4/1/2009 6:04:52 PM

and I guess his nose is in his crotch

4/1/2009 6:05:53 PM

piss out one nostril and cum out the other

4/1/2009 6:07:00 PM

I always thought we should have two uerethras

I hate when I have to piss when I'm jerking and the fluids get coagulated

should be seperate routes

4/1/2009 6:07:57 PM

if you squeeze the pisser tube, maybe you can get longer cumshots

like snot rockets

4/1/2009 6:10:26 PM

My goal in life is to have a big enough cumshot that its effected by the wind in some way before it reaches its target

So its like a golf shot where I have to aim three inches to the right of her face to account for the 25 mph gusts

4/1/2009 6:14:10 PM

now im curious as to whether semen is polar, be funny to shoot a load through an electromagnetic field to see if it bends to one direction

like combing your hair and sticking the comb beside a running faucet

4/1/2009 6:17:32 PM

it probably is..."like dissolves like" and water seems to dissolve semen pretty well

if semen were nonpolar and as difficult to wash off as butter or oil, life would be a whole lot messier

4/1/2009 6:20:06 PM

According to your story, Slave Famous passes you and starts walking up the ramp. Then you say you were struck on the right temple. The semen then proceeds to ricochet off the temple striking dweedle between the third and fourth rib. The spit then came off the rib turned and hit dweedle in the right wrist causing him to drop his Durham Bulls cap. The spit then splashed off the wrist, pauses --in mid air, mind you-- makes a left turn and lands on dweedle 's left thigh. That is one magic cumshot.

4/1/2009 6:24:26 PM

well is it spit or semen

or could it be both?

4/1/2009 6:27:57 PM

^^nice seinfeld reference.

[Edited on April 1, 2009 at 7:13 PM. Reason : k]

4/1/2009 7:13:37 PM

4/1/2009 8:08:09 PM

someone learned a new animal today

4/1/2009 9:07:18 PM

the tapir in the first picture is probably panting because it is too hot.

the second pic is of a malayan tapir, which is native to southeast asia. the other 3 extant species are native to central and south america!



this is the skeleton of a baird's tapir, which is the only one with a bony septum.

here's a fossil species.





the babies have to be among the cutest things on the planet.






[Edited on April 1, 2009 at 9:50 PM. Reason : ]

4/1/2009 9:50:08 PM

the babies are precious

4/1/2009 9:58:52 PM

cuteness hijack

4/1/2009 10:00:58 PM

omg the baby tapir... cute overload!

btw, tapirs have huge ass balls. i know because i took pics of them at a zoo. they were just... HUGE.

^ nah... baby tapir = 10 x cuter than your pic



[Edited on April 1, 2009 at 10:02 PM. Reason : ]

4/1/2009 10:01:26 PM

4/1/2009 10:07:45 PM

holy shit is that real?

1/3rd body length!

that's like us having 2 foot dicks!

4/1/2009 10:17:31 PM

^^ damn

4/1/2009 10:29:58 PM

baby tapir + redhead ftw

4/1/2009 11:30:35 PM

i bet they'd make some tasty pork chops

...er, tapir chops

4/2/2009 12:28:51 AM