I wanna hold one of these boobies in my hand so bad.

3/18/2009 12:58:53 AM

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" Submit your FML story Too much FML submitted at this time - please try again later. Close Close the advertisement Today, I was swimming in the ocean with my best friend and a giant wave came and knocked off the bottom of my bikini. My friend told me that she would go get another bottom so I could walk onto the very crowded beach. She left me for half an hour, laughing from the shore with her entire family. FML #397272 (94) - 03/16/2009 at 9:04pm by paymeinhugs - misc - I agree, your life is f***ed (36191) - you deserved that one (1735) ShareThis Today, I was sifting through my parents old home movies. I put in one and was horrified to see my parents having sex. I immediatly ejected the tape and looked at the label. It said "Bermuda, 1989". They've told me I was conceived in Bermuda around that time. I've seen my own conception. FML #391986 (97) - 03/16/2009 at 7:08pm by ihatevideos - sex - I agree, your life is f***ed (42341) - you deserved that one (4736) ShareThis Today, my phone rang while I was home alone. When I picked up, all I could hear was heavy breathing. Convinced it was one of my friends playing a joke, I said loudly, "Get off the phone, you fucker, and don't call back!" It turned out it was my grandma. She had been having a stroke. FML"

3/18/2009 12:59:31 AM

3/18/2009 12:59:46 AM

Don't play the claw game!

buy direct:

http://www.dealextreme.com/details.dx/sku.10544

$6.69 with free shipping

3/18/2009 1:25:06 AM

here i was thinking that this would possibly be about a cat accidentally clawing your boob.

something about that whole concept totally grosses me out (the pic).

[Edited on March 18, 2009 at 1:34 AM. Reason : ]

3/18/2009 1:34:14 AM

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"Cons: One of the two tits that I ordered had a peeling nipple and partially deflated when we were throwing it around. We fixed it up with an inner tube repair kit but it is now a "C" cup."

Fail

3/18/2009 1:47:17 AM

3/18/2009 1:48:10 AM

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"Other Thoughts: If your girl has small boobs, try buying 2 these boobs. They are really realistic 1 Boob is not what you need, 2 boobs is the real thing!"

3/18/2009 2:07:34 AM

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"Bottomline: It may be a gift, but are you sure you want to give it to anybody? "

3/18/2009 2:42:54 AM

haha WANT IT

3/18/2009 12:23:16 PM

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"I wanna hold one of these boobies in my hand so bad."

idk why, but they fascinate me too

3/18/2009 12:28:57 PM

bags of sand!

3/18/2009 12:34:11 PM

3/18/2009 12:37:18 PM

you fuckers should buy some

and thank me for bringing globalization into your homes

3/18/2009 1:29:07 PM