First I lure monkeys into my apartment with bananas, then they fall through a trap door into my secret lair, where they undergo extensive...monkey torture.

4/4/2009 1:33:36 PM

i <3 bananas

4/4/2009 1:34:37 PM

they will find a way to steal your bananas and put YOU in the torture pit. I'm just saying.

4/4/2009 1:34:38 PM

No, no, it's psychological.

4/4/2009 1:35:50 PM

I liked psy 376 as well

4/4/2009 1:38:04 PM

Ah, well, I have this one monkey who's name is Bongo. And, uh, sometimes I'll pretend like he's dead. He'll be right there,and I'll say, uh, "Boy, I sure miss Bongo ever since he died." Then I'll pretend I can't see him. Another really good one is, uh, sometimes I'll pretend like I'm gonna set them free, I'll drive the car right up to the edge of the jungle and stop. Then I'll turn the car right back around, right back to my secret lair.

4/4/2009 1:38:40 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eM1-fl_Nu3o

4/4/2009 1:59:23 PM

I torture my monkey daily by spanking it.

4/4/2009 2:25:07 PM

Why didn't the state last longer? How long did it air?...2 years?

4/4/2009 2:28:44 PM

give them a dirty cat

they can't stand dirty cats

4/4/2009 3:50:30 PM

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4/4/2009 5:55:45 PM

bttt, for the joy

4/5/2009 12:29:44 PM