... in my dream last night. there was lots of oral at first, and she had some HUGE swinging boobies which i motorboated as she rode cowgirl. it was quite an arousing dream.but then afterwards, my skull became deformed as I started developing Downs Syndrome, and my jaw and teeth became all gummy and mishapen like the Elephant Man and everyone thought I was DrunkNLoaded.then i woke up all like feeling quite embarrassed that i had my first ever TDUB dream.fucking weird. I should probably retire from this site.[Edited on March 10, 2009 at 7:49 PM. Reason : ]
3/10/2009 7:40:34 PM
um...
3/10/2009 7:44:28 PM
3/10/2009 7:44:54 PM
3/10/2009 7:45:34 PM
3/10/2009 7:45:57 PM
eh ... dont file the restraining order just yet. i have lots weirder dreams about other random people who are less than 3000 miles awaywe'll only start to worry if this becomes a recurring theme.
3/10/2009 7:48:59 PM
hahaha
3/10/2009 7:49:27 PM
dude me too
3/10/2009 7:50:42 PM
3/10/2009 7:51:00 PM
no, the is less about the content, and more about how I come home, F5 idly, and there's a sex thread about meTiming.
3/10/2009 7:53:44 PM
Was she was hot as fuck?
3/10/2009 7:55:18 PM
dreams are always hot as fuck.reality, i've found, is not quite so much.[Edited on March 10, 2009 at 8:05 PM. Reason : ]
3/10/2009 8:04:55 PM
lol, good times.. now we just need the real thing to happen so you can compare and let us know which was better
3/10/2009 8:06:23 PM
well, to be honest... the really disturbing thing the whole morphing into some combo of the Elephant Man and DNL.thats what woke me up with a i mean... what the fuck does that mean?
3/10/2009 8:10:07 PM
that means when you fall asleep, you become DnL.
3/10/2009 8:15:37 PM
How'd you know she has huge swinging boobies while riding cowgirl?
3/10/2009 8:27:34 PM
Question is, do YOU turn into Elephant Man/DNL after porking?
3/10/2009 8:29:00 PM
Elephant man, but only in the right places
3/10/2009 8:31:22 PM
lawl
3/10/2009 8:34:16 PM
3/10/2009 8:34:48 PM
At first I was like this (_)_)==D and then I was like this (_)_)======D[Edited on March 10, 2009 at 8:38 PM. Reason : x]
3/10/2009 8:38:38 PM
I am happy to say I never dream about this cesspool of humanity.
3/10/2009 8:43:59 PM
i, too, have had a disturbing TWW sex dreamunfortunately, it involved more than one TWWer
3/10/2009 9:25:09 PM
the unfortunate part probably depends on who those twwers were
3/10/2009 10:32:25 PM
In any context, I'm sorry you had sex with Ambrosia.
3/10/2009 10:34:41 PM
3/10/2009 10:55:50 PM
i read there was lots of oatmeal at firstI'm Big Business and i approved this message.
3/10/2009 10:56:59 PM
3/10/2009 11:01:03 PM
3/11/2009 12:09:30 AM
this is promising
3/11/2009 4:57:16 AM
"sure you're not a homo sexual"
3/11/2009 10:50:16 AM
im giong to put it out therethe most disturbing dream i've ever had in my entire life was with BridgetSPK, aliens, sex, knives, and huge vaginal puss sacks.
3/11/2009 10:55:45 AM
3/11/2009 10:56:27 AM
NEW SEX DREAM UPDATE:my dream last night involved my wife ... she was having a technology problem related to her graduate program, where she couldnt submit something important before her deadline.so i fixed it for her, and she was immensely grateful. So got her to promise to have sex with me later that night in return of the favor. she said, "okay" and then I said "cowgirl style?" and she said, "um, sure."later that night when it came time to collect, she got pissed and said, "look, just because you fix the computer for me, doesn't mean i have to have sex with you. you're supposed to do stuff like that without expectation of reward."ME: "but you promised!"HER: "yeah, well, i took it back. I'm not going to play these stupid games. You've got to make me want to have sex with you, not out of some stupid obligation"ME: so, the rest of my dream was spent trying to find a place to go masturbate.then i woke up. and i wasnt sure if it was a dream, or if it was a real conversation that had taken place before i went to sleep. i hate dreams that mimic reality too closely.
3/11/2009 10:56:33 AM
^^^I like how you conveinently leave off the dream you had about gunzz, Brendan Fraser, beef strogganoff and a Tonka Truck[Edited on March 11, 2009 at 10:57 AM. Reason : x]
3/11/2009 10:57:07 AM
ahdahaha damn i dont htink i've ever been cb'd in a dream before
3/11/2009 10:58:02 AM
3/11/2009 11:00:33 AM
just b/c you almost vomited queso when i was telling you about it
3/11/2009 11:01:10 AM
yeah...but then the 14th time you told me....which was a week later....i tried to smother you to death just so i wouldn't have to hear it again...so please...for my sake...STOP
3/11/2009 11:03:08 AM
3/11/2009 11:10:23 AM
nevermind... "cockblocked"[Edited on March 11, 2009 at 12:56 PM. Reason : ]
3/11/2009 12:55:03 PM
this thread has amusement factor, i approve
3/11/2009 1:04:57 PM
I'm trying to think of tdub sex dreams I'd hadI've only had one, but I can't remember if it was before or after I had sex with themmost of the fantasizing happens while I'm awake
3/11/2009 1:12:54 PM
i had a dream i turned into that lion-faced guysomebody find that picture. i think it may have been in pilgrimwhores gallery
3/11/2009 1:15:26 PM
yeah it isin the uggos folder
3/11/2009 1:16:24 PM
it was [Edited on March 11, 2009 at 1:17 PM. Reason : haha i looked in the mirror and was like JESUS CHRIST IT'S A LION]
3/11/2009 1:16:26 PM
^^ lol, i think my problems are the same
3/11/2009 1:16:36 PM
I saw a guy like that not too long ago. That guy, and then that really fat, bald guy with the dark eye circles.Those two men have Raleigh doppelgaengers
3/11/2009 1:16:40 PM
postnumber mod 50 > 47[Edited on March 11, 2009 at 1:27 PM. Reason : ]
3/11/2009 1:18:24 PM
gg
3/11/2009 1:18:41 PM