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4/3/2009 2:46:42 PM

ahh, social studies

where 'Martin Luther King' is the correct answer on 80 percent of all tests

4/3/2009 2:48:13 PM

haha his social studies teacher is having sex with his mommy

4/3/2009 2:55:04 PM

lol at the ignorance.

4/3/2009 2:56:10 PM

Quote :

"I think your idea of putting cameras around the house is the best option. Now, since you can spy on the rest of the house from the master bedroom, you should start there. Put, like, 2 cameras in there, just to make sure you get good coverage. Then, you should make sure to screen the footage with your father so that he can explain if any hijinks are really going on."

4/3/2009 2:59:30 PM

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"i think it's pretty clear that mr. mccobb is a cyborg. the first thing you need to do is "hack" into the mainframe and see what you find... ...dave should be able to help you with that. if hacking doesn't work, i would just pour a glass of water (or juice) onto his main circuit board (also called a mother board). that should fry him and your problem will be solved."

Quote :

"unfortunately, since mr. mccobb is a cyborg, it either means your mom is: A) a scientist or B) also a cyborg. a good way to test this would be to hold a magnet up to your mom and see if it sticks. if it ends up sticking, it means your mom is also a robot, in which case i have no idea what to tell you. Source(s): books and a couple magazines."

4/3/2009 3:01:04 PM

Quote :

"A) He's having a relationship with one of your parents. B) He's having a relationship with both of your parents. C) He's wants to have a relationship with you. D) He just wants to rape you. E) He's secretly your father. F) He's you from the future. G) He's from the future and you're someone he's supposed to stop/warn/train/kill. H) You're the chosen one and he's your guardian or destroyer."

H is awesome

4/3/2009 3:03:10 PM

There are some real gems on that website.

Poor kid is gonna have a mess on his hands when his family falls apart.

4/3/2009 3:06:24 PM