A support group for those of us with large penises.

I'm just getting tired of the people on http://www.lpsg.org
I think they're all gay. They talk about jacking off with each other way too much.

4/21/2009 9:28:15 AM

2nded

[Edited on April 21, 2009 at 9:30 AM. Reason : .]

4/21/2009 9:29:52 AM

3rded

[Edited on April 21, 2009 at 9:34 AM. Reason : wait, wut?]

4/21/2009 9:33:58 AM

What is the size cut off here

from a length/width perspective

4/21/2009 9:36:51 AM

over 9000 for both

4/21/2009 9:37:57 AM

thumper, would you like to address slave's question?

4/21/2009 9:38:32 AM

i'm fairly certain that my idea of "large" isn't necessarily the end-all-be-all definition of "large".

4/21/2009 9:39:33 AM

well until there is more input, we'll be going by your definition. go for it...

4/21/2009 9:42:06 AM

9" in length is large*.
7" in girth is large*.

*large = painful in most positions and otherwise not pleasurable.

4/21/2009 9:44:06 AM

call it Circle Jerks

4/21/2009 9:44:10 AM

i just viewed some of the stuff on there. mostly the "women whats the largest size you've had" thread.

they are all making claims about how its 13" and 12" 10" long, each with a girth of around 8" and how they love it. i'm imagining its all complete bullshit. girls don't like guys with dongs that size. if i don't have sex with my gf for 3 - 4 days shes sore when we interact, so i can only imagine what those sizes would be like.

some girls even like little dicks, just ask Jen

4/21/2009 9:45:48 AM

that is one crazy forum.

4/21/2009 9:46:34 AM

clothing & apparel = a sock

4/21/2009 9:48:35 AM

Quote :

" Keep trying! DVP is not easy. Try it out with a smaller guy, assuming Dave is average or above. This isn't like anal where, counterintuitively, a bigger cock can be easier. Start with very hard cocks, they will be competing for room but it will be fine once the 3 of you get a rhythm going. shaguar is offline "

4/21/2009 9:50:06 AM

^looooooooool


And after enough years of life I've finally realized that an enormous penis isn't something that the kind of girl I want is looking for, average and experienced is pretty damn successful

4/21/2009 9:50:20 AM

Quote :

"average and experienced is pretty damn successful "

guys never used to believe me when i'd tell them this.

4/21/2009 9:54:31 AM

I feel like we're dancing in a brightly lid field together, thumper, hands locked as we spin

4/21/2009 9:55:37 AM

4/21/2009 9:56:20 AM

A field... I need a field... A field in which to frolic!



Girls might say average is cool

but there's nothing like watching their jaw drop when they see well above average unveiled in front of them

4/21/2009 9:57:34 AM

SIGNGED

4/21/2009 9:58:20 AM

Quote :

"Girls might say average is cool but there's nothing like watching their jaw drop when they see well above average unveiled in front of them"

yeah, they're great to look at, and maybe even great to take to bed - once. then you realize that you don't need all that size. oral is harder on the jaw, intercourse is painful in some positions, anal is totally out of the question unless you're just a whore who takes it up the ass on a regular basis.

we might be amazed at first, but we all know that something that big is not long-term material. unless, as i said, you're a whore who takes it up the ass on a regular basis.

4/21/2009 10:02:06 AM

^ plus a vag is only so deep... so really, a huge one is a waste.

4/21/2009 10:04:34 AM

I pride myself on not being long-term material

Relationships are like a reciept to me...they expire in 90 days or less

4/21/2009 10:04:39 AM

^can i see your well above average piece of machinery? just curious

4/21/2009 10:05:21 AM

I think what Slave Famous is trying to say is that he's actually a young homosexual white male posting under the guise of one of the stereotypical characters from his "Dong Ranger" gay comic book collection...

4/21/2009 10:07:02 AM

^I'm a married woman, I don't wanna touch it. I just wanna see it.

4/21/2009 10:07:35 AM

^^ you got me

^ pm sent

4/21/2009 10:08:34 AM

I REALLY hope you don't mix up those pm's, that's all I need this morning

4/21/2009 10:10:44 AM

EMCE you still on that site? come on man. you know you don't fit in (pun not intended)

and stop using my damn pictures to front! i should have never sent you those!

4/21/2009 10:11:20 AM

<~~~my inbox is still red

[Edited on April 21, 2009 at 10:11 AM. Reason : maybe i need a cream for that? ]

4/21/2009 10:11:33 AM

Quote :

"I think what Slave Famous is trying to say is that he's actually a young homosexual white male posting under the guise of one of the stereotypical characters from his "Dong Ranger" gay comic book collection..."

FTMFW

4/21/2009 10:31:39 AM

my bitches Nuva ring is more like a cock ring for me.

4/21/2009 10:35:41 AM

I need support.

4/21/2009 12:23:22 PM

so get a jock strap, holmes.

4/21/2009 12:24:08 PM

come on EMCE. its ok. it happens to the best of... that was her fault for not informing you that she was not physically able to accept anything of that size. she shouldn't have asked for the deposit if she didn't have the account to fit it in.

4/21/2009 12:25:54 PM

also, thumper is full of crap in this thread. I was trying not to put our business out in the street, but....

we bwned. and she loved it.

4/21/2009 12:31:02 PM

by we, you mean you and her right? not you and me... because we didn't i tell you!

4/21/2009 12:42:58 PM

Dedicated to all of those with big ego's
Never fakin', we get the dough and live legal
Haters hate this, we sip the Mo' and yank the heezos

4/21/2009 12:43:39 PM

that is correct

4/21/2009 12:44:18 PM

so are we gonna have like annual meetups and stuff?

4/21/2009 12:53:01 PM

Quote :

"call it Circle Jerks"

4/21/2009 1:00:23 PM

yeah maybe a meet up isn't a great idea.

4/21/2009 1:12:46 PM

Quote :

" yeah, they're great to look at, and maybe even great to take to bed - once. then you realize that you don't need all that size. oral is harder on the jaw, intercourse is painful in some positions, anal is totally out of the question unless you're just a whore who takes it up the ass on a regular basis."

I have to agree. Couldn't date a guy with a loaf of wonderbread in his pants, it'd leave me sore for days and I don't want to go that long between.

Maybe as a once in a while thing it wouldn't be too bad though.

4/21/2009 1:16:17 PM

I think it's funny that every girl in this thread has pretty much told us (in a round about way) that their man has a tiny dick.

4/21/2009 2:36:16 PM

after we get food forum

4/21/2009 2:45:05 PM

^^i absolutely did not say that. i said average was better than large. my man is not large, thank god. but in no way is he tiny.

4/21/2009 3:13:16 PM

im perfect....seriously. thank you dad

4/21/2009 3:15:49 PM

I find parts of this thread most encouraging

4/21/2009 3:17:52 PM

eh, i'll go ahead and bump this for the morning.

somebody should embed the song by divinci's notebook

4/22/2009 1:25:01 AM

MC PeePants

4/22/2009 3:51:09 AM