I don't even know why the scientists make them



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3/21/2009 6:09:03 PM

3/21/2009 6:09:50 PM

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sike

3/21/2009 6:11:01 PM

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double sike

3/21/2009 7:00:16 PM

Quote :

"when they grab you with those metal claws, you can't break free.. because they're made of metal, and robots are strong."

http://www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Live/video/clips/old-glory-insurance/229049/

Quote :

"WARNING: Persons denying the existence of robots may be robots themselves."

[Edited on March 21, 2009 at 7:15 PM. Reason : ]

3/21/2009 7:11:01 PM

DUE TO AGE

3/21/2009 7:15:45 PM

You'll catch DIABEETUS from them.

3/21/2009 7:44:05 PM