I buy a greatest hits album. I'm always always afraid the clerk will call me a poser or an asscap.

Why? Because of this Kids in the Hall sketch I watched when I was 10 years old.

Quote :

"Greatest hits albums are for house wives and little girls!!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xillqqt0Y0

3/18/2009 4:05:20 PM

well...

3/18/2009 4:10:48 PM

I put on my rainbows
wait don't own any

I put on my pink shirt
wait don't own any

double space three line quotes in all CAPS

say tuff

use stupid acronyms

JO

3/18/2009 4:13:42 PM

i remember this bit

because of this bit i'm afraid to like depeche mode to my very fullest

3/18/2009 4:20:17 PM

I hate the way a show/movie can dis something I like and make me like it less.

[Edited on March 18, 2009 at 4:22 PM. Reason : .]

3/18/2009 4:22:17 PM

rainbows aren't tooly. i think you meant topsiders or something.

i feel like a tool when i'm around someone that says "thats what she said"

i would feel more like a tool if i said it.

3/18/2009 4:22:18 PM

i have absolutely no idea what topsiders are

3/18/2009 4:27:45 PM

the shocker

saying sweet as in cool

saying nice as in cool

smiling

3/18/2009 4:27:54 PM

Quote :

"i remember this bit"

Me too.
LOL... "No no no, my friend. Doors fans aren't made.... they're born."

3/18/2009 4:28:54 PM

I hate the Doors

I hate Led Zeppelin

I hate Grateful Dead

I hate Phish

I hate Allman Brothers

I hate Rolling Stones

3/18/2009 4:30:22 PM

give me your greatest hits cds.


if its an older band a greatest hits collection is fine in my opinion.

it's record labels today that require artists to agree to greatest hits collections early in their career after only a small number of albums. you see this all too often in country music especially.

3/18/2009 4:31:20 PM

other than the shocker i think i qualify for every tool-ish thing posted in this thread so far




[Edited on March 18, 2009 at 4:34 PM. Reason : but i didn't know i was supposed to feel like a tool ]

3/18/2009 4:32:35 PM

Yeah, well, I grew up in the '80s. I got you beat by a country mile. It's a crown I wear with dubious pride.

3/18/2009 4:35:30 PM

Keep in mind that the criteria for what makes you a tool are being defined by a guy who has been posting a picture of a gaping asshole all over chit chat today.

3/18/2009 4:36:02 PM

tools never feel like tools

thats why they are tools

3/18/2009 4:36:33 PM

that ain't a picture of a gaping asshole...it's a pic of an asscavern

3/18/2009 4:37:04 PM

but since i'm a girl does it make me a tool to wear pink shirts and sperry's?

3/18/2009 4:42:52 PM

^lol, no

3/18/2009 4:44:00 PM

nope!!!!

i don't think topsiders/sperry's are tooly i'm just saying. IF a shoe was to be toolish, it seems more likely to be a sperry than a rainbow. i mean rainbows seem pretty unoffensive to me. the only think offensive about sperrys to me is that boy sperrys really, really smell.

3/18/2009 4:44:21 PM

so do girl sperry's

3/18/2009 4:45:08 PM

Not sure why I feel like a tool when I say "sweet" or "nice". It feels played out and I can't think of any other encouraging adjective to use.

3/18/2009 4:45:10 PM

i still like saying them more than cool...


i feel like a 7 year old when i saying cool

3/18/2009 4:46:21 PM

me too. maybe not "sweet" so much. but i feel like i might say nice a lot.

it definitely sounds better than "cool" and "neat" just sounds like you're being a dick.

3/18/2009 4:47:06 PM

I want people to start saying "schway" like in batman beyond. It sounds much cooler than "nice" or "sweet"


SCHWAY

3/18/2009 4:47:37 PM

i spice things up with a "neat" on occasion

3/18/2009 4:50:03 PM

you're also like 13 so that's ok

3/18/2009 4:51:20 PM

ok correction, maybe when i say "neat" it sounds like a dick. or maybe its because i usually am being a dick but it is better disguised under a "nice" or "cool"

and i can't pull it off with "neat"

3/18/2009 4:52:54 PM

I just use a lot of expletives when I shouldn't. F-bomb is a weakness.

and "tight"

I'm such a fucking tool. And Sperrys do develop dat stanky smell when worn with no sox. This used to be a hot topic of debate when I was a junior in high school...in 1988.

3/18/2009 4:54:41 PM

and who wears them with socks?! like no one

3/18/2009 4:56:03 PM

i used to in the winter...

i had cute colorful socks specifically to wear with sperry's

[Edited on March 18, 2009 at 4:57 PM. Reason : maybe i really am a tool]

3/18/2009 4:56:48 PM

yeah, neat does bring out the 13 year old in me.

3/18/2009 4:58:20 PM

it's ok...

i like younger men

3/18/2009 4:59:05 PM

I'm wearing Weejuns right now with no sox. Not too stanky after a while. Or maybe I'm used to it.

3/18/2009 4:59:07 PM

cant lose with steve millers greatest hits

3/18/2009 4:59:40 PM

damn...i hadn't thought about Weejuns in years

3/18/2009 4:59:50 PM

I'd never own less than 2 pairs. Timeless.

Like my Frye boots.

3/18/2009 5:01:05 PM