Do you like clean-cut, super white teeth, spending hours in the bathroom getting ready guys

or

Do you like 5 o'clock shadow, put on yesterdays jens, unkempt hair guys?

I'm just curious. Your answer/preference doesn't have to follow my examples exactly. I just want to know which on is more of a keeper in your opinion.

4/29/2009 12:14:44 PM

correct answer: superchevy

4/29/2009 12:15:42 PM

just be yourself kid

4/29/2009 12:15:45 PM

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"5 o'clock shadow, put on yesterdays jens, unkempt hair guys"

but showering is certainly a must

4/29/2009 12:16:12 PM

^^^ lulz, glad to see you posting more again

4/29/2009 12:18:54 PM

i'm really OCD when it comes to being clean, so i gotta say - just be clean. a shower is a good thing!

don't wear yesterday's jeans if they have skidmarks in them. 5 o'clock shadow is ok, but don't have an unkempt hockey playoff beard that looks scraggly as shit. brush your teeth, but it's ok if they aren't pearly white and perfectly straight.

who am i kidding? who cares how clean you are. all that matters is the length of your cock and the thickness of your wallet.

4/29/2009 12:19:05 PM

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"yesterday's jeans"

On Fridays I wear Monday's, Tuesday's, Wednesday's and Thursday's jeans

so maybe Friday would be a good day to bring the game

4/29/2009 12:19:12 PM

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"Do you like 5 o'clock shadow, put on yesterdays jens, unkempt hair guys? "

4/29/2009 12:19:15 PM

This thread was courtesy of me reminiscing about a conversation punchmonk and I had a while back.

[Edited on April 29, 2009 at 12:24 PM. Reason : add bad grammar to the latter part of the list. :p]

4/29/2009 12:20:03 PM

was courteous?

was courtesy

4/29/2009 12:23:22 PM

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"just be yourself kid"

that never works for anyone. the best one can do is to try being themselves, but even that probably won't work unless you:
a) have near perfect facial symmetry, a nice body, and give off the right pheromones.
b) have beaucoup money.
c) belong in an elite group admired by society (celebrity, top athlete, genius, musician, etc.)

this is assuming you're trying to pull a hot broad. otherwise, you can throw all that and your standards out the window and go for the m.u.f.f.

4/29/2009 12:25:24 PM

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"don't wear yesterday's jeans if they have skidmarks in them."

pshhhhh, going commando is sooooo 2008......

4/29/2009 12:27:43 PM

I don't take hours to get ready

4/29/2009 12:29:06 PM

I think these are hot, so you decide what I like

4/29/2009 12:31:12 PM

omgjohnnydeppcaptainsparrowdomedomedomeooooooh

4/29/2009 12:33:09 PM

rich musician? and rich pirate?

4/29/2009 12:33:31 PM

they are beautiful

the first one is Rob Pattinson a Rich Vampire who also happens to be a musician

Johnny Depp is also a musician.

4/29/2009 12:35:14 PM

5 o'clock shadow is the best..... but I do like white teeth. Can there be a mix?

4/29/2009 12:35:42 PM

at least she didn't post a hanson brother

4/29/2009 12:36:09 PM

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"just be yourself kid"

that is some bullshit advice along the same lines as "you can be whatever you want when you grow up.." sounds cynical but unfortunately most of the time true.

4/29/2009 12:38:59 PM

6^ (I think) so you like gay guys?

4/29/2009 12:39:40 PM

lol

4/29/2009 12:40:03 PM

Thanks I was actually about to post this picture!



Also hot.

[Edited on April 29, 2009 at 12:40 PM. Reason : ]

4/29/2009 12:40:34 PM

i thought this was quality, but no one else did apparently

Quote :

"who am i kidding? who cares how clean you are. all that matters is the length of your cock and the thickness of your wallet. "

4/29/2009 12:40:37 PM

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"I don't take hours to get ready"

Mother fucker, you take a shower everytime we have to go somewhere out of the apt. Ok, ok, not all the time, like when we go to the gym, but just about every other time we go somewhere.

4/29/2009 12:41:53 PM

^^Surely the second time around will yield better results

4/29/2009 12:43:00 PM

^^^ I was going to comment, but my computer lost power and I had to restart it before I could post it, also, I had to call out ThePeter.

As for samwise's comment, I said it doesn't have to follow the examples exactly, I just know there is generally an even split between clean cut looking guys and dirty looking guys.

