I heard in some countries you could legally beat her for shit like this!!!!!

4/10/2009 12:04:12 AM

sudo make me a sandwich

4/10/2009 12:07:42 AM

she doesn't like your bbstorm

4/10/2009 12:09:12 AM

Request something else that is very similar but not quite a sandwich.

4/10/2009 12:11:46 AM

4/14/2009 12:45:32 AM

she still hasn't made you that sandwich?

4/14/2009 12:46:54 AM

no and i am fucking pissed

4/14/2009 12:49:20 AM

how about asking for a panini...like what Spontaneous said...its a sandwich, only better.

4/14/2009 12:50:31 AM

OR A HOAGIE LOL

4/14/2009 12:51:42 AM

Don't give her the five dollah foot long

4/14/2009 12:52:46 AM

oooo! or you can ask her to make a choice between giving you a bj or making you a sandwich/panini/hoagie...

in the end, you'd win no matter what she chose.

4/14/2009 12:54:20 AM

how about you make the sammich while she gives you a bj? win win?

4/14/2009 12:55:10 AM

funny story (kinda):

guy lived across the hall form me last year. he had hooked up with a girl earlier in the month, and one night he IMs her and says "bj?"....that's it.

she responds that she'll be right there and when she arrives she slaps him and walks away.


i lol'd

4/14/2009 1:01:09 AM

^
that's awesome

4/14/2009 1:01:46 AM

yeah that is pretty awesome...i wish i woulda lived on campus my freshman year for the first semester...would have met a lot more women thats fo sho

4/14/2009 1:02:33 AM

^^^ ahaha! i should do that to my ex next time he asks

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4/14/2009 1:02:38 AM

woah, how do you get screenshots like that from your blackberry?

4/14/2009 1:05:27 AM

1) send her a link to this thread
2) ...
3) profit???

4/14/2009 1:07:14 AM

Quote :

"woah, how do you get screenshots like that from your blackberry?"

http://www.blackberryforums.com/rim-software/140839-free-blackberry-screenshot-application.html

Google: your best friend.

4/14/2009 1:07:22 AM

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"guy lived across the hall form me last year. he had hooked up with a girl earlier in the month, and one night he IMs her and says "bj?"....that's it. she responds that she'll be right there and when she arrives she slaps him and walks away. i lol'd"

I bwnd a girl a few years back. She always had a thing for me and clearly wanted to date even though she randomly showed up at my place for sex after leaving a bar one night (I think it was a spitefuck thing because I'd beat up her ex-bf).

Anyways a few months after not talking to her again I was hungover on a Sunday and sent her a text asking if she was down with booty calls.

She shot a text back saying "James, I'm better than that."

I shot one back that said "No you aren't."

And that was that. Bridge burned.

4/14/2009 1:08:51 AM

lol, nice

4/14/2009 1:09:46 AM

Quote :

"I shot one back that said "No you aren't.""

I lol'd.

4/14/2009 1:10:13 AM

UNC dance team girl too.

Really hot, but she had a weird grandma smell that I didn't understand.

4/14/2009 1:13:54 AM

Quote :

"weird grandma smell that I didn't understand."

Dealbreaker

4/14/2009 1:14:45 AM

Quote :

"UNC "

Dealbreaker

4/14/2009 1:24:38 AM

Quote :

"girl"

women only plz

4/14/2009 1:25:10 AM

^ make sure theyre brunettes, ftw

4/14/2009 1:34:54 AM

and they have to have hair at least down to their shoulders

4/14/2009 1:36:15 AM

Quote :

"I shot one back that said "No you aren't." And that was that. Bridge burned."

♥

4/14/2009 1:40:35 AM