i say this nearly every morning ... it's lame, but then again ... I start my day on Ocean Drive.




actually. I don't have any regrets or complaints.




life is LOVE, B.

4/23/2009 9:43:44 PM

I hated you fuckers that would order shit like this. Grow a pair and learn how to drink it black like a real man, son

4/23/2009 9:46:11 PM

Starbux is for bitch made faggots.

4/23/2009 9:46:34 PM

I refuse to go by starbucks bullshit,

I order a small, medium or a large

4/23/2009 9:46:49 PM

i mean i order the most masculine sh!t on the menu. I just prefer room, but I want a good amount of coffee.


i'm not one of those metrosexual dudes ordering the fancy sh!t with cream and caramel and all that bullsh!t ...


honestly i like the regular coffee at Dunkin Donuts better, but there will never be a Dunkin Donuts on Ocean Drive, B. NEVER.

4/23/2009 9:53:57 PM

SO TUFF

4/23/2009 9:55:59 PM

^

I know mane. In the streets they call me "Killer, B".

4/23/2009 10:06:38 PM

coffee shops are full of tuff people

4/23/2009 10:07:39 PM

every morning I drink a large mug of vanilla-flavored Maxwell House with lots of sugar and a splash of milk

I don't really give a shit

but I wonder if, on coffee dates, it is wiser to drink one's coffee black?

4/23/2009 10:09:42 PM

epic 15000 posts

4/23/2009 10:11:15 PM

^^ why would it be wiser one way or another?

4/23/2009 10:13:53 PM

I sometimes feel like I am the only person who doesnt like coffee. absolutely can't stand it black and I'm still not a fan of anything ive tried that has all the flavoring and sugar and milk and whatever else people put in it. I've tried to so many times thinking it would be an acquired taste and finally gave up

4/23/2009 10:15:16 PM

Quote :

"wolfpackgrrr All American 15579 Posts user info edit post I hated you fuckers that would order shit like this. Grow a pair and learn how to drink it black like a real man, son "

Quote :

"Sex : F"

maybe other women feel the same way

4/23/2009 10:15:53 PM

I would let wolfpackgrr put it in my ass

I'm Big Business and i approved this message.

4/23/2009 10:16:55 PM

coffee is good b!tch. it puts me in my proper zone. especially if I have to be out in the public.

4/23/2009 10:19:11 PM

^^^ Let the girl order first. If she orders a froo froo latte get yourself one too. If she orders black coffee or a shot of espresso with no cream or sugar, you might be in trouble

[Edited on April 23, 2009 at 10:19 PM. Reason : .]

4/23/2009 10:19:21 PM

i'm always like "yeah i'll just have a water, i don't like drinking your faggoty coffee"

4/23/2009 10:20:26 PM

generally they don't like coffee...they just get cocoa

and I'll be damned if I'll buy myself a cocoa on a first date

4/23/2009 10:20:56 PM

If they're drinking cocoa I don't think it matters what you order lol.

4/23/2009 10:21:32 PM

rule of thumb. don't order any of that faggotry sh!t. i basically gauge ever person that orders before me. when I see guys with all this ice coffee, caramel, sprinkle sh!t . . . i think this guys a pussy. and by faggotry I don't me anti-homosexual (no homo), but you know less masculine type of guy.

definitely not the type of guy I'd hang out or be friends with. my Tall Coffee in a Grande cup is basically black coffee and then I add a little cream and a little sugar.


anything beyond my order is for the ladies or pussy's.

4/23/2009 10:23:27 PM

Being the guy that orders a tall in a grande make you pretty much a pussy imo.

4/23/2009 10:27:20 PM

i still say frequenting coffee shops is pretty metropansyish, imo

4/23/2009 10:29:21 PM

plus they think you are a cheap bastard because you could at least pay them to mix in the sugar and cream

4/23/2009 10:29:42 PM

venti skinny latte

4/23/2009 10:30:42 PM

whats a venti skinny latte ... ???? i don't know what all that punk shit is. i just want a regular coffee and some sugar packets and a little cream. maybe a blueberry muffin on the side.


basic sh!t. a "skinny latte" WTF is that ?

4/23/2009 10:37:58 PM

^ Same shit you're getting you cream and sugar pussy

4/23/2009 10:39:07 PM

Quote :

"honestly i like the regular coffee at Dunkin Donuts better"

ive heard that it is better

and being that i dont drink coffee

it makes me lol

4/23/2009 10:45:32 PM

I prefer the bitterness of pure caffeine to the taste of coffee.

4/24/2009 12:30:20 AM

Quote :

" but I wonder if, on coffee dates, it is wiser to drink one's coffee black?"

Always.

No sugar and a splash of cream is also acceptable.

4/24/2009 12:34:19 AM

Word of advice, coming from a former barrista ....

If you aren't at freakin Starbucks, do not say "tall," "grande," "crazy-word-you-just-made-up."

It's annoying.... seriously.

PS, I personally don't blame you for putting a ton of creamer in your coffee -- black coffee is gross, son.

4/24/2009 12:45:45 AM

^ Starbucks isn't the only coffee shop that uses Italian for their sizes

4/24/2009 12:46:49 AM

^ Well at one where it clearly says small, medium, and large on the menu... it would piss me off. Our menu was gigantic... no excuses! Customers are dumb.

