and before they know I'm standing behind them I've been peeing on their legs. When they turn around, I yell 'April fools!' and run away.

Am I doing this right?

4/1/2009 12:37:57 PM

Yeah, you're doing it right.

4/1/2009 12:38:55 PM

Dammit. That happened to me in NYC one time. Ruined my NYC experience forever.

4/1/2009 12:38:55 PM

someone whizzed on you without you knowing?

4/1/2009 12:40:40 PM

maybe he was wearing layers

4/1/2009 12:46:20 PM

That would kind of stank.

I mean, my girlfriend peed on me once. It was cool I guess. I didn't especially see it coming, but I had an idea that it was about to happen...
But whatever....I waited a few days, and caught her taking a nap. Then I went and drank a glass of water, waited about 30 minutes, then went upstairs and squirted her in the face a few times.

4/1/2009 12:50:00 PM

I had a bird shit on my arm from a rooftop while I was in San Francisco a few years ago. I went into some random restaurant to get a napkin or something to get it off and they wouldn't give me one. I showed them my arm and they still refused, so when I left I smeared it all over the front glass door. Bastards.

4/1/2009 12:51:30 PM

sounds about right

4/1/2009 1:07:09 PM

I thought you said "sneaking up on blind people".

I was all, "that's not hard".

4/1/2009 1:20:05 PM

-2 points for creativity, but +10 points for spontaneity and your willingness to drink a lot of fluids for a constantly ready stream*.


*In business school, this is called "Just-in-time inventory"!

4/1/2009 1:24:34 PM