All you have to do is text PRJ (that stands for prank joke) to ChaCha. (242242). They've got more pranks than you have friends, so keep asking until you find one you like! And best of all, IT'S FREE!

4/1/2009 12:47:28 PM

4/1/2009 12:50:06 PM

buy an ad you asshole spammer

4/1/2009 12:51:37 PM

How am I spamming if it is a free service?

4/1/2009 12:52:35 PM

duuuude and all this time I thought those spam emails were spam. but since they offered something for free, i guess they weren't!! gmail spam filter sucks!!!! why does it delete them?

[Edited on April 1, 2009 at 12:55 PM. Reason : s]

4/1/2009 12:55:26 PM

Quote :

"What is spam? Spam is flooding the Internet with many copies of the same message, in an attempt to force the message on people who would not otherwise choose to receive it. Most spam is commercial advertising, often for dubious products, get-rich-quick schemes, or quasi-legal services. Spam costs the sender very little to send -- most of the costs are paid for by the recipient or the carriers rather than by the sender. There are two main types of spam, and they have different effects on Internet users. Cancellable Usenet spam is a single message sent to 20 or more Usenet newsgroups. (Through long experience, Usenet users have found that any message posted to so many newsgroups is often not relevant to most or all of them.) Usenet spam is aimed at "lurkers", people who read newsgroups but rarely or never post and give their address away. Usenet spam robs users of the utility of the newsgroups by overwhelming them with a barrage of advertising or other irrelevant posts. Furthermore, Usenet spam subverts the ability of system administrators and owners to manage the topics they accept on their systems. Email spam targets individual users with direct mail messages. Email spam lists are often created by scanning Usenet postings, stealing Internet mailing lists, or searching the Web for addresses. Email spams typically cost users money out-of-pocket to receive. Many people - anyone with measured phone service - read or receive their mail while the meter is running, so to speak. Spam costs them additional money. On top of that, it costs money for ISPs and online services to transmit spam, and these costs are transmitted directly to subscribers. One particularly nasty variant of email spam is sending spam to mailing lists (public or private email discussion forums.) Because many mailing lists limit activity to their subscribers, spammers will use automated tools to subscribe to as many mailing lists as possible, so that they can grab the lists of addresses, or use the mailing list as a direct target for their attacks. "

4/1/2009 12:55:44 PM

4/1/2009 12:56:52 PM

You've got mail! It's not spam!

4/1/2009 12:57:05 PM

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"Spam is flooding the Internet with many copies of the same message"

4/1/2009 12:57:05 PM

yea... because its not like 50% of your posts mention that stupid ass chacha service and conveniently give us the number so we can txt it.... and its not like you work for them or get paid if that service gets used or anything

4/1/2009 12:58:35 PM

hey look, its Solinari going all Ronny on someone again.

4/1/2009 1:00:24 PM

I guess it was stupid for me to expect a message board that I have added content to for 8 years to support me in anything

4/1/2009 1:03:54 PM

you should have known better about tww
it's not your run-of-the-mill message board

4/1/2009 1:05:26 PM

yeah, but I figured I was likeable enough. I guess this place just changed. now that I am back to work maybe it's time to just quit for good

4/1/2009 1:13:15 PM

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"I figured I was likeable enough."

TWW is perpetually on its period...you may be liked today and pelted with flaming dog shit tomorrow...day 3 may find you gifted with a transvestite midget compliments of EMCE

4/1/2009 1:21:50 PM

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"How am I spamming if it is a free service?"

because you are potentially profiting from it?

4/1/2009 1:22:44 PM

i don't field those questions, they go to expeditors

4/1/2009 1:26:28 PM

you work pro bono?

4/1/2009 1:28:09 PM

djeternl

4/1/2009 1:28:55 PM

This reminds me of the commercials on TV. "Text LOVE to this number to find out who your true soul mate is!"

