[Edited on April 29, 2009 at 2:53 PM. Reason : beatdatass]

4/29/2009 2:52:32 PM

wheres the ass?

it looks like a before picture from the SNL sir mix a lot photo skit

[Edited on April 29, 2009 at 2:54 PM. Reason : .]

4/29/2009 2:53:18 PM

bodtastic, but not asstastic.

4/29/2009 2:54:13 PM

I'd hit it.

HAR HAR HAR

4/29/2009 2:54:40 PM

all i see is that rihanna can sleep standing up

4/29/2009 2:54:53 PM

4/29/2009 3:01:21 PM

Quote :

"bodtastic, but not asstastic. "

4/29/2009 3:04:02 PM

You know you can bounce pennies off that thing...

4/29/2009 3:05:12 PM

Quote :

"You know you can bounce pennies penises off that thing..."

4/29/2009 3:15:19 PM

smallfacelargeforeheadtastic

4/29/2009 3:18:30 PM

where's the ass?

i will beatdatass... with pics of a WHITE girl

her badonkadonk will make a brotha pop mad wheelies

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http://thesuperficial.com/2007/06/jessica_biel_wears_bikinis_for.php

http://www.derekhail.com/2007/02/06/jessica-biel-has-huge-lips/

http://www.derekhail.com/2006/10/10/jessica-biel-works-out-again/

http://www.egotastic.com/entertainment/celebrities/jessica-biel/jessica-biel-is-holy-crap-wow-004115






















If last 3 are red Xs:

http://www.egotastic.com/image?path=0810/jessica-biel-silver-47.jpg
http://www.egotastic.com/image?path=0810/jessica-biel-silver-35.jpg
http://www.egotastic.com/image?path=0810/jessica-biel-silver-48.jpg

4/29/2009 4:15:59 PM

omg look at that biel chick's ass

[Edited on April 29, 2009 at 4:20 PM. Reason : 8=======D~~~]

4/29/2009 4:18:42 PM

Quote :

"NEEDS MOAR BIEL"

4/29/2009 4:20:16 PM

and after the photoshop guy got to the pic.



[Edited on April 29, 2009 at 5:13 PM. Reason : now that i look at them back to back i like the original one better.]

4/29/2009 4:48:07 PM

holy shit those THIGHS

4/29/2009 4:48:59 PM

jessica biel's body makes me so happy.

4/29/2009 4:51:38 PM

^^^

dude, but where is the pic you originally posted?

PLEASE post it... it was small, but an awesome pic!

4/29/2009 5:05:34 PM

Jessica Biel totally redeems the fail.

4/29/2009 5:05:40 PM

This thread is a gift to all of mankind.

4/29/2009 5:09:54 PM

hah I thought it was a nice ass but I'm no lesbo so maybe my attraciveness level is off. Stick her ass on a man and OH GOD JESUS YES

4/29/2009 5:10:29 PM

that should have been the first indicator that she was not asstastic.

by no means is it a bad ass, just not all boom blam bow like biel.

[Edited on April 29, 2009 at 5:18 PM. Reason : 56]

4/29/2009 5:18:02 PM

Naw, not huge but tight and high and cute. Big asses don't get me all hot and bothered but I don't picture myself fucking one and watching the waves.

4/29/2009 5:19:38 PM

really these should be in the thick chick thread... but i dont like that thread.

4/29/2009 5:28:12 PM

OP did not deliver, thankfully this thread was saved. No ass left behind.

4/29/2009 5:31:13 PM

Now this is afar better pic of Rihanna, which shows she indeed has a nice ass. As Kiwi said

Quote :

"not huge but tight and high and cute"

Check on all 3 counts.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1173979/What-troubles-Rihanna-smiles-soaks-sun-Chris-Brown-lookalike.html

4/29/2009 6:11:15 PM

Quote :

"hah I thought it was a nice ass but I'm no lesbo so maybe my attraciveness level is off. Stick her ass on a man and OH GOD JESUS YES"

what?

4/29/2009 6:21:34 PM

jessica biel ftw!!

4/29/2009 6:32:09 PM

Biel 1
Other chicks 0

4/29/2009 7:08:47 PM

all of you are wrong, this is asstastic

4/29/2009 7:27:03 PM

4/29/2009 7:30:14 PM