Men beating women? Battered men deserve sympathy too.

3/13/2009 2:03:37 AM

Might I aggressively compel you to produce for me a food ware consisting of bread, meat, and cheese?

3/13/2009 2:08:51 AM

agreed

3/13/2009 2:09:25 AM

Woman: "Help me ladies, I just got beat up by a man!" = "OMG call the cops! Are you ok? Are you hurt?"
Man: "Help me guys, I just got beat up by a woman!" = "ROFLMAO LOLOLOLOLOLOL.... STFU dude..."

3/13/2009 2:10:44 AM

consisting containing

3/13/2009 2:11:05 AM

I mean I would always beat my boyfriends up. They deserved it. Jk. I'm not a man beater.

3/13/2009 2:12:25 AM

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooh

watch out boys, she'll chew you up

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooh

she's a man-beater

3/13/2009 2:13:08 AM

My spanish teacher got in a fight with his wife and came to class with scratches all ovah his face

3/13/2009 2:13:12 AM

you are just a man beat-offer, aren't you?!!!!??

3/13/2009 2:13:16 AM

Yeah I have to carry a stick with me any time I go out. I gotta beat the men off me. Always trying to hump my legs like they are dogs.

3/13/2009 2:15:08 AM

who you beat tonite?

3/13/2009 2:15:27 AM

Like 5 guys at PBs they just won't leave me alone. I tell you guys can't resist a drunk fat girl.

3/13/2009 2:16:39 AM

hmmmm i dont quite understand this thread...you are sympathizing with the guys you beat tonite?

3/13/2009 2:19:24 AM

simultaneously?

3/13/2009 2:20:06 AM

Yes. Yes I am. I can't help it. I bump into them and my massive size instantly knocks them out.

3/13/2009 2:20:50 AM

you are just drunk...it'll be all ok by tomorrow morning

3/13/2009 2:21:37 AM

Nab. I'm just poking fun at myself. But really this issue does concern me. Poor guys getting beat by their girlfriends.

3/13/2009 2:22:49 AM

really? i dont think anyone (guy/girl) should take shit from anyone

3/13/2009 2:26:52 AM

true. But no one cares that rhianna took the first swing at chris brown.

3/13/2009 2:28:07 AM

getting beaten is overrated

[Edited on March 13, 2009 at 2:28 AM. Reason : ^good point!]

3/13/2009 2:28:27 AM

IF YOU BEAT WOMEN, I WILL BEAT YOU WITH THIS COCK


[Edited on March 13, 2009 at 3:28 AM. Reason : WAAAGGH]

3/13/2009 3:28:29 AM

sigh

3/13/2009 3:57:00 AM

Well I guess you don't hear about men getting beat is because somehow they feel like less of a man because their wife beats them.

But could it be that these men are getting beat because they believe you should never hit a woman and they just can't bring themselves to defend themselves?

3/13/2009 1:56:20 PM

maybe

3/13/2009 1:57:53 PM

I was down at the Guilford Co. Courthouse today filing some paperwork and these 2 dudes were in line behind me. The one dude was talking about how he "didn't really want to catch a court case, but she pushed him to the limit and then wondered why he hit her".

I chuckled

3/13/2009 1:58:59 PM

sawahash i'll have you know i appreciate both

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3/13/2009 2:00:05 PM

i want you to beat me with your massive boobies

3/13/2009 2:00:34 PM

Battered women are better for frying

3/13/2009 2:02:04 PM

^ lol

3/13/2009 2:04:19 PM

Maybe I will start a battered men awareness organization and we will march in Washington to give equal sympathy to both parties.

3/13/2009 2:07:05 PM

Men and women are different, so we must accept that bettering and raping men is not possible

3/13/2009 2:08:09 PM

NC86 has been raped

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3/13/2009 2:08:34 PM

I beat on my guys but nothing that leaves marks or any shit like that and if I go too far they've always managed to one up it to make it stop. If that's man-beating then so be it.

I think I got it from beating on my younger brother growing up, I would beat the ever living shit out of him. The day he got bigger than me it all stopped with a quickness.

3/13/2009 2:12:38 PM

Really?

3/13/2009 2:12:59 PM

kiwi you can beat me

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3/13/2009 2:13:22 PM

I dunno dude, she looks mannish. I'd take that back if I were you.

3/13/2009 2:14:52 PM

I'm just a very physical person. I LOVE wrasslin'. haha I remember one of the "breaking" points for the ex and I was that he didn't like to wrassle.

SHITS FUN and usually leads to you know what.

But yeah, let's fight it out!

There is a difference though between fighting and beating someone to a pulp because you're angry and all you see is red, I think.

3/13/2009 2:15:01 PM

Can I call dibs now?

3/13/2009 2:16:18 PM

lets wrestle

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3/13/2009 2:17:55 PM

I kicked my brother in the face once and made his nose bleed. I helped him out by putting tampons in his nose.

3/13/2009 2:18:52 PM

TMI

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3/13/2009 2:20:12 PM

haha I was a mean fighter, you know the kind, the pinch and twister, the nails in the skin, the pulling hair shit. I was bad. Now the worse I do is slap and never in the face. I'll try to drag him to the ground too, but rarely successful.

When I was little I smacked the face of my poor bro with a tennis racket. His eye was bleeding like crazy, total accident but he has a scar still to this day.

Oh well.

3/13/2009 2:22:01 PM

no they dont. guys who get beat should off their selves

3/13/2009 2:23:19 PM

OK, I will give the real answer to this thread.

There will be no equality when it comes to spousal abuse because no real man will admit that his woman kicked his ass.

Just like no real man would ever admit he was raped. Especially if she was hot as fuck.

3/13/2009 2:23:49 PM

no no, i deserve it, i should have folded the towels exactly how she likes... I know better

3/13/2009 2:24:38 PM

It's pretty rare that a woman can be stronger than her man, and strong enough to deliver the same pulping a guy can to a woman. Just not the case!

And I only see a guy getting raped if a stronger gay man is raping his butthole.

3/13/2009 2:25:48 PM

This chick BEATS HER HUSBAND'S ASS!



[Edited on March 13, 2009 at 2:27 PM. Reason : a]

3/13/2009 2:26:18 PM

I need to think of a good name for my awarness group....

Saving Pussies from Pussies?

3/13/2009 2:26:20 PM

my woman would never try this ish

she knows she would get CHRIS BROWNED

3/13/2009 2:26:20 PM

I will destroy you all!!!!

3/13/2009 2:27:58 PM