He turns infinity



Fun fact: Chuck Norris was born three months premature, because he had asses to kick.

3/10/2009 8:56:46 PM

WOW

SO IS THIS "CHUCK NORRIS" GUY REAL

OR IS THIS JUST AN INTERNET THING

3/10/2009 8:57:16 PM

chuck norris raised a pack of wolves

3/10/2009 9:18:17 PM

the only funny chuck norris joke was and is:






























Jesus walks on water, Chuck Norris swims on land

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3/10/2009 9:19:24 PM

boogie man checks his closet for chuck norris at night

chuck norris fell in the ocean but he didnt get wet, the ocean got chuck norris

after chuck norris left the virgin islands, they were just called the islands




there

3/10/2009 9:19:41 PM

death almost had a chuck norris experience

3/10/2009 9:20:09 PM

i dont know how but i have not heard any of the above chuck jokes except the boogie man one..



[Edited on March 10, 2009 at 9:31 PM. Reason : Conan Obrien needs to bring the chuck norris switch to the new gig. ]

3/10/2009 9:29:00 PM

this thread was funny three years ago

3/10/2009 10:06:17 PM

I hate the Chuck Norris jokes, but

Quote :

"Jesus walks on water, Chuck Norris swims on land"

made me laugh pretty hard.

3/10/2009 10:33:07 PM

That commercial told me that Bruce Lee kicked his ass in some movie.

3/10/2009 10:33:58 PM

Quote :

"# When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. # Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. # There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live. # Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris. # Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. # Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs. # Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding. # Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice. # There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist. # When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down. # Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head. # Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush. # Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink. # Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is. # Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. # Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost # Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV. # Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship."

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

3/10/2009 11:24:34 PM

Quote :

"# Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants."

3/11/2009 12:16:59 AM

Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

3/11/2009 12:21:58 AM

backwards

3/11/2009 12:22:28 AM

Hey look, another awesome thread! I'm so glad the novelty of these jokes didn't wear off years ago, otherwise I wouldn't have been able to enjoy this very timely and properly executed thread.

GREAT JOB!

3/11/2009 8:13:01 AM

I still laugh at them.

3/11/2009 8:21:23 AM

3/11/2009 10:30:20 AM