you ever find yourself turn up taylor Swift, or Ciara and just start fapping?
4/20/2009 3:16:15 PM
plz to not be fapping in my car
4/20/2009 3:17:04 PM
is this how you got in that accident?
4/20/2009 3:17:30 PM
Did it once in the Mazda in a dick's parking lot one night at crossroadsovershot the napkin and nailed the volume knob[Edited on April 20, 2009 at 3:18 PM. Reason : x]
4/20/2009 3:18:35 PM
i recall the first time i did that. i almost hit a fucking dear.
4/20/2009 3:18:56 PM
^^^ you could say that
4/20/2009 3:22:53 PM
yea i call this "the frosted buckle"
4/20/2009 3:23:22 PM
lol we all know you don't have a car
4/20/2009 3:23:39 PM
yeah the mess can be tricky.
4/20/2009 3:23:49 PM
must be one hell of a shot, isn't your volume knob gone now
4/20/2009 3:23:50 PM
4/20/2009 3:30:18 PM
i did on i-80 somewhere between iowa and chicago to stay awake one nighti really wanted to stop and get a lap dance, but i'd been wearing the same pair of pants for 2 weeks and was scared of how many spots the black lights at a strip club would light up.
4/20/2009 3:32:27 PM
I, too, have fapped in the car on I-40 going to Wilmington and on 24 going to Jacksonville, good times.
4/20/2009 3:44:37 PM
ugh grosss
4/20/2009 4:01:11 PM
It's much more challenging while riding a motorcycle
4/20/2009 4:20:51 PM
^ not really, i fap with my left hand anyway
4/20/2009 4:25:21 PM
only did that once while driving to wilmington on 421 (i like to take 421 every now and then, more interesting than 40, haha)not sure why... i just felt like doing so. it was strange
4/20/2009 5:15:09 PM
Did once on a visit to Wilmington to see my girlfriend at the time. Was horny as shit and also wanted to bang the hell out of her once I got there. So killed two birds with one fap...got to bust a nut and made sure I would last a long time once I got there.
4/20/2009 5:19:01 PM
4/20/2009 5:20:17 PM
i used to do this when i was 16 and dating a girl who lived like 45 minutes away and wouldn't put out
4/20/2009 6:17:04 PM
what's your FICA score?
4/20/2009 6:20:44 PM
nobody got it liked it
7/16/2009 11:02:14 PM
had a bf who told me how when he lived in thomasville and commuted to rtp every morning, he'd fap in the car on the way there.
7/16/2009 11:10:15 PM
7/16/2009 11:10:35 PM
ciara mmmm
7/16/2009 11:12:36 PM
i was driving a tdubbers car one day when i felt something on the back of my foot...i reached down and picked up a balled up handful of fast food napkins that had rolled out from under the drivers seat...there was something hard and crusty on them
7/16/2009 11:16:15 PM
lolzz
7/16/2009 11:28:14 PM
i was always too scaredy pants to do this
7/16/2009 11:30:43 PM
i didnt know people did this til like last month when a co worker told me...i guess i never thought about it
7/16/2009 11:32:31 PM
7/16/2009 11:36:41 PM
i kinda hate that i've never done it. like at least once. probably not a good idea with my record ^haha i just noticed that too[Edited on July 16, 2009 at 11:39 PM. Reason : .]
7/16/2009 11:38:36 PM
that means they almost hit someone they really care about
7/16/2009 11:38:51 PM
ive done it a few times on the way home from uncc
7/22/2009 12:12:54 AM
using a sock works well for the cleanup aspect. saves you money on new volume knobs too.
7/22/2009 12:16:53 AM
oh yes of course
7/22/2009 12:17:44 AM
^^^manual or automatic? lol
7/22/2009 12:18:11 AM
manual. never owned anything else
7/22/2009 12:19:27 AM
i am never buying a used car
7/22/2009 12:24:34 AM
dont buy new either. i used to beat up some trim when i worked at the dealership.
7/22/2009 12:38:06 AM
i cant imagine driving with both feet AND skeeting at the same time. cruise control? night time?
7/22/2009 12:38:51 AM
what out for semis
7/22/2009 12:39:06 AM
cruise,one hand on the wheel, night time. its not as difficult as you think. the hard part is still thinking of a girl when ike kid rock comes on or something. then you got to change the station. 93.9 has lots of chick music. thats the best. but now with all this xm stuff. who knows
7/22/2009 12:50:43 AM
i got a 4gb mem card in my centro. got like 7 or 8 porn vids just to see how good they'd look on a centro or if they'd even play.[Edited on July 22, 2009 at 12:52 AM. Reason : lol]
7/22/2009 12:51:59 AM