I've only broken 60%.

makes me feel pretty good about myself.

4/20/2009 1:50:24 PM

PRAISE THREADCHRIST

4/20/2009 1:51:21 PM

60-70%

4/20/2009 1:51:29 PM

9 of em

4/20/2009 1:52:08 PM

40%

4/20/2009 2:15:37 PM

50%

4/20/2009 3:15:17 PM

7

4/20/2009 3:16:33 PM

I'm really shocked by the number of >60%.

Numbers 1 and 2 pretty much mean don't worship another G-d, and most monotheistic ones worship the same person while atheist worship none.

Then there is number 6, which is don't kill. These should be 3 give me's.


7 is adultery and that really only means don't sleep with someone who is married or cheat on a spouse to whom you are married.

I'm interested in which of the ones people have broken now. I have all but the ones above.

4/20/2009 3:30:31 PM

im good for fucking up 80% of em

4/20/2009 3:32:01 PM

Could be wrong, but I thought it said somewhere in the Bible that thinking about another man's wife counted as adultery?

4/20/2009 3:33:42 PM

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"Could be wrong, but I thought it said somewhere in the Bible that thinking about another man's wife counted as adultery?"

That's #10, don't covet.

4/20/2009 3:34:49 PM

if you go by Jesus' broad interpretations, hating = murder and looking at a married woman w/ desire = adultery

and the Southern Baptists would have it that lying = bearing false witness and saying "God damn"=taking the Lord's name in vain

but it seems to me that if God had intended all these things to be included under the original Ten Commandments, He would've said so

4/20/2009 3:42:02 PM

1. and 2. at some time, but everybody does, we're Americans.
3. My favorite phrase when something goes wrong, which is all the time is, Mother-fucking, God-damned, piece of shit Christ.
4. Hahahahaha.
5. Not since the third grade and they got divorced
6. I killed a gerbil once, which also happened in the third grade.
7. Strict interpretation (dictionary definition), no, loose interpretation (New Testament, where looking counts) yes, but I mean, college girls. GOD DAMN
8. All the time when I worked at the C-Store and I wanted to get back at my shitty manager.
9. Definitely.
10. Fuck yes. I'm jealous of people on a message board.

So...100%, but thankfully Jesus paid for my sins, so I'm not going to Hell, lol. I hate my religion sometimes.

4/20/2009 3:46:03 PM

like 14

4/20/2009 3:46:47 PM

11. Thou shall not pay too much for a muffler.

[Edited on April 20, 2009 at 3:48 PM. Reason : forget where I heard that from]

4/20/2009 3:48:45 PM

Probably the same guy who said "Friends don't let friends drive Chevys".

4/20/2009 3:49:28 PM

well i never killed anyone!

4/20/2009 6:25:33 PM

11

4/20/2009 6:26:27 PM

I broke a commandment, once.

Once.

4/20/2009 6:27:49 PM

Quote :

"Numbers 1 and 2 pretty much mean don't worship another G-d, and most monotheistic ones worship the same person while atheist worship none. Then there is number 6, which is don't kill. These should be 3 give me's."

i was always under the impression that you don't have to worship another "god" to break number one.
just put something before god.
like you let something consume your life other than god...work, money, etc etc

4/20/2009 6:29:01 PM

Exactly.

4/20/2009 6:29:25 PM

Quote :

"I broke a commandment, once. Once."

OMFG, JOHNNY DANGEROUSLY

4/20/2009 6:30:16 PM

1. knocked out pretty early in life when i snuck my game boy into church.
2. i'm gonna say i knocked this one out with no. 1.
3. godfuckingdammit
4. sunday is for golfing
5. i've done a lot of things without my father's blessing.
6. haven't killed. yet.
7. this was by far the most fun commandment to break.
8. ganked all kinds of shit in my life
9. he did it, not me.
10. i have definitely coveted my neighbor's ass.

so i'm 9 for 10. not shabby.

4/20/2009 6:34:47 PM

until God tells me himself on stone tablets or via IM/email, its a free for all

4/20/2009 6:48:19 PM

^.
God will make a note on Facebook and tag everyone.

4/20/2009 7:21:44 PM

I wonder what He would do if you rejected His friend request

or poked Him

4/20/2009 7:23:17 PM

I'm sure there's some sort of "Smite" app that he would employ

4/20/2009 7:24:32 PM

Every single one of them.

4/20/2009 7:26:52 PM

Applying the Jimmy Carter definition . . . all of them.

In actuality, I've done all of the above but murder and adultery.

4/20/2009 8:00:58 PM