I'm gonna be a TWW mommy!

We're expecting late December or early January. I've got a doctor visit on Thursday that should help clear things up as far as dates go...

4/17/2009 7:16:28 PM

rape baby

4/17/2009 7:17:12 PM

Are you gonna give birth to scorpions?

P.S. Either way, congrats



[Edited on April 17, 2009 at 7:18 PM. Reason : ]

4/17/2009 7:18:06 PM

holy cow lauren's preggers?!

4/17/2009 7:18:38 PM

make sure you stay in the home and let your husband pay the bills


a woman's work is within the confines of the home.

raise your child right, and blessed be your household

4/17/2009 7:19:44 PM

Nah, real human baby. The product of consensual sex within a legal marriage.

4/17/2009 7:19:54 PM

hrmmm typically most people don't announce pregnancies this early due to the decent amount of miscarriages in the first trimester

just ask kiwi

4/17/2009 7:20:19 PM

ouch

4/17/2009 7:20:42 PM

I did. I knew I was pregnant like at 3 weeks and told everyone.

4/17/2009 7:21:10 PM

man

[Edited on April 17, 2009 at 7:22 PM. Reason : f]

4/17/2009 7:21:39 PM

I'm well aware of the risk of miscarriage. But keeping a pregnancy a secret isn't going to stop it from happening, and I'd be dealing with the same result whether others knew or not.

Besides, I'm really bad at secrets.

4/17/2009 7:22:29 PM

congrats!

4/17/2009 7:22:40 PM

i guess if u didnt tell anyone you could just toss it


and not have to spend money on givin it a memorial

[Edited on April 17, 2009 at 7:23 PM. Reason : d]

4/17/2009 7:22:57 PM

LEMME GET JEKYLL

4/17/2009 7:22:59 PM

yay!

4/17/2009 7:23:30 PM

im glad you're married. congrats

4/17/2009 7:23:38 PM

w00t!!!! CONGRATS!

4/17/2009 7:29:08 PM

y'all make me feel old

4/17/2009 7:53:56 PM

congrats lauren

Quote :

"expecting late December or early January"

just remember...2009 taxes

4/17/2009 8:26:20 PM

congrats

4/17/2009 8:29:00 PM

See, now we are definitely going to have to start having TWW playdates.

4/17/2009 8:29:55 PM

Congrats!

4/17/2009 9:18:56 PM

hahaha at the TWW playdates.

4/17/2009 9:22:11 PM

congratulations!

4/17/2009 9:22:34 PM

congrats!

you should name your child EMCE

or, if circumstances are so, name your child EMCEA

4/17/2009 9:25:00 PM

congrats!

you should name your child Joie

or, if circumstances are so, name your child Joey






but seriously YAY!!!!

4/17/2009 9:27:13 PM

congrats!

4/17/2009 9:30:31 PM

congrabulations!

4/17/2009 9:31:40 PM

I call dibs on teh placenta

4/17/2009 9:50:26 PM

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"TWW playdates."

I HATE THAT WORD

4/17/2009 10:29:23 PM

BigHit's posts are 10/10 here

4/17/2009 10:31:17 PM

4/18/2009 1:45:45 AM

congrats kitty b

4/18/2009 1:49:31 AM

this is how i find out?

that's horseshit, ma'am. horseshit.

4/18/2009 3:09:27 AM

NAME IT JEREMY GIBRALTER

I'm Big Business and i approved this message.

4/18/2009 3:10:00 AM

^^you the dad?

[Edited on April 18, 2009 at 3:10 AM. Reason : carrotses]

4/18/2009 3:10:21 AM

NOBODY CARES

4/18/2009 3:12:02 AM

haha, i thought about that as soon as i posted that.

No, i am not the father. I am just very close friends with both Lauren and MJ (the dad).

4/18/2009 3:12:12 AM

^ Mr Jeremy?

I'm Big Business and i approved this message.

4/18/2009 3:13:03 AM

Lauren and MJ

...omg, is this Michael Jordan's son....cause if it is GTFO, I'm not a fan

4/18/2009 3:13:33 AM

Congrats, Lauren & MJ!!

4/18/2009 8:52:58 AM

Quote :

"this is how i find out? that's horseshit, ma'am. horseshit."

this is an effective (though sometimes slow) way of getting information to the "harder to reach" friends.

[Edited on April 18, 2009 at 8:59 AM. Reason : ]

4/18/2009 8:57:13 AM

yay congrats

4/18/2009 8:58:19 AM

congrats!!

keep your work away from your baby....i hate spideys!!

4/18/2009 9:09:04 AM

tww is starting ot make me feel old by association.

just kidding, congratulations.

4/18/2009 9:37:38 AM

grats

Quote :

"im glad you're married. congrats"

lol i love reading tww reminds me that peckerwoods like this exist

4/18/2009 9:51:27 AM

congrats

4/18/2009 10:57:51 AM

congrats!

so's this gonna be spiderbaby?

4/18/2009 11:00:52 AM

Spiderbaby spiderbaby goes wherever a spider can maybe.

4/18/2009 11:03:26 AM

set em up

congrats

4/18/2009 11:03:50 AM