of his double wide?

4/18/2009 10:43:18 PM

i always thought it was a motorhome

that didnt run

4/18/2009 10:44:01 PM

he bought a summer home

4/18/2009 10:44:23 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncGZWQGkNzc

4/18/2009 10:45:14 PM

I heard that he let some biker butt fuck him raw in a gas station bathroom once. He got the high five

4/18/2009 10:45:21 PM

I heard the same thing, but instead of a biker, it was a dentist.

4/18/2009 10:46:25 PM

IT WAS A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER

4/18/2009 10:46:38 PM

it was actually a one armed circus midget

4/18/2009 10:46:54 PM

^no, that was the second time

4/18/2009 10:47:16 PM

Well I met her out at Murphy's restaurant
She said she was fresh from the farm
And I remember thinkin' for a country girl
That she went pretty well armed
We sat there talkin' by the lobster tank
I ordered her a slow gin fizz
And when them chicken fried steaks arrived
She said I like living like this

So I made her the queen of my double wide trailer
With the polyester curtains and the redwood deck
Times she's run off and I've got to trail her
Dang her black heart and her pretty red neck

Well a few nights later I run into her
With some stranger on a park bench
She said he rebuilds engines and his name is Earl
He's the Charlie Daniels of the torque wrench
I whispered honey let's just go on home
And have some onion rings and watch TV
And as I walked her to the truck
Earl was cryin' don't you leave me
I told him

This is the queen of my double wide trailer
With the polyester curtains and the redwood deck
Sometimes shes runs and I've got to trail her
Dang her black heart and her pretty red neck

I said this is the queen of my double wide trailer
With the polyester curtains and the redwood deck
Sometimes she runs and I've got to trail her
Dang her black heart and her pretty red neck

I said this is the queen of my double wide trailer
With the polyester curtains and the redwood deck
Sometimes she runs and I've got to trail her
Dang her black heart and her pretty red neck

She's the Queen
She's the Queen



[Edited on April 18, 2009 at 10:49 PM. Reason : someone embed the song, its appropriate]

4/18/2009 10:48:52 PM

What happened to Queef Sweat

How long were you suspended for, [user]queefsweat[/user] had a ton of posts

4/18/2009 10:50:57 PM

that actually wasnt me

i was posting under clint_taurus and dookiemaxxx for awhile

4/18/2009 10:51:52 PM

4/18/2009 10:53:24 PM

i've been free for about 6 months, you homos just dont keep up with things

[Edited on April 18, 2009 at 10:56 PM. Reason : it was almost a year, but bearfaggot caved]

4/18/2009 10:55:52 PM