4/24/2009 12:48:51 AM

I drink black coffee

because i is tough stuffings

4/24/2009 12:48:53 AM

Make your own coffee B.

4/24/2009 12:49:33 AM

TWW is not a blog!

4/24/2009 12:49:59 AM

^^^^ Yeah and at Starbucks you have retards trying to order a large when there's no such thing there. You can't win and you should get out of retail.

[Edited on April 24, 2009 at 12:50 AM. Reason : .]

4/24/2009 12:50:09 AM

^ Already did, thanks.

And how is there no such thing as a large at Starbuck's?? Isn't that the big cup?

[Edited on April 24, 2009 at 12:53 AM. Reason : silly Starbuck's.]

4/24/2009 12:51:49 AM

When I go to Port City Java I'll order by small, medium or large.

4/24/2009 12:55:46 AM

Aren't you in Miami, B? I went to the Starbucks on Miami Beach a couple of times. It has been a while, but iirc it was right there at the end of the strip by the beach. You know the spot son. Like you'll be partying all hard at the clubs across from the beach and you need a break so you walk a block to the Starbucks and you can just chill on the patio for a minute and regain your composure. It's real chill down there. Then you just hit the boardwalk and you're like half a block from the action again. Lambos and Astons son. Porsche's are for the commoners. Might as well be driving a Camry. Keep your brain growin and the ideas flowin son.

[Edited on April 24, 2009 at 1:06 AM. Reason : l]

4/24/2009 1:05:46 AM

Quote :

"And how is there no such thing as a large at Starbuck's?? Isn't that the big cup?"

Yeah, you'd like to think that, but the one time you don't bother to confirm what size the asshole is actually trying to order, you give them the 20oz and they flip out saying, "I didn't order the extra large!"

4/24/2009 1:11:55 AM

Quote :

" Amsterdam718 All American 15004 Posts user info edit post rule of thumb. don't order any of that faggotry sh!t. i basically gauge ever person that orders before me. when I see guys with all this ice coffee, caramel, sprinkle sh!t . . . i think this guys a pussy. and by faggotry I don't me anti-homosexual (no homo), but you know less masculine type of guy. definitely not the type of guy I'd hang out or be friends with. my Tall Coffee in a Grande cup is basically black coffee and then I add a little cream and a little sugar. anything beyond my order is for the ladies or pussy's. 4/23/2009 10:23:27 PM wolfpackgrrr All American 15592 Posts user info edit post Being the guy that orders a tall in a grande make you pretty much a pussy imo."

And despite what you might think, ordering using the words "tall, grande, or venti" EVEN INSIDE A STARBUCKS makes you a fucking douche bag. You aren't sophisticated or cultured, you're some tool who sucks corporate lingo dick

4/24/2009 1:44:24 AM

Quote :

"barrista"

4/24/2009 6:38:03 AM

Question is:
How much do you tip the barrista?

4/24/2009 7:24:09 AM

Quote :

"And despite what you might think, ordering using the words "tall, grande, or venti" EVEN INSIDE A STARBUCKS makes you a fucking douche bag. You aren't sophisticated or cultured, you're some tool who sucks corporate lingo dick"

So when you go to other fast food places, you order things by their generic name instead of what the store calls them?

A chicken carbonara sub at Quizno's is a "sandwich with chicken, bacon, and mushrooms?"

An egg mcmuffin is "an egg, cheese, and canadian bacon english muffin?"


Get off it, you fucking pratt.

[Edited on April 24, 2009 at 7:32 AM. Reason : ps the word is BARISTA. One R.]

4/24/2009 7:30:52 AM

Bruegger's actually has really good coffee. Bottomless mug FTW.

4/24/2009 7:35:25 AM

Quote :

"Word of advice, coming from a former barrista .... If you aren't at freakin Starbucks, do not say "tall," "grande," "crazy-word-you-just-made-up." It's annoying.... seriously. PS, I personally don't blame you for putting a ton of creamer in your coffee -- black coffee is gross, son."

All the coffee shops I worked at (5 of them) used Italian for their sizes.

The one thing that pissed me off was when people would come in an order a macchiato and get mad when we gave it to them b/c there was no caramel or whip cream...damn starbucks

[Edited on April 24, 2009 at 7:50 AM. Reason : f]

4/24/2009 7:48:53 AM

Or you can order a grande coffee in 2 tall cups... double fistin' grippin' n sippin'

4/24/2009 7:51:38 AM

^^ It just bothered me that we had a sign the size of Texas and nowhere on there was any Italian sizes. So, let me rephrase -- if you don't see any Italian verbage concerning sizes anywhere in the store, don't order an Italian size.


I agree with the macchiato.... I made one for this man once who was like "well this isn't how Starbuck's made them." I told him, "Well this isn't Starbuck's."

4/24/2009 8:31:15 AM

DAMN RIGHT


THIS IS AMURRIKA


WE SPEAK MURRIKAN


DONT NEED NUNNA DET FILTHY WOP LANGUAGE HERE


GREASY I-TALIANS


GOAN BECK TO YUR OWN CUNTRY

[Edited on April 24, 2009 at 8:36 AM. Reason : also, the word is "verbiage" and your usage of it is incorrect. "Terminology."]

4/24/2009 8:33:02 AM

you know what's really lame? every one of your fucking threads.

4/24/2009 8:33:22 AM