http://www.mosnews.com/society/2009/04/14/1013/

A young hairdresser in Kaluga, Central Russia, locked a robber who tried to steal her money in the basement of the beauty salon. After that, she has brutally raped her hostage for three days. A court in Kaluga has filed criminal charges against both of them, the Russian website Newsru.com reports.

The robber, who has not been named, burst into the salon armed with shotgun at about 17.00 on March 14. He demanded money. There were two hairdressers and one client in the salon at the time. One of hairdressers, who was studying judo and taekwondo, disabled the robber with a smashing body blow. Then she carried the unlucky robber to the basement and bound him with a hairdryer cord.

The hairdresser told her scared colleague and the client that she would call the police. But she did not. After work, instead of calling the police, she made her hostage undress. The perverted hairdresser forced the hostage to take several Viagra tablets. She chained the unfortunate robber with pink furry wristbands and painfully raped him for the next three days.

After his release, the exhausted robber filed charges against the perverted woman. The frenulum of his penis was torn as a consequence of rape session.

“That’s ridiculous. We had sex just a couple times. I brought him brand new jeans. I fed him every day and gave him one thousand rubles ($25) before his release,” the hairdresser said.

In response, she filed charges against the robber.

The robber admitted that the hairdresser really did feed him royally.

“I actually don’t know what will happen to them. But it’s a pity that they could not meet in the cell. They would be a great couple,” one of the police officers said.

4/16/2009 7:21:38 AM

wow

4/16/2009 7:26:05 AM

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"The frenulum of his penis was torn as a consequence of rape session."

4/16/2009 7:26:22 AM

In Soviet Russia blah blah blah

4/16/2009 7:28:02 AM

i can just see them telling this story at their wedding

4/16/2009 7:34:47 AM

Quick summary : Broke dick Russian was not satisfied with his haircut

4/16/2009 7:34:57 AM

4/16/2009 7:37:14 AM

interesting little story there....

4/16/2009 7:39:12 AM

You might even call it HAIRLARIOUS

4/16/2009 7:40:32 AM

sounds like an innoccent game of role playing went to the next level. MF'ING SAFE WORD DAMN IT

4/16/2009 7:45:21 AM

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" SMASHING BODY BLOW"

4/16/2009 8:00:06 AM

In Russia, robbery victims rape you.

4/16/2009 8:17:30 AM

4/16/2009 8:22:33 AM

I've dated a few hairdressers, they are a very nutty bunch.

4/16/2009 8:34:39 AM

snu snu?

4/16/2009 8:48:53 AM

all i heard in my head

BODY

BLOW

BODY

BLOW

BODY

BLOW

4/16/2009 9:16:11 AM

The best bits:

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"One of hairdressers, who was studying judo and taekwondo, disabled the robber with a smashing body blow."

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"The perverted hairdresser forced the hostage to take several Viagra tablets."

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"She chained the unfortunate robber with pink furry wristbands and painfully raped him for the next three days."

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"The frenulum of his penis was torn as a consequence of rape session."

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"“That’s ridiculous. We had sex just a couple times. I brought him brand new jeans. I fed him every day and gave him one thousand rubles ($25) before his release,”"

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"“But it’s a pity that they could not meet in the cell. They would be a great couple,” one of the police officers said."

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"SMASHING BODY BLOW"

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"PINK FURRY WRISTBANDS"

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"PAINFULLY RAPED HIM"

4/16/2009 10:35:00 AM

That frenulum thing is just bullshit. That basically just means he got rubbed a little too raw. I've actually had that happen and its no big deal.

I mean, think about it. She fed him, didn't make him work, and had sex with him multiple times for a period of three days. That rendezvous is notably better than even my most fruitful of relationships.

he should be so lucky.

4/16/2009 10:42:41 AM

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"The frenulum of his penis was torn as a consequence of rape session."

the only wrong part about it...

4/16/2009 10:46:46 AM

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"BE SO LUCKY"

4/16/2009 10:47:03 AM

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"You might even call it HAIRLARIOUS "

I lolled. I don't know why...but I lolled

4/16/2009 10:54:34 AM

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"BOUGHT HIM JEANS"

4/16/2009 10:54:35 AM

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"That frenulum thing is just bullshit. That basically just means he got rubbed a little too raw. I've actually had that happen and its no big deal."

yeah...sounds like she just wasn't wet enough or didn't bother to use lube...















































BITCH.

4/16/2009 10:54:51 AM

she must be really unattractive.

otherwise he wouldn't have said a word.

4/16/2009 10:56:20 AM

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"HOT AS FUCK"

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"LOOKIT MY NEW JEANS"

[Edited on April 16, 2009 at 10:57 AM. Reason : .]

4/16/2009 10:57:24 AM

Ref. to above, it's so funny.

4/17/2009 7:32:45 AM

4/17/2009 4:58:49 PM

what's that foreskin stuff?

4/17/2009 5:00:41 PM

after looking at that pic and learning what a frenulum is, i can say...

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"That frenulum thing is just bullshit. That basically just means he got rubbed a little too raw. I've actually had that happen and its no big deal."

4/17/2009 5:01:09 PM

Perhaps you guys misread it.

It didn't say rubbed raw, it said tore

Also, this happened in Russia, so chances are he has foreskin. I'm no expert, but it could be a different ballgame. (i.e. more sensitive, more to tear, etc.)

4/17/2009 5:07:24 PM

lol meatus

OH YEAH GIRL I'M GONNA BUST ALL OVER YOU FROM MY MEATUS

4/17/2009 5:10:47 PM

FUCKING SWEET ASS AWESOME FUCKING SHIT

until

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"The frenulum of his penis was torn as a consequence of rape session."

4/17/2009 6:23:07 PM

or she took it in the ass

4/17/2009 6:31:11 PM

OH HELL YES

4/17/2009 6:31:27 PM

just imagine if she had the runs

4/17/2009 6:32:03 PM

lube?

4/17/2009 6:32:27 PM

yeah

4/17/2009 6:32:50 PM

k

4/17/2009 6:33:10 PM

kkk?

4/17/2009 6:33:35 PM

shh!

4/17/2009 6:34:10 PM

it would be logical to think she was ugly... but doesn't look ugly here:



i guess she was just a psycho perv. and i wouldn't mind being 'rapped' by her for 3 days straight!

haha, see the URL of the pic

btw, she just had a yellow belt (acc. to other thread), and it is bullshit that she was able to 'disable' him with a "smashing body blow" and then fucking CARRY him downstairs.

WTF???

is she some kind of amazon woman???

4/17/2009 7:02:18 PM

mytwocents exposed?

4/17/2009 7:03:44 PM

forgot to say:

that robber should hand in his man card.

4/17/2009 7:04:46 PM

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"FACT Yes, I slightly wet the bed ~7 years ago because I dreamt I was peeing and the mind made it real (and it didn't help that I had a very full bladder), not because I have weak bladder control; my PC muscles are actually very strong, and I quickly stopped the flow after a second or less."

-0ep3yearold

4/18/2009 1:46:02 AM

she should be given a medal, lol

4/18/2009 1:57:18 AM