you PEOPLE don't understand WHAT'S REALLY GOING ON in this country. There is a man running for president WHO IS OLDER THAN METHUSELA. LIBERALS are preaching in CHURCHES for pete's sake. APPLES are now worth more than PENNIES. One of MY TOENAILS is INGROWN and it's QUITE IRRITATING. Clearly OUR DEMOCRACY is in a STATE OF DISREPAIR or at least a MILD FUNK. I have detailed proof that one of the senators from the REPUBLIC OF PENNSYLVANIA is in fact A ROBOT of TAIWANESE MANUFACTURE. All of the letters of THE ALPAHBET were used in the creation of THIS SENTENCE save for "R". The exact weight of OUR MOTHER EARTH is in fact equal to the amount of feces the entire human race has excreted AT THIS VERY MOMENT. I just applied for a job as A WAITER at HERCULE POIROT'S MOONBASE. Is it painted a pleasing shade of BEIGE? BEIGE!!!!!

3/10/2009 7:16:48 PM

buy an ad

3/10/2009 7:17:24 PM

Quote :

"All of the letters of THE ALPAHBET were used in the creation of THIS SENTENCE save for "R"."

I see lots of R's...but no G, J, K, M, P, Q, X, Y, or Z

[Edited on March 10, 2009 at 7:24 PM. Reason : Y]

3/10/2009 7:23:07 PM

i'd like to hear the story behind this one

on second thought, i could do without

3/10/2009 7:24:50 PM

3/10/2009 8:03:29 PM

^I loved that game...and the show

3/10/2009 8:15:21 PM

I loved the show, but I could never beat the game.

3/10/2009 8:15:59 PM

lay
off
the
drugs,
son.

3/10/2009 10:01:06 PM

wat

3/10/2009 10:05:45 PM

***NOTICE! to the public***
Under a big top trickledown compressor unsurpassed novelties giant cogs turn well adjusted the ice age is coming rubber bullets last remaining polar bears a genuine freak show 150,000 volts mobiles chirping cracks appearing beneath the veneer abbatoir noises weak reception our name is legion carrots and sticks packt up like sardines in a crush tin box. Fear Stalks The Land

3/10/2009 10:24:17 PM

warning

danger! danger!

danger Will Robinson!

3/10/2009 10:46:29 PM

Danger! Danger!
High Voltage!
When we touch! when we kiss!

3/10/2009 10:47:34 PM

Then who was phone?

3/10/2009 10:54:49 PM

did you do some acid and not include me, PinkandBlack?

3/10/2009 11:05:22 PM

i have a special request from RALPH NADER to preserve his head for SCIENTIFIC RESEARCH

3/13/2009 1:58:23 PM