This ridiculously hot girl started working in our cafeteria. Seriously one of the top 2 or 3 most attractive people I've ever seen in my life. Very laid back, mellow personality.

I figured she was young, but I find out she's 20. I'm pushing 28. I know, with some hard work and research, I could get back into the college mindset long enough to have my jollies.

But the old man in me thinks this will be a huge amount of work, for very little payoff. And there's no chance in hell that I could or would want to keep up with a 20yr old for more than a couple of months.

What does tdub think? Just be like all the other old dudes at work and keep looking, or is it worth a story for my grandson one day?

5/1/2009 5:09:06 AM

well she could be into older dudes and it might not take any work at all

5/1/2009 5:12:19 AM

pix or it didn't happen.

also send her my way so i can fuck her inside out.

5/1/2009 5:21:56 AM

I live on the west coast, dawg.

5/1/2009 5:34:17 AM

might as well try, man

5/1/2009 5:44:21 AM

she's probably not interested in you bro

5/1/2009 5:46:45 AM

that's loser talk

5/1/2009 5:51:30 AM

Umm, if she is in the top 3 hottest people you have ever seen in your life then the chances are pretty high (like, 100% high) that you have no shot.

5/1/2009 6:33:01 AM

just start talking to her about your views on digital piracy

i'm sure that'll get her all hot and bothered

5/1/2009 6:44:56 AM

^this will work!!!

5/1/2009 6:46:56 AM

What's the best thing about 20 year olds?

Wait. That joke doesn't work here. Dammit.

5/1/2009 7:05:05 AM

I'll applaud your effort

5/1/2009 7:14:22 AM

totally worth the story

sometimes you just need to date someone just so you can say "yeah I did that" with a big ass grin

5/1/2009 7:41:46 AM

Go for it man, chicks like that need some security from an older gent, everyone knows that. Unless they are the ridiculous party type. Then in that case, take her out for her 21st and get her some dranky, who knows where it will end.

5/1/2009 7:46:48 AM

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"hot cafeteria lady"

5/1/2009 7:48:03 AM

^ does not compute?

5/1/2009 7:49:26 AM

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5/1/2009 8:46:44 AM

too young

5/1/2009 8:47:38 AM

put in minimal effort, see if she bites
worse case you've then put in minimal effort and have a small shot over no shot

5/1/2009 8:49:03 AM

^ no shes tooo young

5/1/2009 8:49:47 AM

how is she too young?
she's over 18, hence she could also be called too old

5/1/2009 8:51:02 AM

how can 20 be called old i wouldnt even consider 28 old

5/1/2009 8:51:37 AM

lol, it was a joke.
how is 20 too old for a 28?

5/1/2009 8:52:37 AM

Noen could pull it off; however, a 20 year old isn't worth it.


P.S. you should tell Portman that the West Coast works better for you now.

5/1/2009 8:52:47 AM

not worth dating.

definitely worth fucking.

but are you really looking for advice from wolfwebbers, Tyler?

5/1/2009 8:53:24 AM

^^ maturity levels

plus she works in a cafeteria

5/1/2009 8:53:44 AM

As much as I hate to say this. Evan won this thread.


Go for it. I'd love to be there when she shoots you down. You have no chance. But then again, she may be into douchebags.

5/1/2009 8:53:48 AM

he's not trying to date the girl

5/1/2009 8:54:19 AM

then why put in the effort

5/1/2009 8:54:53 AM

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"I figured she was young, but I find out she's 20. I'm pushing 28. I know, with some hard work and research, I could get back into the college mindset long enough to have my jollies."

5/1/2009 8:56:04 AM

might as well try, man

5/1/2009 8:58:35 AM

you're debating the effort vs. payoff on a 20yo?

what do you have to lose?

5/1/2009 8:59:13 AM

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"then why put in the effort"

LOL

5/1/2009 8:59:35 AM

if you're lucky, she might be very mature for her age and not into all that nightlife and partying business.

which describes my wife when she was 20. her hobbies were/are reading and cooking...and all the makings of a good homemaker, etc. and yes, hot

19 was a little different story but whatever

5/1/2009 8:59:49 AM

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"you're debating the effort vs. payoff on a 20yo? what do you have to lose?"

Nothing, he just wanted attention and somewhere to claim he was getting a piece of primo vagpiece because all of the people he works with know he ain't hitting it.

5/1/2009 9:01:37 AM

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"all the makings of a good homemaker"

I guess different strokes for different folks and all, but that would have been a huge turnoff for me.

5/1/2009 9:04:56 AM

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""I figured she was young, but I find out she's 20. I'm pushing 28. I know, with some hard work and research, I could get back into the college mindset long enough to have my jollies.""

24 dating 20, I'm reliving the good ole days of yore

5/1/2009 9:05:16 AM

I'm 26 and I'm "dating" chicks as young as 18 and as old as 31. This is primetime, get you some dog.

5/1/2009 9:10:58 AM

^ agreed!

5/1/2009 9:27:05 AM

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"well she could be into older dudes and it might not take any work at all"

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"Umm, if she is in the top 3 hottest people you have ever seen in your life then the chances are pretty high (like, 100% high) that you have no shot."

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"just start talking to her about your views on digital piracy i'm sure that'll get her all hot and bothered"

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"not worth dating. definitely worth fucking. but are you really looking for advice from wolfwebbers, Tyler?"

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"Nothing, he just wanted attention and somewhere to claim he was getting a piece of primo vagpiece because all of the people he works with know he ain't hitting it."

lulz

do you really have to ask man?

5/1/2009 9:32:18 AM

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"HIT AND QUIT"

5/1/2009 9:35:37 AM

don't be a HUUUUUGE poon-tang.

you only live once, son. Make the most of it.

5/1/2009 9:36:22 AM

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"I'm 26 and I'm "dating" chicks as young as 18"

this makes me feel better, I'm only 24 and was debating on the 18 year olds. Guess I'll go for it since Stimwalt does too.

5/1/2009 9:38:10 AM

go for it

5/1/2009 9:38:39 AM

I'm fucking a 20 year old tonight*

follow suit













*prahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhbleeeee

5/1/2009 9:41:05 AM

go for it dude.

5/1/2009 9:45:26 AM

my 29 year old friend is engaged to a 21 year old.

5/1/2009 9:46:46 AM

I wanna bang joie.

5/1/2009 9:46:56 AM

i'd give it a shot. her box is probably like fresh spring water.

5/1/2009 9:57:29 AM

set em up

5/1/2009 10:00:25 AM