ok, it's a little wet pad thingy that you use to sort through papers - it's supposed to keep you from licking your fingers when you're sorting through papers.

back story: our office admin licks her fingers between every piece of paper while standing at the printer and it's absolutely fucking disgusting. i went to the office manager about it, and he's got the idea of just asking her to order some of these wet pad thingies to put next to the printers, basically because he's too chicken to call her out for it and make her feel bad. we already have the rubber fingers and they've been next to the printers for 2 weeks now and she ignores them and licks her fingers instead.

so...what are these things called? i've googled all sorts of things like "wet pad" and "sticky fingers" but i can't find it.

thanks!!!

3/25/2009 1:18:38 PM

3/25/2009 1:18:59 PM

How about water holder for your desk bitch secretary?

3/25/2009 1:19:37 PM

wet sponge in a container

3/25/2009 1:22:28 PM

see??? i'm not a total idiot. no one knows what these things are called!

3/25/2009 1:23:41 PM

Search 'mail sorting desk supplies'.

3/25/2009 1:24:25 PM

3/25/2009 1:24:39 PM

OMG I LOVE YOU

3/25/2009 1:25:35 PM

I was almost right! Give me my props ho!

3/25/2009 1:26:38 PM

SORTKWIK

IMMA GRIP AND SORT

3/25/2009 1:26:45 PM

3/25/2009 1:26:58 PM

paper?


who uses that shit anymore?

3/25/2009 1:27:00 PM

Quote :

"I was almost right! Give me my props ho! "

i googled what you gave me and found nothing of use in any of those links.

though admittedly i only looked on page 1 of the results.

[Edited on March 25, 2009 at 1:27 PM. Reason : .]

3/25/2009 1:27:14 PM

But 'SORT' was key.

3/25/2009 1:27:41 PM

i told my office manager i found the answer on tdub. he's an ecu grad and said he was surprised you guys were that sharp!

3/25/2009 1:33:11 PM

Wow. I don't know whether to laff or cry for you haha.

3/25/2009 1:34:03 PM

you can laff for me. my office is super laidback and my office manager is one of the best. he actually told me he googled "wet willy" trying to find out what it was called and was intrigued by the google results

3/25/2009 1:35:04 PM

:clap clap clap:

3/25/2009 1:35:50 PM

fuck people who lick their fingers when going thru papers

80 percent of teachers did this

I don't want your AIDS on my book report

3/25/2009 1:39:48 PM

I usually scratch my ass in between pages.

3/25/2009 1:40:35 PM

i usually finger your mom between pages

3/25/2009 2:09:23 PM

3/25/2009 2:12:01 PM

haha, finger condom. I used to collate a 500 page book for a print company and used those all the time. The textured ones are great.

Sortkwik is also awesome.

3/25/2009 3:19:07 PM