4/17/2009 4:23:37 PM

haha

4/17/2009 4:25:27 PM

lol

4/17/2009 4:26:36 PM

haha

4/17/2009 4:41:35 PM

lol

4/17/2009 4:41:48 PM

4/17/2009 4:41:53 PM

ahahah Shaq is fucking awesome

4/17/2009 4:49:10 PM

Quote :

"you spell like a kid btw"

4/17/2009 4:49:23 PM

I fucking love Shaq.

4/17/2009 5:06:48 PM

HEY KOBE..........TELL ME HOW MY ASS TASTE

4/17/2009 5:08:06 PM

oprah nigga tell me how my ass taste

[Edited on April 17, 2009 at 5:08 PM. Reason : ^just beat me to it]

4/17/2009 5:08:15 PM

lol...I love his tweets. He is funny always.

4/17/2009 5:08:52 PM

HEY OPRAH, TELL ME HOW MY ASS TASTE!

4/17/2009 5:11:07 PM

GG, Mon!

4/17/2009 5:11:51 PM

twitter is for twatters

4/17/2009 6:22:29 PM

Twitter is for twits.

4/17/2009 6:26:58 PM

how did you get that many Q's?

4/17/2009 6:27:42 PM

wut?

4/17/2009 6:28:06 PM

^^ don't worry about it

4/17/2009 7:31:23 PM

Twitter is for twinks

4/17/2009 7:32:38 PM

I had a friend who went to LSU and knew some dude who had Shaq in his history class

the professor mentioned the Parthenon, and Shaq said, in all seriousness, "The Parthenon? I thought that was a nightclub!"

4/17/2009 7:47:40 PM

im willing to bet alot of people had shaq in their class

4/17/2009 7:50:22 PM

I wouldn't take that bet

4/17/2009 7:51:04 PM

well lemme rephrase

"enrollment" should be specified lol

4/17/2009 7:54:06 PM

Shaq Shaq Shaq fantastic

4/20/2009 2:22:45 AM