i have officially given up my man-card

4/18/2009 1:48:13 AM

loser

4/18/2009 1:49:01 AM

I want a teddy bear!

4/18/2009 1:49:16 AM

girls love teddy bears. If you bought her some diamonds so she doesn't bitch you out you loose the man card. If you get her a teddy bear and that makes her all happy, which leads to her being horny, I don't see a problem with that.

4/18/2009 2:05:42 AM

bitches LOVE teddy bears

4/18/2009 2:14:50 AM

RD BACK FROM THE BARS?

4/18/2009 2:15:28 AM

you poor?

4/18/2009 2:15:47 AM

yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

4/18/2009 2:18:09 AM

so sorry

4/18/2009 2:18:42 AM

Treat girls like 7up

I'm Big Business and i approved this message.

4/18/2009 2:29:54 AM

I want a girlfriend!

4/18/2009 2:35:14 AM

Have you left your computer tonight groundbeef?

4/18/2009 2:38:48 AM

negative

4/18/2009 2:41:40 AM

Sorry, If I would have known (and had an amazing amount of power) you could have came into containment at Harris tonight. We are shut down for the outage.

4/18/2009 2:43:53 AM

i hope it was a vermont teddy bear. otherwise, you are just lame.

4/18/2009 4:51:41 AM

that is the way to go

4/18/2009 5:10:32 AM

I have a stuffed moose from Maine.
Teddy bears are overrated.

4/18/2009 8:53:30 AM

^

4/18/2009 8:55:17 AM

Quote :

"i have officially given up my man-card "

and exchanged it for a pedo card.

seriously what sort of grown woman wants a damn teddy bear? a lame one that's who.

4/18/2009 8:55:50 AM

aaronburro only made this thread to let everyone know that he finally got a girl friend

4/18/2009 11:21:00 AM

Did you trim the bushes?

4/18/2009 11:22:09 AM

FYI, girls DON'T love teddy bears.


It's lame anytime after she turns 13.

4/18/2009 11:24:15 AM

Is your girlfriend 16?

4/18/2009 11:24:49 AM

What if the teddy bear doubles as a vibrator?

4/18/2009 11:27:34 AM

Was it a Vermont Teddy Bear? Isn't that a really big deal when a guy gives a girl one of those?

4/18/2009 12:14:31 PM

As long as you don;t shave your junk, you can still keep your man card.

4/18/2009 12:22:03 PM

^^ yah but only because they're like 70 dollars. i have a vermont teddy bear. and it isn't from a boy. it is from my parents and we got it at the vermont teddy bear factory when i was like 7. and it doesn't have an outfit or anything cool on. just a ribbon on its neck. pretty much the bottom of the barrel as far as vermont teddy bears go.

4/18/2009 1:38:15 PM

^^ Why are those things so ridiculously expensive? I don't understand

4/18/2009 1:40:13 PM

^ They've suckered people into thinking they should be that expensive?

4/18/2009 9:54:24 PM

as a child I would have never ever have been caught dead with a stuffed animal. After my senior year of college, I could not sleep with out my Mr. Tiger, that was given to me by my best friend after a really traumatic experience.
Now I need Mr. Tiger or Mr. Moose to sleep. yeah messed up shit.

4/18/2009 11:25:21 PM

lol I can't sleep without my tiger Sasha. I have a lion named Henry who is her mate but he's a lil big to sleep with.

4/18/2009 11:29:32 PM

bust that pussy open.

4/18/2009 11:31:09 PM

^^! I totally had a tiger named sasha. But she was a white tiger

4/18/2009 11:43:59 PM

note to self:

commit suicide, and be reincarnated as a stuffed animal*




















*with a dong

4/18/2009 11:47:05 PM

lol

4/18/2009 11:51:47 PM