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DeltaBeta
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Funny!

3/27/2009 9:55:55 AM

erice85
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this thread is relevant to my interests

3/27/2009 9:56:22 AM

ScHpEnXeL
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wut

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[Edited on March 27, 2009 at 9:56 AM. Reason : fuck you tdub]

3/27/2009 9:56:29 AM

GraniteBalls
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ORANGE

JUICE

INJECTIONS

3/27/2009 9:59:16 AM

Skack
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There was that guy who tied a noose around his neck, hooked it to a tree with a bunch of rope, climbed in his convertible Aston Martin, and then floored it into traffic.

[Edited on March 27, 2009 at 10:00 AM. Reason : s]

3/27/2009 10:00:16 AM

G.O.D
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there are too many

3/27/2009 10:01:38 AM

Ragged
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jump off a high object, with a broom handle in your ass and land on it so it goes through your head

3/27/2009 10:02:30 AM

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3/27/2009 10:03:17 AM

jataylor
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^bunny suicides. some of those are funny as hell

3/27/2009 10:04:59 AM

Willy Nilly
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Place a large canvas next to a tall building. Get naked and creatively cut yourself all over with a razor. Jump. (Make sure to land on the canvas.) Have someone else frame the canvas and hang it in a museum.

3/27/2009 10:07:09 AM

G.O.D
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3/27/2009 10:10:37 AM

wolfpackgrrr
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3/27/2009 10:15:12 AM

amac884
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Quote :
"WHY

AN

HERO"

3/27/2009 10:16:28 AM

G.O.D
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3/27/2009 10:23:36 AM

AstralEngine
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Obviously:

1) Tie a noose with razor wire and put it around your neck (secure the other end to somewhere high)

2) Super glue you hands to the side of your head

3) Jump from the high place in step 1, remember to make an angry face as you die.

That way, when people find you later, it will look like you got so angry you ripped off your own head in a fiery rage.

Best suicide ever.

3/27/2009 11:49:47 AM

humandrive
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Cover yourself in beef broth and crash an aggressive dog rehab training class.

3/27/2009 11:50:39 AM

Queef Sweat
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read the wolf web until you get bored to death

3/27/2009 12:05:21 PM

Ragged
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Stiletto

3/27/2009 12:09:38 PM

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