http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/europe/04/11/polar.bear.attack/index.html

Quote :

" BERLIN, Germany (CNN) -- A polar bear attacked a woman at Berlin Zoo Friday afternoon after she climbed a fence and jumped into its habitat during feeding time, police said Saturday. The bear attacks the woman during feeding time at the zoo. One adult polar bit her several times after she plunged into the moat, police said. Zoo workers tossed rescue rings toward the woman to hoist her out and distract polar bears swimming nearby, said Goerg Gebhard, a Berlin police officer. "They saved her life," Gebhard told CNN. The woman was severely injured and was being treated at a hospital, police said. It's unclear why the woman entered the bear habitat, but police issued her a citation for trespassing. "

4/12/2009 12:10:39 AM

very serious

4/12/2009 12:11:53 AM

Haha someone needs to take that picture and put nom nom nom under it.

4/12/2009 12:12:29 AM

oh look, bears!

4/12/2009 12:12:39 AM

I IMMEDIATELY REGRET THIS DECISION



[Edited on April 12, 2009 at 12:19 AM. Reason : ]

4/12/2009 12:13:54 AM

she aint real

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4/12/2009 12:14:26 AM

lulz

4/12/2009 12:14:57 AM

do you have to die to get a Darwin award?

if not she is an honorable mention

4/12/2009 12:15:25 AM

Somebody caption this trainwreck of events







[Edited on April 12, 2009 at 1:10 AM. Reason : pics]

4/12/2009 12:55:01 AM

4/12/2009 12:56:09 AM

why can't we let Darwinism take its course.

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4/12/2009 12:57:19 AM

that last pic is priceless

4/12/2009 2:14:59 AM

so is she actually retarded, or just a 'tard of the unofficial variety?

4/12/2009 2:18:55 AM

Quote :

"police issued her a citation for trespassing."

They ought to throw her back and let the polar bears finish the job.

4/12/2009 8:52:26 AM

they should've taken their time rescuing her

4/12/2009 8:53:25 AM

She would have been ok if she had brought them Coca-Cola. Everyone knows polar bears drink Coca-Cola!

4/12/2009 8:55:19 AM

i like how in the photos it appears she swam towards the bear so it could bite her

4/12/2009 8:55:43 AM

She looks like a seal to me too.

4/12/2009 8:56:43 AM

she looks like one of those stupid hippies that thinks that humans are the only violent thing on this earth

4/12/2009 8:57:31 AM

Quote :

"She looks like a seal to me too."

bingo

4/12/2009 8:57:42 AM

haha, why in the fuck did anyone rescue that woman. PLEASE get that whale-seal out of our gene pool

4/12/2009 9:11:00 AM

why don't you do us all a favor and follow your own advice



[Edited on April 12, 2009 at 9:12 AM. Reason : i kid, i keed! lol]

4/12/2009 9:11:30 AM

what a dumbass

4/12/2009 9:12:02 AM

LOWER, LOWER. OH YEA. RIGHT THERE.

4/12/2009 9:13:07 AM

what the fuck is wrong with her? seriously, other seals know better than to rescue the retarded seal that swims towards the bear. it's like humans intentionally piss in the gene pool sometimes.

4/12/2009 9:15:29 AM

does anyone have video of this? all I can find is this (which is still hilarious since they drop her fat ass halfway up the wall)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHHIl2LkxRY

4/12/2009 9:20:22 AM

If I heard they were thinking of euthanizing these bears after this, I might actually take up a cause.

4/12/2009 9:30:44 AM

^^ There's a video in the CNN article. It doesn't show the actual attack, but it does show one of the bears trying to pull her back into the water.

4/12/2009 9:40:04 AM

ya can't fix stupid

4/12/2009 10:20:45 AM

what an idiot

4/12/2009 10:22:54 AM

this is both sad and funny at the same time.

4/12/2009 10:23:05 AM

simpsons did it

4/12/2009 10:25:28 AM

4/12/2009 10:35:59 AM

I'm fun loving and wild. Look what zany thing I did this time.


Oh hey polar bear. Don't be afraid. I won't hurt you.




[Edited on April 12, 2009 at 10:52 AM. Reason : l]

4/12/2009 10:52:01 AM

hahahahahah that is major lulz

4/12/2009 10:56:40 AM

When you guys see an overweight person doing something stupid on foreign news do you go "Plz don't be American, Plz don't be American, Plz don't be American" too?

4/12/2009 11:01:18 AM

I'm sure she was a tourist. Everyone knows that only Americans are fat.

4/12/2009 11:03:03 AM

Quote :

" Zoo keepers saved the life of a German woman who jumped into a polar bear enclosure at Berlin Zoo by pushing away of one of the animals when it attacked her. "

From the UK Telegraph. AMERICA, FUCK YEAH

4/12/2009 11:10:32 AM

What, was she hot and wanted to cool off or something? How did this seem like a good idea? And why is she surprised that the bear biting her hurts?

4/12/2009 12:00:25 PM

that's a big boob

4/12/2009 12:27:25 PM

^ agreed

and yet so dumb

4/12/2009 12:31:09 PM

maybe she thought they'd give her a coke.

4/12/2009 12:33:38 PM

4/12/2009 12:39:31 PM

I'm gonna go with

AT FIRST I WAS LIKE


THEN I WAS LIKE

4/12/2009 12:40:32 PM

she's probably drunk

4/12/2009 12:47:26 PM

kissed eated by a rose bear

4/12/2009 12:54:48 PM

loooooooooooooool when the bear bites her ass to get her back in the pool

4/12/2009 1:08:44 PM

Coppertone marketing stunt exposed?!?!?!

4/12/2009 1:39:56 PM

4/12/2009 1:52:45 PM

I'd hit it.

4/12/2009 1:58:21 PM