I walk into the kitchen and see the dishwasher with suds coming out of it.

I half expect my neighbor to come in and utter some catchphrase

3/9/2009 9:25:24 PM

You put Dawn in the dishwasher, didn't you?

3/9/2009 9:26:07 PM

at least your dishwasher runs

ours is dead

meaning i have to wash my first dishes in months

3/9/2009 9:26:08 PM

*clap, spin* DYNOMITE

3/9/2009 9:26:49 PM

I'm guessing I filled it before I traveled for two weeks and forgot to run it then didn't pay attention and put some more in there today when I'm running it.

3/9/2009 9:27:09 PM

Niggers!?

3/9/2009 9:27:15 PM

this thought actually ran through my mind today...i was making change at a gift shop, in a hurry, and the cashier was a 90 year old woman, who took about 20 minutes to count my change

3/9/2009 9:28:53 PM

If this thread was a sitcom it would be Cop Rock.

3/9/2009 9:38:14 PM