Have fun averaging 3 points, 2 rebounds and 8 minutes for the next 10 years



















GG on tonight tho

4/6/2009 11:51:35 PM

can i get a dollar

ill give you 71 in return

4/6/2009 11:51:58 PM

he'll prob do better than hodge :/

[Edited on April 6, 2009 at 11:53 PM. Reason : ..]

4/6/2009 11:52:57 PM

Dude tried so hard this tournament to prove he was athletic enough to dunk over people and hit the mid range J...and failed pretty hard. Ellington did a pretty good job at showing off, though

4/6/2009 11:53:58 PM

maybe he can get shot too


yea its wrong i dont care

4/6/2009 11:54:03 PM

I hope he gets shot like Hodge

4/6/2009 11:54:36 PM

Quote :

"Have fun averaging 3 points, 2 rebounds and 8 minutes for the next 10 years "

I'd take those points and minutes to be a millionaire any day.

4/6/2009 11:55:10 PM

i hope hope hope he goes to a team with a lot of bad influences like the clippers or knicks

and gets covered in tats by the 3rd month of the season

4/6/2009 11:55:39 PM

im holdin out for a motorcycle into a telephone pole incident

4/6/2009 11:57:08 PM

^^That would be hilarious.

4/6/2009 11:58:58 PM

he'll be lucky to have a career like Big Jake


i think he'll be more like a Serge Zwikker

4/7/2009 12:01:51 AM

Nope, he'll be like Greg Ostertag--just there in the pros but making little impact

[Edited on April 7, 2009 at 12:13 AM. Reason : more specific]

4/7/2009 12:08:56 AM

Except that Ostertag was 7'2" and led the league in blocks a few times.

I can't wait to see Hansbrough play defense in the NBA.

4/7/2009 12:11:27 AM

Pretty sure you're thinking of Mark Eaton who led the league in blocks

Ostertag only led in Goonies flashbacks

4/7/2009 12:12:13 AM

Quote :

"hey jealousyyyy"

4/7/2009 12:12:24 AM

You're right, Ostertag was top 10 twice but led in block percentage a few times

4/7/2009 12:13:26 AM

looks like his nose was drawn with some parallel bezier lines

4/7/2009 12:14:25 AM

Mutumbo Dong Slip Pics!!

4/7/2009 12:15:20 AM

shoudln't it be "dick" slip pics

as in dickembe

4/7/2009 4:08:28 PM

Colin Cowherd said he would do a show in his underwear if Hansbrough ever had 20 or more points in an NBA game

I think its safe to say he won't be doing any shows in his underwear

4/7/2009 4:10:31 PM

Mutumbo Dong Slip Pics had me lollin in class

4/7/2009 4:10:51 PM

Bryant Reeves

4/7/2009 4:20:02 PM

The thing with all these white stiffs you're mentioning - they could block a shot

Hansborough averaged half a block a game over 4 years

That crushes his value

4/7/2009 4:22:42 PM

one thing he has going for him, they don't call travels in the NBA

4/7/2009 4:39:55 PM

Quote :

"The thing with all these white stiffs you're mentioning - they could block a shot"

They were seven footers. Hansbrough is 6'8" maybe 6'9".

4/7/2009 4:46:54 PM

hahaha Voskuhl, I forgot all about him

I need to flip thru some of my old basketball cards and have a few "ooooh yeah, that guy" moments

4/7/2009 4:48:07 PM

^^no shit

name the last american white big guy who couldn't block shots or shot 3's who didn't suck complete and total cock in the nba

4/7/2009 4:49:07 PM

Jason Kidd?

4/7/2009 5:36:54 PM

My bad, you said big guy..........ummmmmmmmmm........Bill Walton?

4/7/2009 5:37:16 PM

Eric Montross!

4/7/2009 7:46:21 PM

walton also has a few inches on hansblow

he's going to suck donkey cock in the nba

4/7/2009 8:16:34 PM