4/29/2009 12:48:03 PM

low maintenance /= dirty

4/29/2009 12:50:42 PM

4/29/2009 12:53:28 PM

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"^^Surely the second time around will yield better results"

i'm hoping

4/29/2009 12:54:17 PM

i'm more convinced that 90% of you women just like celebrities/fame/money

you just like whatever the person attached to those looks like as a result.

4/29/2009 12:54:54 PM

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"Surely the second time around will yield better results"

The second time is your time to show wash away the stench of the god-awful first impression you made when you drunkenly put your half-limp penis into her vagina while she was half-way past out.

[Edited on April 29, 2009 at 12:57 PM. Reason : I.E. She'll be sober the second time, so it's aways a guarantee that it'll be better]

4/29/2009 12:56:27 PM

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"As for samwise's comment, I said it doesn't have to follow the examples exactly, I just know there is generally an even split between clean cut looking guys and dirty looking guys."

Guess my answer is I like them in the middle then. I like someone who's laid back but can clean up nice for special occasions and who also has good hygiene!

4/29/2009 1:10:24 PM

You will find the answer is both.

4/29/2009 1:18:55 PM

I'm thinking that girls want what guys want:

A lady on the street but a freak in the bed.

4/29/2009 1:19:28 PM

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"A lady on the street"

i was thinking that was another term for whore

4/29/2009 1:22:32 PM

it's actually a lady in the street on the street does indeed mean hookerish.

4/29/2009 1:23:11 PM

so basically a whore in and out of bed

4/29/2009 1:23:41 PM

that's the ticket


[Edited on April 29, 2009 at 1:27 PM. Reason : 1]

4/29/2009 1:25:27 PM

Everything with women is about attention. The reason guys don't know what women want is because ultimately women don't either. They just play a complex mind game of "follow the female leader" to determine what they want in a man. If other females desire a certain type of man, then they follow suit. There is no logic behind it, because public perception is just like the winds of change. Obviously, a man that is extremely visible, easily recognizable, and well known by many people is more desirable, because other women give him more attention, and therefore being with him will give women more attention. Money is not nearly as important as having a man that A LOT of people know and like. my 2 cents.

[Edited on April 29, 2009 at 1:27 PM. Reason : -]

4/29/2009 1:26:08 PM

I'm just glad I made a semi-successful thread.

4/29/2009 1:31:29 PM

Today was a good day.

4/29/2009 1:32:10 PM

omg 5 o'clock shadow!!

no clean cut boys...i want a MAN

which are you? i'm sure we're all wondering...

4/29/2009 1:34:05 PM

5 o'clock shadow, put on yesterdays jens, unkempt hair guys

Yumm def the best. Metro-sexual's are a major turn off, sorry.

[Edited on April 29, 2009 at 1:35 PM. Reason : .]

4/29/2009 1:34:17 PM

^^^^^So this guy has chicks all figured out! Maybe he should write a book!

[Edited on April 29, 2009 at 1:37 PM. Reason : ]

4/29/2009 1:34:37 PM

i'd have to shave every 4 hours to maintain a clean cut look

4/29/2009 1:35:11 PM

i always question why the guido/metro/new haircut guys always have chicks hanging all over them. Then i look back at the chicks in question and realize they aren't the types of girls i would want hanging around me at all.

[Edited on April 29, 2009 at 1:37 PM. Reason : t]

4/29/2009 1:36:58 PM

dont be grimx

scruff is sexy

4/29/2009 1:37:05 PM

Quote :

"Everything with women is about attention. The reason guys don't know what women want is because ultimately women don't either. They just play a complex mind game of "follow the female leader" to determine what they want in a man. If other females desire a certain type of man, then they follow suit. There is no logic behind it, because public perception is just like the winds of change. Obviously, a man that is extremely visible, easily recognizable, and well known by many people is more desirable, because other women give him more attention, and therefore being with him will give women more attention. Money is not nearly as important as having a man that A LOT of people know and like. my 2 cents."

see if you can delve deeper and figure out the "why". why do they want a guy that other women want? that's the key. i figured this shit out early in high school. hint: procreation.

[Edited on April 29, 2009 at 1:40 PM. Reason : .]

4/29/2009 1:37:25 PM

^^^ Agree.

Quote :

"which are you? i'm sure we're all wondering..."

y'all can ask punchmonk or look in my photo gallery to find out what type of guy I am.

[Edited on April 29, 2009 at 1:39 PM. Reason : I don't want this thread to be about me, though. /narssicisim]

[Edited on April 29, 2009 at 1:40 PM. Reason : o.O]

4/29/2009 1:37:54 PM