4/1/2009 2:23:51 PM

Bruce Lee killed Chuck Norris in The Way of the Dragon

4/1/2009 2:24:43 PM

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"yeah, but I figured I was likeable enough."

no one here is special unless you have tits
then thats not good enough most of the time

4/1/2009 4:08:38 PM

I was trying to roll that into an April Fools Day "I quit" kind of a thing, but I figured it wouldn't work so I just dropped it

trust me, I know not to expect positivity from this place

[Edited on April 1, 2009 at 4:27 PM. Reason : a]

4/1/2009 4:26:53 PM

lol considering you've quit like 2-3 times before probly not

4/1/2009 4:27:41 PM

I've only "quit" once

4/1/2009 5:04:52 PM

I don't see how being a regular user of this site gives you the right to start astroturfing your spam all over the message board.

4/1/2009 5:05:51 PM

I do

4/1/2009 5:06:51 PM

Quote :

"Spam is flooding the Internet with many copies of the same message"

message_topic.aspx?topic=559587&page=12#12780706
message_topic.aspx?topic=562641&page=1#12780700

buy an ad

[Edited on April 1, 2009 at 5:09 PM. Reason : s]

4/1/2009 5:09:16 PM

so mentioning it twice constitutes spamming?

and forget the fact that one of the threads I mentioned it in is DEVOTED to ChaCha

4/1/2009 5:12:07 PM

yea, cross posting the same commercial message in different threads IS spam. I don't give a shit how internet-popular you are, spam is spam.

4/1/2009 5:13:39 PM

Why don't you ask the people in that first thread if they are upset with my spamming. After all, they are all making money thanks to me posting that thread.

Last time I checked, the purpose of spam was to get people to spend money, not make it

[Edited on April 1, 2009 at 5:14 PM. Reason : a]

4/1/2009 5:14:33 PM

4/1/2009 5:18:59 PM

you trying to sell green carpet in this piece?

4/1/2009 5:20:46 PM

[Edited on April 1, 2009 at 5:21 PM. Reason : ]

4/1/2009 5:21:01 PM

you know if anybody here should be suspended, it would be Solinari for derailing a legitimate thread

4/1/2009 5:22:16 PM

I like it, personally.

4/1/2009 5:23:16 PM

its not a legitimate thread.


[Edited on April 1, 2009 at 5:27 PM. Reason : s]

4/1/2009 5:24:19 PM

legitimate thread in Chit Chat is an oxymoron

Quote :

"Chit Chat hang out, socialize, and just generally screw around! May be NSFW (without warning)."

[Edited on April 1, 2009 at 5:30 PM. Reason : a]

4/1/2009 5:28:33 PM

Quote :

"All you have to do is text PRJ (that stands for prank joke) to ChaCha. (242242). They've got more pranks than you have friends, so keep asking until you find one you like! And best of all, IT'S FREE!"

You didn't even write that, did you.... Your puppet master did. Like you would explain what PRJ meant or all-caps "IT'S FREE!"

[Edited on April 1, 2009 at 5:31 PM. Reason : s]

4/1/2009 5:30:44 PM

I changed a few words, give me some credit

and actually, I added the "And best of all, IT'S FREE" part

[Edited on April 1, 2009 at 5:32 PM. Reason : a]

4/1/2009 5:31:47 PM

people on TWW are notorious for getting their panties in a wad when someone just might make a profit on something

Solinari, stop being a doucher

4/1/2009 5:32:40 PM

I like how every sentence ends with a breathless "!".... nice going there, djeternal. don't jizz in ur chacha pants.

And best of all, IT'S FREE!


[Edited on April 1, 2009 at 5:37 PM. Reason : s]

4/1/2009 5:33:44 PM

ChaCha is paying for me and my girl's sushi dinner tonight. The jizz will come after we get home

4/1/2009 5:36:43 PM

"... keep asking until you find one you like!!!!11!~1! "

4/1/2009 5:39:32 PM

Quote :

"it's not your run-of-the-mill message board"

This is probably the truest thing I've read on this site.

4/3/2009 3:37:35 AM

i was thinking about super glueing quarters to the floor in front of the vending machines at work

didnt do it though

4/3/2009 3:47:20 AM

^ My bf did that to one of his coworkers last year. The coin is still stuck on her desk

4/3/2009 3:52:54 AM

only reason i didnt is cuz i didnt wanna wedge the quarters off the floor

4/3/2009 3:55:29 AM