is a VERY good feeling!

4/18/2009 5:14:46 PM

but you're still a douchebag!

4/18/2009 5:15:32 PM

overrated

4/18/2009 5:15:38 PM

4/18/2009 5:15:41 PM

pics or it didn't happen

and we're gonna need pics of all the lawns for comparison

we will be the judge of this, you're biased

4/18/2009 5:16:15 PM

i watched the next door neighbor scramble to mow, water and fertilize today


he has lawn envy

4/18/2009 5:17:59 PM

so the grass isn't greener on the other side of the fence.........this changes everything

4/18/2009 5:20:55 PM

boat envy is where it's at

4/18/2009 5:20:59 PM

This aint england

stop dat run off pollution

I'm Big Business and i approved this message.

4/18/2009 5:24:12 PM

would I like my lawn to look better? sure.

Am I going to spend the time and money to do it? not a chance in hell.

4/18/2009 5:27:13 PM

If you can pull it off without using municipal water and without using excessive amounts of chemicals, sure.

4/18/2009 5:36:55 PM

I've only fertilized once this year and we never water. My lawn is awesome this year. It's all fescue too. The cool rainy spring has definitely helped it grow.

4/18/2009 5:40:19 PM

... is not important

4/18/2009 5:43:15 PM

the previous owner of this house invested in great sod

it looks like the intermediate cut at Pinehurst right now

4/18/2009 5:43:30 PM

I dont have the best but I am catching up. Ive only been in this house a year so I'm way behind my neighbors. Especially the folks that sodded their whole front yard with tall fescue and their SIL owns a landscaping business. But I've also hired him to do my yard. And since he's weed/feed the yard looks a lot better. Plus this one out of place pine I had cut down last summer really makes a difference with the sun the front yard gets.

4/18/2009 5:43:56 PM

4/18/2009 5:44:07 PM

hahahaha
you find redheads unattractive
think tan > pale
and care about having the "best" lawn

I though douchebags like you were too good for the internet where there are no gates.

What stillfucksha said, and

Quote :

"would I like my lawn to look better? sure. Am I going to spend the time and money to do it? not a chance in hell."

I dunno...we might lay down some seed, just because it looks THAT bad. But any significant time or resources? Hell no. There are better things to do and be proud of.

[Edited on April 18, 2009 at 5:46 PM. Reason : s]

4/18/2009 5:45:56 PM

^so tuff

4/18/2009 5:47:15 PM

i like being outside
i enjoy physical labor
the fruits of those two is a nice lawn

and if that makes me a douche, then guilty as charged

4/18/2009 5:51:47 PM

lol, that does not make you a douche....to each their own

4/18/2009 5:52:57 PM

epic bromance in this thread.

4/18/2009 5:55:08 PM

4/18/2009 5:56:21 PM

Quote :

"and if that makes me a douche, then guilty as charged"

its not just that, there are MANY reasons you are a douche

4/18/2009 6:02:11 PM

man, my house is the red-headed stepchild of my neighborhood. i just spent 4 hours working in the yard and it still looks like beavis and butthead live here. :/

4/18/2009 6:03:01 PM

Ahahahah holy shit

how fucking banal and uninteresting does your life have to be to take pride in your lawn

4/18/2009 6:03:27 PM

i get half off of my rent for making sure the lawn is kept up and taking care of the house

that's why i care

plus it's nice to sit outside and spy on people

4/18/2009 6:05:05 PM

4/18/2009 6:06:04 PM

i don't see anything wrong with taking pride in having a nice yard. i would like to have a nice looking lawn, but i just don't care enough to put forth the effort it requires. i'll do the basic stuff, but fertilizing and such is pretty much out of the question.

4/18/2009 6:06:58 PM

Quote :

"having the nicest looking lawn in the neighborhood"

is very overrated. I plan to do the minimum amount of yard work possible to keep it looking reasonable when I get a house. I mean I don't want it looking like no one has lived there in 20 years but on the other end of the spectrum there is money and time involved in something too trivial.

And I say trivial because it personally provides me with no satisfaction, but if it does for you then by all means enjoy your nice lawn.

Different strokes I suppose.

[Edited on April 18, 2009 at 6:09 PM. Reason : ]

4/18/2009 6:08:21 PM

you realize spreading Turf Builder and setting up a sprinkler takes a grand total of 20 minutes, right?

4/18/2009 6:08:41 PM

Then why take excessive pride in it?

4/18/2009 6:09:33 PM

^^yep. then you have to turn the sprinklers on every day and ...

i do the minimum. i'm a lawn bum. and frankly, it's not that important to me.

[Edited on April 18, 2009 at 6:11 PM. Reason : ^ lol]

4/18/2009 6:10:48 PM

20 minutes i could spend singing or fucking

4/18/2009 6:11:05 PM

seriously who gives a shit about ncstatetke's neanderthal dickwaving

take this shit to live journal

4/18/2009 6:11:29 PM

why do people spend time washing their car?

4/18/2009 6:11:50 PM

difference between washing your car and agonizing over it like a vain, prissy frat boy

4/18/2009 6:12:14 PM

i hate made beds

4/18/2009 6:12:23 PM

^I'll second that

4/18/2009 6:13:06 PM

Quote :

"why do people spend time washing their car?"

i don't do that, either

4/18/2009 6:13:23 PM

not only am i going to make my bed but i'm pimpin dat BIATCH it's gonna be the best in the neigborhood HEH

4/18/2009 6:13:25 PM

damn, i hate getting trolled

i better go lay in the hammock and collect my thoughts

4/18/2009 6:13:45 PM

doesn't look like there's much to collect

should just spend your time combing your grass

4/18/2009 6:14:37 PM

tuff guys ITT

4/18/2009 6:15:15 PM

you're going to lay around in a hammock when there's blade angle consistency to measure!?

4/18/2009 6:17:37 PM

rawr rawr

tww, serious stuff

4/18/2009 6:19:54 PM

you're only allowed to start with me when you can see the floor of your bedroom

4/18/2009 6:21:21 PM

i used to walk past this old lady's yard all the time to and from school

she used to trim the edge between the sidewalk and the yard with SCISSORS

it was hardcore

4/18/2009 6:21:37 PM

she probably just had them out from cutting coupons and had nothing better to do.

4/18/2009 6:23:38 PM

a. i wasn't talking to you brian

b. if you'd talked to me in the past week or so you'd know i, shockingly enough, cleaned my room. ATM the only shit on my floor is a bookbag and pair of shoes.

4/18/2009 6:32:40 PM

*black girl snap*

I'm Big Business and i approved this message.

4/18/2009 6:37:32 PM