay. Then when I went out to gas up, she got on the intercom and yelled at me that she couldn't do just 48 cents of gas. So I went back in to retrieve my 48 cents, and she kept saying, "I can't do 48 cents. I can't do 48 cents!" And then she aggressively returned my nickels and dimes (like slammed them into my palm) and gestured at me with her hands dismissively. Somewhere in between there, I apologized, but she just shot me this disgusted look of...disgust.

Just an update...I returned and got five dollars of gas and a pack of cigarettes. Then I drove around and chain-smoked for a while so I'm bout back to where I was this morning.

3/9/2009 2:03:47 PM

bwn?

3/9/2009 2:18:55 PM

Quote :

"if she smokes, she pokes"

3/9/2009 2:25:26 PM

I keep a rotating stack of used DVDs at the crib and usually take great pleasure in increasing my savings by employing their trade-in value. This time I just walked up, threw my shit on the counter, and asked for cash. And I'm standing there tryna be casual, thinking I may not get enough gas money to get my ass home. I was relieved when I learned I was rich enough to get home and get some smokes. I was also ashamed.

But in terms of shameful moments of the day, taking cash for my movies was slightly less humiliating than having to walk back into the store to get my 48 cent refund.

I'm on the raw edge of human existence! Once I finish this paper, I'm going all the way: meth and prostitution. I don't have the skill set, but I'm confident I can learn.

And then I'm going to write a self-involved tell-all, get rich, and spend all my earnings on lottery tickets.



I gotta write this paper.

3/9/2009 2:38:45 PM

Quote :

"I'm going to stop short at calling you the oddest person that I really don't know, but some days you really push the bar. :beakup: "

You've cleared the bar. You are the oddest person I don't know.

3/9/2009 2:56:13 PM

That makes me so happy.

3/9/2009 3:04:23 PM

*thinks that Bridget needs a job*

3/9/2009 4:11:43 PM