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"I'm posting for my friend, she's too lazy to find new guys. My friend has a magnetic personality, people just want to be around her. She's also a b*tch. At least she can be, but in a good way. She won't be a b*tch unless someone around her does something stupid. She's very mature for her age. She also has 2 kids. She's normally a lot of fun, and likes to do the most random things, but having 2 kids weighs down on that right now. Mostly she just watches cartoons with her kids now. And works. Here's what she needs from you: 1) Drives something with a V8 - preferably a Firebird but a Camaro (or a Corvette) would be fine 2) NO DRUGS, NO DRAMA <---she's had plenty of both 3) Funny and outgoing, otherwise she'll just get bored with you. (I promise, she'll just stop talking to you even though you'll think it's going great) 4) A job. She's had plenty of worthless boyfriends. I am sick of hearing her b*tch about worthless boyfriends. ----(it doesn't matter what you do as long as you pay for your own sh**) 5) Confidence. You need to be borderline a**hole to keep her interested. Not controlling, just a**hole. 6) Good with kids. She has 2. 7) It helps if you're just a little cooky too. As in crazy. But not batsh** nuts. 8) Be helpful around the house. It's not that big of a deal. It goes with having kids. All emails come through me first. If you just ask for a hookup, it will be deleted. You have 1 email to convince me to forward it to her. Good luck. Why is it that she can be so picky? So conceited? "

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/w4m/1147198353.html

5/2/2009 4:22:32 PM

Obligatory 'if only there was a thread for this'

5/2/2009 4:25:28 PM

everyone spam it and explicitly ask for a hookup and mention you drive a Toyota echo

5/2/2009 4:26:10 PM

^ I support this.

5/2/2009 4:28:15 PM

Sure she got tittays but her face is blurred out

5/2/2009 4:28:41 PM

IT IS M2C!!!!

5/2/2009 4:32:53 PM

My reply to her:

"Hi, I found your friend very interesting, I'll go down your list to tell you about myself

1) I do pretty well for myself, I drive a restored '68 GT40
2) other than anti inflammatorys for my knee, I'm clean
3) I'm usually the life of the party, I throw them for all my employees every couple months
4) I am the owner of the Honey Baked Ham on Six forks road, even in these times it's doing quite well, we get a lot of orders from churches and businesses. It keeps me pretty busy, but I've hired a part time manager and could use some companionship in my off time.
5) well, I started my own business and am doing pretty well, so you know that takes confidence. I got where I am by not backing down.
6) I have a son named Trevor, dealing with him has certainly taught me some patience, but I love him. Hes currently in a boarding school for special needs kids. He sometimes doesn't know what hes doing, and hes a good kid really. To this day I still tell myself that he didn't know how little it takes to cause someone a fatal injury. By the way, I used to be married.
7) I'm definitely not "crazy" but I'm not run of the mill either. One time, right after Trevor was moved to St. Ignacius I went to the beach in winter and just lay there, it got dark and I just stayed there, looking at the overcast sky soaking wet, wondering why I couldn't feel the cold.
8)I'm usually pretty bushed after work, but I have a maid, so if we move in together later on she can def. stay on and keep our place clean!

Hope to hear back from you!"

5/2/2009 6:47:56 PM