for a life coach! I need some guidance, apparently. I'm 26 years old and just can't get it together. Who is up for a challenge?

5/3/2009 8:28:05 AM

I just turned 27, and I'm in the same boat


whatever you do, don't make it EMCE

he'll just want to get in your pants

5/3/2009 8:29:15 AM

Nah, he's just playing. He has a girl, and besides, he lives a lot of states away.

5/3/2009 8:30:28 AM

well ok

that and he also sucks at it

5/3/2009 8:31:13 AM

we could just form a big support group.

5/3/2009 9:08:58 AM

this thread has something to do with your facebook satus

[ ] confirm
[ ] deny

5/3/2009 9:11:13 AM

confirm


I shouldn't get that drunk ever.

I still am drunk, actually.

5/3/2009 9:12:04 AM

i got you

5/3/2009 9:13:05 AM

I hope I just got that emotional because I'm menstruating and not because I'm crazy.


I think it might be both!

5/3/2009 9:15:56 AM

I love u shawner

5/3/2009 9:22:49 AM

thanks johner

5/3/2009 9:23:28 AM

i thought this was about applications for love. because i'd so be there.

5/3/2009 9:24:28 AM

I'm taking those too.

5/3/2009 9:25:52 AM

is it long?

5/3/2009 9:27:33 AM

Well, you just asked the first question on the app.


The second one is "is it thick?"

5/3/2009 9:28:33 AM

I like where this is going. PM me this application.

5/3/2009 9:29:18 AM

oh, those are the only two questions


oh wait, no...question number three is "Will you screw me over?"

5/3/2009 9:32:53 AM

can i get a definitely of "screwing over"?

5/3/2009 9:34:58 AM

Do you... ever sleep, Randy?

5/3/2009 9:37:38 AM

i have this horrible problem of always getting up between 8:30 and 9. and it doesn't matter how late i was up. I find it odd since its not like i was programmed do to that from work. then i had to wake up at 6:3-7.

5/3/2009 9:42:29 AM

how drunk?

5/3/2009 9:44:03 AM

so you went out and got wasted, and the hangover is making you realize you need to get your shit together?

definitely been there.

5/3/2009 11:29:49 AM

^^I had like....5 liquor shots. Which is 4 more than I should ever have. And then a few Sparks and some mixed drinks. So not blackout drunk, but memories are a little fuzzy but I definitely got overemotional, luckily no one else there realized it I don't think.


^Well I was kind of overexaggerating. My shit is together but I need to go a show like Tough Love on Vh1 because I'm totally dating inept.

5/3/2009 1:27:03 PM

why am i just now realizing i typed definitely instead of definition.

i was still half sleep at the time.

i wouldn't definitely screw you over. i promise. its not in my nature.

5/3/2009 1:28:52 PM

Sparks makes me beligerent, maybe that's what happened to you?

5/3/2009 1:29:33 PM

do you typically have sexual relations with your life coach

5/3/2009 4:07:43 PM

I'm a 30 year old with a Microbiology degree who has had 5 jobs in the past 4 years. Do I qualify?

5/3/2009 4:08:58 PM

^^I don't know, I've never had a life coach before


^It all depends on how good you are at steering misguided chicks in their mid 20s through every day battles.

5/3/2009 4:19:24 PM

2 words... dr phil

5/3/2009 7:54:16 PM

dr phil?

hes like the worst life coach ever

5/3/2009 8:01:22 PM

good point

2 more words... mr. miyagi

5/4/2009 7:22:23 AM

what about Mr. T?

5/4/2009 11:53:14 AM

no one has enough attention to give.

5/4/2009 11:55:59 AM

BubbleBobble is the clear choice

5/4/2009 11:56:38 AM

so what area's would you like to concentrate on in life?

5/4/2009 11:56:43 AM

Romantic for right now

maybe career in a year when I graduate

5/4/2009 11:58:32 AM

I'll be your life coach, but I only accept one form of payment.

5/4/2009 11:59:49 AM

ah, will PM my application

5/4/2009 12:00:42 PM